Humorous and funny Mirror poems and/or funny poems about Mirror. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Mirror funny poems!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny, mirror,
A Zulu Warrior
Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior
Staring back from the mirror in the morning!
A nasty fierce looking bad tempered dude
Obscenities flying out without warning
Crabbing bout having to make a living
But enjoying all the many accoutrements
If it wasn't that, it'd be something else
People just love to complain and vent
A shower and shave, you're almost human
Not one person will ever suspect
That a member of the Zulu Warriors tribe
Was a coworker of great respect
Do you sometimes see a Zulu Warrior
Staring back from the mirror in the morning!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Written by
Elizabeth Mccann
Categories:
funny, humorous, mirror,
Mirror, Mirror On the Wall
There's the mirror we look at
to pick at spots,
The mirror we dress by,
to see the lot,
The one to cream and
shade the eyes,
The one to try out
feigned surprise,
The one that travels
and shows fatigue,
(Your eyes have circles,
your teeth are green.)
But the truest vision
of ups and downs,
Of sideways bulges
and hairdo clowns
Is the one that hits you
with dismay,
The shop front window
on a sunny day!
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
graduation, growing up, heart, history, humor, marriage, mentor, mirror, muse, myth, spiritual, spoken word, thank you,
Walk
A bulging extremity,
a feminist integrity,
a swaggering centipede,
the cops arresting me,
my dick the right size,
the bang coming out of your eye's,
the sensitivity upon demise,
the dew and dripping from the sky's,
the eagerness of eloping,
the magnitude of doping,
the honesty of groping,
scattering scorpions glowing and scoping.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
confusion, funny, holiday, philosophy, social,
Thanksgiving In the Mirror
With "plenty" this culture's endowed
Bad outcomes are never allowed!
But nature's stealthy
And notes for the wealthy
Silver linings come with a cloud
Written by
John Hamilton
Categories:
humorous, image,
Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror
Mirror, mirror, she asked, "who is fairest?"
Said a maiden who felt like the rarest
Mirror answered unkindly
Maiden struck at it blindly
Now her image, is cracked and embarassed.
John Derek Hamilton
Jan 01,2016
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
change, emo, gothic, heart, hilarious, mirror, poetry,
Miserable
There are times some mat be some what miserable
To me my life isn't bad enough to say it is terrible,
I am happy and blessed with my whole world
Those whom are not happy always live in turmoil,
Misery loves company they always say
yes it is sad that others do feel this way,
My heart goes out to those but, they have to be the ones wanting to change
The negativity they have in their souls needs to be rearranged.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
cry, dog, funny, humor, life, mirror, yellow,
The Old Shaggy Yellow Spotted Dog
the old shaggy yellow spotted dog
ran quickly around the drawing room
chasing a long tale
until it spotted itself
in a mirror on the wall
and was amazed
by how old it is looking
and how quickly
time passes
remembering its youth
it laid down in a cradle in the woom
and cried
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
beauty, clothes, funny, humorous,
Mirror, Mirror -
Mirror mirror on the wall,
why are all my clothes too small?
Please mask my cellulite and fat profusion,
with the magic of optical delusion.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
crazy, fish, flower, humor, mirror, psychological, vanity,
Narcissus and the Carp, a Tanka
narcissus, the pond
across the surface ripples
disillusionment
dead in the water, floating
not so koi now, bloated carp
by gail
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
animals, funny
Monkeys In the Mirror
Monkeys stare through cages at the zoo
Picking teeth, scratching each other too
But who are we to cast aspersions
We each have our primate reversions
Reflecting us, monkeys see – monkeys do
* For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo challenge
Written by
Mydavolu Venkatasesha Sathyanarayana
Categories:
funny, day, day, mirror,
My Mirror Grinned
My mirror grinned at my first grey
With rearing youth, it’s my first fray
Disturbed, with care I plucked that bane
Next day to find one more, again
I cried and sighed and went astray
That’s how began my darkest day
With whitest hair and day by day
At deepening my fear and pain
My mirror grinned
With no concern at my dismay
Went on my hair, to well betray
With more and more albescent strains;
Until one day remarked Miss Jane
I looked smarter with that new grey!
My mirror grinned
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
beauty, blue, fear, funny, health,
Afraid of a Mirror
Afraid of a mirror
that daunts you with horror?
What's your fear
of not looking
and admitting
you have a funny ear?
Fretted to look into a mirror
that won't suggest
the word " Beauty? "
I anticipate your anger
and unpleasant words that
won't change reality!
Afraid of a mirror
that hangs on your bathroom wall?
Make believe it's a crystal ball...
don't create useless terror!
Not everyone is
born beautiful and healthy
and has a perfect body...
why blame it on your genes?
Be beautiful in your own way,
enjoy your spotlight and shine today!
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
bird, humor, image, mirror, self,
The Narcissist
Me a bush stone curlew,
And this is my fond view—
There's none whoso like me
In all space, land and sea,
An if one does exist,
Bird it be, be it beast,
Reflection of mine is,
And oh dear, I love this--
A curlew of rare hue!
_____________________________
A bush stone curlew, a bird, spent hours staring at its own reflection as shown in a video that became instantly viral. The bird became instant star as well. Now, if this bird had a poetic bent of mind, it might have penned a little ditty like this.
