Humorous and funny Lucky poems and/or funny poems about Lucky. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lucky funny poems!
Written by
Just James
Categories:
dream, funny,
I'M So Lucky
I know I don’t look like Brad Pitt
imagine trying to stay fit
I am not a neuro surgeon
I would surely be a virgin
I don’t have Donald Trump’s money
but then girls think I’m so funny
I will never sing like Jagger
people say I’m not a bragger
I don’t drive a red Ferrari
I like going on safari
the whole idea of minister
just creeps me to be sinister
I know I’m so very lucky
but I do dream of unlucky?
- iambic tetrameter-
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Lucky Rabbit's Foot
I lost one of my lucky shoes,
I started to cry the lose blues,
but while the tears did flow
and my nose - need to blow...
my team won with a home run cruise!
Dedicated to all superstitious sporting fans!
Written by
Saanvi Dua
Categories:
funny, happiness,
The Lucky Little Mouse
Once there lived a mouse in its own little house...
its name was Jerry
and lived with merry...
It ate yummy berries and cherries
and was very hairy...
Living in a hole ,
with his brother, the mole...
It used to find cheese with ease
and lived in peace.
It was scared of cats...
because cats eat rats...
It lived a happy long life
with its seven children and a wife...
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Lucky Indian
Indian met white man at the docks.
Taught him to plant corn and shared his flocks.
White man gave disease and grief,
Stole his lands like common thief.
Indian lucky to keep his mocs.
Tenth place
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
humor, self,
Senryu--It's Your Lucky Day
It's your lucky day.
You get to hear what I think~~
narcissist's mindset
January 22, 2021
entered in the Open Poetry 1 Contest
Sponsor: Charlotte Puddifoot
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, boy, boyfriend, character, humor, humorous, teen,
lucky guy
we once knew a gambler kevin
who preferred the number seven
you could count on his
numerical bliss
to raise it up to eleven.
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
Lucky Shoes
There was an old pair in the barn
Looked horribly dirty and torn
But the match would be won
Only if they were put on
Although the smell had to be borne
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Sometimes Lucky Some Times Not
I’m bad luck, wife left, house possessed, now I’m on a plane ride
Engines fail to the ground we sail got to save my hide
Yes! I’m lucky today
One pound a parachute I did pay
Oh bad luck as croc infested waters I glide
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny,
Not So Lucky Lottery
I went to the store to buy a lottery ticket
But wanted to get lucky before I would pick it
I asked the girl at the counter
If, perhaps, I could mount her
And was told just where I should stick it
Written by
Bas Holzhaus
Categories:
funny, happiness,
Lucky Me
Shopping, cooking, dishes done
Three of my daily messings
A garden, coffee, evening sun
I’d better count my blessings
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, green, humor, march, uplifting,
Lucky Pockets
wow ~ luck now fills all my pockets
overflowing with four leaf clovers
Date Written: 2/26/2023
"4 Place"
Note: St Patrick's Day will be here soon.
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
funny, humor, love,
Cupid's Lucky Shot
Looking to find a four leaf clover
Or a lucky star for a wish
Cupid's arrow flew right over
I was told he never missed
A rabbit's foot might do the trick
Or perhaps a lucky penny
Love potions leave me feeling sick
I know cause I've taken many
Love's never been a friend of mine
Though we have spent time together
Not the sort of friend to find
Only sticking around in fair weather
On second thought I'll take a pass
I'm glad it flew right by
Cause if he'd shot me in my ***
Then I'd have blacked his eye
an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner
Written by
Melani Udaeta
Categories:
funny, happiness, hope, imagination,
A Most Lucky Penny
Walking' down the street
I see something shining
at my feet
bronze and round
glittering in the sun
it's a penny
I pick it up and run
I know just what to buy
a 'lucky sevens' scratcher
and with my new penny
I try: scratch off
and win money!
$7777 dollars to be exact
picking up a penny is wise
and that's a fact!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, body, friend, high school, humorous,
Lucky 8
TEN YEARS ON ... HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
You were a paragon of sheer pulchritude
your charisma showed, you always looked fab
I adore your dress as you step out of the cab
but you’re in discomfort and in an awful mood!
It’s a revelation but you really need to diet
(You’d always been petite, a tiny size eight)
Now your tush is huge, you’ve put on weight
I don’t want a blazing row, so I’ll just be quiet!
