Humorous and funny Mom poems and/or funny poems about Mom. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mom funny poems!
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
humor, mom, sorry,
My One Regret
If I weren't afraid, I'd...
Have pulled that red lipstick
Out of my purse
And with cover
Of sister and cousin
Surrounding your coffin
Replaced that drab pink coral
With your trademark red
We knew it wasn't a colour
You'd have been caught in dead
9/11/2019
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny
Iron Mom
I am Iron Mom, clean everything with a wave of my hand.
I am iron mom, cook macaroni with cheese sauce.
da da da da da da da da
Sung to the tune of Iron man. Inspired by Royal T.
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
funny, husband, mom, sexy,
A Night Without the Kids
Yummy
Mummy
Chubby
Hubby
Jumping
Pumping
Moaning
Groaning
Huffing
Puffing
******
Sarcasm
Wants more
Loud snore
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, mom, mum,
Egads and Little Fishes
“Egads and little fishes”
Reminds me of my dear old mum
Covering her head uttering this phrase
Thunder made her come undone
Terrified by each electrical storm
Dear mum would nearly passed out
With thunder, lightning, and pelting rain
She'd cower in a corner throughout
Really felt bad, she was truly scared
Tried hard not to laugh at the sight
Of mum with her apron over her head
Praying hard with all of her might
Things that happen during childhood days
Stay with us as by us life swishes
I'll always remember mum's little saying
“Egads and little fishes”
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, imagination, mother, nature, philosophy, seasons
Don'T Mess With Mom
there is no fury
like a woman's fury -
so don't mess with mom
Tribute To
Mother Nature
It's Not Nice
Fooling
Mother Nature LOL
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
candy, food, children, health, humor, mom
The Bribe
Mom don't feed me veggies
Don't put them on my dish
French fries and a hot dog
Is now my only wish
Mayonnaise smothered Tater-Tots
Sure would do the trick
Peas Broccoli, spinach too
Just will make me sick
Carrots, I can't stand them
Oh please, for goodness sake
Don't hide them in a muffin
Or in some kind of cake
Don't add them to my juice
And think it's gonna fly
I said I don't like veggies
I'm telling you no lie
I'm glad you're being sensible
In honoring my wish
I also won't eat liver
or any kind of fish
Sure, I'd like some candy
Perhaps a slice of pie
Ok, If I have too
I'll give this vegg a try
Written by
Judy Ball
Categories:
father, funny, day, me, fathers day, day
Happy Father's Day To Mom
Happy Father's Day Mom,
Without you this day would be,
Completely non-existant;
This day just would not be.
Dad is great, don't get me wrong,
I think that he is grand.
He's always there to play some game,
Spend time or lend a hand.
He taught me how to cast a line,
When we go out fishing.
He taught me how to speak my mind,
That there's no gain in wishing.
I don't think I'll e'er repay,
All that he's done for me.
I know for sure in all the world,
There's no one just like he.
I'd like to give him something,
To show there's none like he;
But you already did that,
On the day you gave him me.
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
animal, caregiving, cute, humorous, mom,
April the Giraffe
There was a giraffe in a zoo
Named April, and she ate for two.
For, pregnant she was-
Spectators abuzz!
And soon little hooves peaked right through!
In minutes he fell to the ground-
So perfectly healthy and sound!
His mom cleaned him well-
He stood- and then fell.
But soon he was walking around.
Though she and the Vet got along
Took care of her well all year long-
But touching her calf-
Scared mama giraffe
To kick him where kicks don't belong!
A mom is as fierce as can be
When guarding her new-born, you see
Although there is trust-
Hands-off is a must!
The price you will pay, can't foresee!
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
childhood, education, funny, giggle, humorous, mom
Sex Ed
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, mine
Please say it isn’t so!
At school today we learned about sex---
But I didn’t want to know.
O Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, dear
Please say it isn’t true!
They taught us what erections are,
And all the girls said “ew!”
Mommy mine, you haven’t done it,
Have you, Mommy dear?
But wait---how else can I explain
The fact that I am here?
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
caregiving, education, fantasy, funny, imagination, inspirational
Look Mom No Hands Couplet Challenge
< I really hate to do laundry
Why can't it be hands free ?
Written by
Steven Siegel
Categories:
freedom, humor, military, mom, soldier, women
What We Really Fight For
When you ask 'soldier
what he fights for, it is not
apple pie and dear
old mom, nope this is what he
fights so hard for; a woman
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, imagination, inspirational, nature, places, uplifting
My Mom Is One Tough Cookie
deep in the forest
collapsed limbs fungus rockbeds
natures own fury
Tribute To Nature
Even If She Is Mean LOL
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
humorous,
Bad Mom
There was a young girl from Nantucket
whose blouse was so long, Mom yelled, "Tuck it!"
Then that mother saw red
when her daughter's thumb bled,
screeching, "There are no bandaids. Suck it!"
April 10, 2018 Cheer up, Viv!