Happenings, humour | 21.03.2017 |
Written by
Edward Schmitz
Categories:
beauty, crush, desire, funny love, mental illness, vanity,
This Side of the Mirror
This Side of the Mirror
I feel lost within the mirror’s eyes
Those charming narcissistic pools
As vast and blue as endless skies
Glittering like two polished jewels
As I look deep within those gems
I recollect such secret woes
Held trapped inside my lover’s skin
Is such a torture none should know
Drowned deep within the vainest vice
An honest pain baptized this soul
Although it seems that dreams are nice
When unachieved they take a toll
I can not hold, my love, so dear
Or press their lips upon my own
And even, could, I hold them near
The truth remains, I am alone
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
education, faith, funny, humor, philosophy, religious,
The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs at us for something we believe and somehow didn't realize was stupid.
Written by
Agatha Jetaime
Categories:
abuse, addiction, humor, irony,
Lipstick On Mirror
Joe puts his name on mirror with lipstick
So that in the morning, geez,
He doesn't waste so much time recalling
Who he is.
Written by
Dean Wood
Categories:
humor,
Mirror Mystery
This morning I looked in the mirror
And experienced a curious sight.
The old man looking back at me
Had his left hand on his right.
If left is right and right is left,
Why is not up-side down?
I suppose it would be too difficult
To smile when we wanted to frown!??.
53 words
5/23/2017
One of five-70 words or less contest; Sponsored by Laura Loo
Theme = “mirror”
Written by
Erich Goller
Categories:
humorous, me, me, mirror,
True Reflection
TRUE REFLECTION
Mirror, mirror on the wall
I know you're always truthful
but I wish you could show me all,
to view what will be ahead
rather then leave me in the dark instead.
Every day I look at you
I can't believe that reflection is really true.
Well, I know you don't fool
but every morning
must you be so cruel?
Where is the time
when you made me look so fine?
Now I should accept what I see
because the older I get
the more painful it will be.
I like to see what the future will bring
when I'm called up, will I get my wings?
Now tell me mirror, mirror on the wall,
is it true, that seven years of bad luck
will follow me after I smash you?
Written by
Frederic Parker
Categories:
humorous,
Mirror
I have no thoughts of a mirror
must allow my brain to think
to give it purpose to write a poem
thoughts and mind must interlink
To find reason or cause
for every reflection, I have seen
from a skin of pink to a skin of gray
and the changes in between
I know there will be those
who'll write a metaphor or two
a philosophical take on the theme
from illusions, their mirror reflects so true
I've never thought or dreamed of mirrors
only reflections on a lake
where I sit to write this poem
and share my final take
9/21/17 contest Mirror Mirror
Written by
Ananthasagaran Narayanapillai
Categories:
anger, depression, dream, emotions, humanity, humor, relationship,
Feelings of Mirror
I am Mr.Mirror
Who show your horror,
Face of your.
I am really sad,
To show your mad,
Face,it looks very bad.
For each situation
You change your face motion
Oh!, it's not a fiction.
You change your face
Like masks with pace,
Yes,you already forget peace
Now you search others pockets,
If there no money packets,
You throw them like paper rockets,
I know there was a time,
People was on cloud nine,
Also looked very fine.
Oh! Now you destroy the world,
I can't say with a word,
My dear Lord...........
There will be an end,
If you don't trust others mind
Please love others like your friend
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny
I Am Bored With Mirror
Bored with the mirror
reflecting same face,
nothing more or less
without System Error(500)!
Bored with those eyes
teasing my behaviour,
naughty as they are
without a surprise!
Bored with those lips
'se_y' someone told,
always too much bold
and ready for a kiss!
Bored with the nose
hill above the sea,
always ahead of me
mimicking my pose!
Myself or mirror
who is the culprit,
let's now fix it
whose boredom is more!
©2011 kashinath karmakar
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Placement:7th (May 2011)
By:kashinath karmakar (24th April 2011)
Contest:I am bored with --
Sponsor:Linda-Marie The Sweetheart
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, sad,
The Person In the Victorian Mirror
The person in the Victorian mirror
Is getting fat and bald
Spots appear
Where there was once perfection
Inches of height disappear
From those on the drivers license
He has gone from someone
To someone else
Approaching no one
Hunched over
And shuffling somewhat
When he walks
He dresses up in his finest old cloths
Each dark night
And goes out
Hoping to get laid
Written by
Phyllis Babcock
Categories:
funny, me, me, mirror,
The Mirror
Mirror mirror on the wall
I don't know me at all
Whose face is that I see
What--you say it's me
Mirror mirror on the wall
Can you happen to recall
Why my face changed it's form
It is way beyond the norm
Mirror mirror on the wall
give me an answer do not stall
I asked you a question -tell me no lies
Why am I in total disquise
Mirror mirror on the wall
Now be a real nice doll
Change me back to who I am
My reflection is just a scam
Mirror mirror on the wall
Reverse it all.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Mirror Call
They say at the Bishop's estate
Was butter and bread on a plate
In the blink of an eye
It became apple pie
And that's how the Bishop gained weight . . . .
Written by
NJ Tomcatx
Categories:
humorous, science, science fiction, surreal, word play,
There May Be a Paradoxical Mirror
There may be a mirror universe
in which time runs backwards
Hawkins hosts dinner for time travelers
who eat dark matter for dessert
Thousands of Endurances think
critical thinking was just spotted on Mars
where lonely elephants seek scientists
Hawkins finds Planet 9 in a black hole
There may be an information paradox
where elephants eat dark matter
Planet Nine still missing
time runs backward while running out of time
Thousands of acres continue to burn
there may be a paradoxical universe
Planet Nine attacked by RNA
elephants create scientists