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Poem Details | by
Jamey Hourigan |
Categories:
funny, health,
We bust ours
To help theirs.
Masters of the all-nighter,
Supporters of caffeine.
Sleep is but another word,
Far less important than fascia.
Pushing ourselves
For that extra tenth of a grade.
Somehow it doesn’t matter,
Those wise-second years tell us.
The boards will level us all,
Make our efforts worthless they say…
Our noses to our 700 pages of biochemistry,
Our pens doodling on our useless behavioral medicine books…
We ignore them, pushing on.
Together we have arrived…
With one goal in mind…
To make tons of money and marry super models…
Err,
To bust ours,
So we can help theirs…
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny, me,
The Medical Emergency Bracelet
By Elton Camp
Many wear bracelets, others to apprise
What to do if an emergency should arise
“If you find me in trouble, please if you will
Under my tongue put a nitroglycerine pill.”
“I am extremely allergic to penicillin, you see
Just one injection could very easily kill me.”
“I suffer from an extreme form of diabetes.
Remember that fact when you treat me, please.”
LeRoy decided it’d be wise to get one too
For the one thing he needed someone to do
“If you find me lying helpless at your feet,
Before all else, my browser history delete.”
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
funny
It’s not rare ; it’s a common plight..
Best way to start a good fight.
There are a lot of studies about diseases,
Symptoms include coughs and sneezes.
Aches, pains, fever and depression,
Even fetishes and obsession.
These symptoms may include sundry conditions.
Including vomiting, diarrhea and other emissions,
But by far none can cause more pain suffering and miserablearianism,
Than an attitudinalistic condition called Bichyinthemorningtarianism.
Be on guard and keep way clear of that patient please.
It is, after all, a highly communicable disease!
Poem Details | by
Jodie Steward |
Categories:
caregiving, funny, health, pain,
Here I sit again once more
Another doctor visit today,
More lab work and tests
I just want the pain to go away.
One doctor says its this
Another says its something new,
I'm still left without any answers
While over the weeks my pain grew.
Is this all such a mystery
Are things really so complicated,
Tell me when i'll find this out
Will the pains to the results be related.
Many have faith in medicine
Say doctor's were made by man,
Why do they take their precious time
This is something I'll never understand.
I'm finally in an axam room
Told the doctor will come in a bit,
If i wasnt in so much pain right now
I'd walk out and say forget it.
Poem Details | by
Ralph Taylor |
Categories:
funny, mystery
Whenever you're not feelin good
you go to the Doc like you should
If you need a pill
which you probably will
he'll prescribe it like any Doc would.
This treatment began years ago
prescribing pills seems quite apropos
But what gets my goat
once that pill's down your throat
how does it know where to go?
Poem Details | by
Doris Culverhouse |
Categories:
funny
Doc says, "no bungee jumping, dear"
What? Can I use your phone to cancel??
No roller coasters either,
Stop the world and let me off!
Poem Details | by
Paul Curtis |
Categories:
funny
I refuse to go to the local doctors,
A medical practice part of the NHS
And I know beggars can’t be choosers
But they can practice on somebody else
Poem Details | by
Jim Slaughter |
Categories:
humor,
A man went to the doctor one morning to see
If he could determine what his problem could be.
"I hope you can tell me what prescription I need,
Seems I've too much saliva from smoking weed."
"My boy," said the doctor, "I'll tell you what,
You just need to spit or get off the pot."
Poem Details | by
Greg Gaul |
Categories:
health, house, humor,
My roof is immune to weather worries
since I got my Shingles vaccination.
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor, irony,
When his wife caught her spouse fooling around
he claimed a medical reason sound:
I have an affliction—
A hot chick addiction!
Now he’s cured—six feet under ground
1/28/22
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
humor, poetry,
Doctor's
Boxers
Poem Details | by
Natasha L Scragg |
Categories:
funny,
So I called up the doctor today
For a problem that won't go away.
She said, "For one month,
We'll give it some oomph!
Just take this little pill everyday!"