For the Traditional Limerick Contest
Written by
Jeralyn Tolliver
Categories:
fun, humorous, math,
Your Mom After a Rough Night
I'm in the diner uptown, sitting around, b.s. ing with Teddy. Don't just stand there and say nothing to me, I got a hangover like you wouldn't believe. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. It's tooth hurty in the afternoon and I'm in a cocoon. Pour me, poor me 5/8 of a cup of coffee. Bonnie and Clyde are at the gas station getting busted and I'm sitting here trying to get adjusted. Poor me, pour me 5/8 of a cup of coffee and I'll call it a day.
Written by
Connie Gildersleeve
Categories:
humor, mom, son,
Ma You'Re Driving Me Nuts
Spun web way up high, too far to reach from the floor-
Slightly bent forward, working with gloves and a broom,
Swinging away, causing the ladder to wobble even more,
She let out a scream when the spider crawled onto her broom.
I softened her fall, when she tumbled down, landing right on top of me.
"Ma you're driving me nuts, you're not that young anymore."
I was mad as hell, but we started to laugh as we lay there on the floor.
What can you do with an old stubborn woman like ma?
Written by
Susan Barnes
Categories:
angst, career, humorous, inspiration, mom, satire
Career Mum
Would Joan of Arc be a post office clerk
In the year of two thousand and four?
And Lady Godiver, if we could revive her
Would she mop the kitchen floor?
These heros of history, make my lifestyle a mystery
Such women we shouldn’t ignore
So well in my thirties, with hand cream and nappies
I went down on my knees, despite the dog’s fleas
For a Wonderbra, a fancy new car
And a job that would take me far
Now I’m totally weary, yet it seemed fine in theory
To split myself in two . . . as you do!
But I feel like a martyr, this lark’s a non-starter
And I blame Bodacea and Germaine Greer
For this deep-rooted need to have a career
Written by
Samantha Farley
Categories:
dad, humorous, mom,
After Eight
Dear mother
Worn out
Doth smother
Her daughters
With boredom
And nothing to do
Dear father
No doubt
Won’t bother
To listen
To daughters
For he’s tired too
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
11th grade, children, dad, humor, mom,
Tongue - Twister
Mama Price has gone shopping; Papa orders pizza.
Pandemonium proves itself at the supper table.
Papa answers the phone, while the Price clan depletes a
whole double-large pizza and sides before he is able
to say goodbye. Pat pitches Pete breadsticks without stopping;
Pete pilches Phil's bacon bits and cheese and throws them at Pippa
Big brother Phil picks off Pippa's pepperoni topping.
Pampered Pippa pouts and pipes up, "I'm gonna tell papa..."
prompting an expected chant - "Papa's pet's a party pooper."
Post haste, Papa returns passing out in a stupor.
November 3, 2016
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
homework, humor, math, may, mom, money
Mathematics Pleiades
May I show you numbers
Math numbers to add now
Many to subtract from
My coins make me dollars
Mom help me with homework
Minds great and small count twice
Monday no homework yeah
Date Written: 10/6/2020
2 Place Pleiades Contest Judged:10/11/2020
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
child, family, kids, funny, hilarious, mom
Beer
If you want things
to go really well with Mom,
tell her first thing in the morning,
"I'm not going to school
until you get me a beer."
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
11th grade, daughter, family, funny, humor, mom
Loot
I’m daughtering in place and it’s a full time job.
I'm a posable figurine, like a barbie for my mom.
She's been shopping in a frenzy, to fill the empty hours.
I think we have an Amazon truck dedicated to our house.
I needed another closet so we took my sister's room
It looks like a Dior outlet-store or maybe King Tut's tomb.
"I think you've gotten carried away," I said to her last night.
Looking at all the loot arranged, she said, "you may be right."
Written by
Lei Strauss
Categories:
humorous, mom,
Mother's Love
Gives everything I need
I’m her most precious seed
The one who caresses my fears
Life is as bright as my leers
My light amidst of darkness
Brightens my day with happiness
The touch of love gets into my soul
The greatest gift of all
Every day is an endless war
With her, I’ll go to distance so far
Her hands are eternity
A mother’s love is a beautiful mystery
I put my hands to God every day
Let him know I’m happy day to day
Got the best lady in the whole world
Nothing describes even a single word
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
friend, humorous, mom,
Autocorrected
Imagine what happened next
When he sent his friend a text
Cleaning moms china
Changed to vagina
His friend was so perplexed!
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, dad, funny, insect, mom,
Cockroach Impact
COCKROACH...!!!
Scream my desperate daughters ...
- Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
I ask because mom
and not the father ...!?
- What's the reason for not
dad ...!?
They answer in chorus:
- Dad crushes ... and we
cannot stand... !
- Mom, kill with class,
with insecticide ... let it
dizzy ...!
So, here at home,
is she the woman who
is the exterminator of the future!
of cockroaches ...!
Written by
Lunita Blanca
Categories:
11th grade, humor, mom,
Ice
Scrapping ice from windshield---using mom’s spatula