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Poem Details | by
Beryl Edmonds |
Categories:
humorous,
Come on over Ted said groovy Lucy
For tonight I’m feeling nice and juicy
Ted appeared unclothed
With assets exposed
For the sake of a strawberry smoothie.
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, dedication, fantasy, funny, history, imagination, inspirational, life, people, places, seasons, thank you, uplifting, visionary, work
< once there was a redhead gal name lucy
now skit comes to mind is real juicy
job switching with the men
conveyer belt takes a spin
chocolate oh how did she loosey
Entry For Shani Fassbender's
Favorite Television Show / Episode Remembered
I Chose I Love Lucy
Written By Katherine Stella 7/1/11
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous,
Ted suffers from 'Looseheel Ball'
It’s driving him clean up the wall
He’s got such an itch
It’s making him twitch
He’s begging the doctor to call
The medic said oh dearie me
This condition I rarely see
Your balls badly twisted
Teds scared eyes soon misted
When doc says you need surgery
Doc bundles Ted onto the table
and borrows a knife from Aunt Mable
This won’t hurt a bit…
He gives ball a snip
Ted will rise again when he’s able
10/10/21
Poem Details | by
Charlie Knowlton |
Categories:
dog, funny, good morning, morning, muse, pollution,
Wisping kitchen sunlight
through dust and wood smoke.
Golden hairs from her body
from a shake as she woke.
Rising up gently
slowly down as they float.
And brushing my oatmeal
with a fresh yellow coat.
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Lucille (“Lucy”) Ball
Her desire for show biz fame is anything but small
Plays the wife of Ricky the Cuban drummer
How she goes about it could not be funnier.
Desi (“Ricky”) Arnaz
A full-time job reining in his kooky wife he has
Loves Lucy with all his heart
And his conniving Lucy is extremely smart!
FIRST PLACE WINNER
written September 29, 2021
especially for "Clerihew 2" poetry contest
sponsored by Joseph May
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
allusion, cute, dance, kids, funny,
Once upon a time, Lucy useless
Would eat breath mints
Even though she had no teeth
Lucy juicy
Dance watusi
Eats watermelons because they're juicy
She don't like broccoli
Drinks hot chocolate
Shallows properly
Even though she had no teeth
She would still eat
Blazen hot roast-beef
3/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
Is there anybody out there
Going to listen to my story
It's all about a girl
Who ran away
She changed her name from Lorie Loo
To Lucy Lorie
Because everyone knew
The dirty games she'd play
She would find a man and love him
For his money
And tell them they would stay together
For evermore
But then she'd steal their riches
And she'd bury them in ditches
Then she'd run away and change her name
Again, once more
So, they called her Lucy Lorie
But she was really Lorie Loo
And her reputation as a crook
Had really grown
But there's truth about Ms. Lorie
In this fact-based fiction story
Yes, there's really women out there
That have been known
Poem Details | by
Sandra Haight |
Categories:
funny,
Lucille Ball
Made us laugh, playing hardball
With dingbat displays
And clever, nonsensical ways!
Desi Arnaz
Caused mayhem with pizzazz
Zaniness we loved to view
As he broadened the hullabaloo!
September 30, 2021
Contest: Your Pick
Sponsor: Brian Strand
TV Show: I Love Lucy