Rhyme time 8 Contest
Sponsored by Laura Loo
7/5/18
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor,
Lucky Number
Try a new ticket
If you do not strike odds with
The lucky number
Nayda Ivette
11-1-2015
Written by
Hugo Sarvida Jr.
Categories:
engagement, hilarious, humor, meaningful,
Too Lucky
If you like rich men
You can wait for me to win
The lottery first.
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
animal, dog, funny, pets,
Lucky 8
He was the last of the Eight she bore
From the Discomfort of her belly came his sweet face
His single Blazing blue eye could not disgrace
The unique look of his spirit we Adore
It is his Paragon of naughtiness to embody
His Pulchritude brings smiles as his ears brush the ground
It was a lucky Revelation that led him to be found
He is Charisma galore, our Mr. Peabody!
7/10/2018
Written by
Jeff Kantor
Categories:
funny love,
Lucky Eight
Lucky Eight
But I adore you, don’t go! I plead without hesitation,
Your pulchtritude is way beyond just simply amazing.
This I say and my discomfort is blazing,
As if that for her is a spectacular revelation.
I was Five minutes late for our dinner at Eight,
So this paragon of perniciousness lost her mind,
She snapped and stabbed me in the eye from behind.
Buts she’s so full of charisma that I still think she’s great.
12/07/2018
Written by
Jesse Rowe
Categories:
funny,
Lucky 8
The Lucky Eight were paragons of the Old West:
Their leader, adored for his charisma and wit
, his three brothers, for pulchritude and grit
, the Fifth wore a blazing red rose on his vest
, number Six -- well it's said no one's ever been uglier
, Seven quoted Revelation and said man was done 'fer
, Eight always complained about saddle discomfort.
Until the leader shot him one day saying, "Seven is luckier."
Lucky Eight contest
7/26/18
Written by
Donald Meikle
Categories:
funny,
Well Lucky There
who is this red haired green eyed witch
invading all my dreams
to set my inner self a twitch
is nothing as it seems
as freckles rush to crowd in clefts
I know of truer lips I’ve kissed
and dare not touch else be bereft
whence came this wench
to cause this wrench
I swear my needs have been mistook
they sent me Lady Look
Written by
Damian Keady
Categories:
animal, humorous, nature, surreal,
Anyone Seen My Lucky Rabbit
For your information he is called Thumper
The trouble with him is he is a big jumper
I think he hopped over the fence
To where the grass was greener
Carrots as well are his favourites
And like Bugs Bunny he can’t help it
If you see him let me know
Because I need to get him back home
So I can make myself a winter jumper
From the fur of my dear Thumper
DAMO
Written by
Lindsay Laurie
Categories:
humor,
Fred the Lucky One
Mrs. Crane and Mrs. Finch,
meet at the corner store,
where they like to gossip,
before their shopping chore,
and on this occasion,
Mrs. Finch to Mrs. Crane,
mused about her neighbour,
who’s driving her insane.
‘Dulcie has a bad mouth,
about her husband Jack.
She always puts him down,
always behind his back.
I think she is so rude,
just take a look at me,
my Fred is fat and lazy,
and he might be cheap.
He snores for half the night,
and so I cannot sleep,
and when he’s on the grog,
he smells like he is dead,
but you won’t hear me say,
a bad word about Fred.’
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
children, funny, imagination,
Jack's Lucky Day
“But mommy, I don’t want to go outside!
Why can’t I have this in here with you and everyone else?
I promise not to be bad anymore!
Please mommy, please!”
“No! You do as I say
or punishment will be served more than once!
Now, be off!”
So, the little boy went on his way
and found a nice quiet area
near the outside corner of his house.
Snatching that pie from the window sill
proved to be quite fruitful for him
as he had mistakenly shoved his thumb
right into the pie, but had pulled it out
only to see that he had an entire plum
and a whole pie for himself.
What a lucky boy!
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humor,
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
As luck would have it I:
put on the last pair of clean pants
spilled cereal on them
realized I was late for a meeting
ran through a stop sign
did not see the state trooper sitting there
got a hefty fine
rolled into an empty parking lot
fell into a pile of mulch
ran into the office
found out that it was Saturday
in a fit of peak ran back to the car
and fell into the same pile of mulch
sped home as fast as I could
forgot about the state trooper sitting there
got another hefty fine
got home and breathed a sigh of relief
and said to myself this is my lucky day.
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
adventure, allusion, appreciation, humorous, life, wisdom,
Lucky Candidate Poetrix
How lucky was the candidate
not elected...Lost the election.
but not his life !