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Poem Details | by
Thabang Ngoma |
Categories:
humor, london,
The delayed train rolled into the train station
A single coach would carry their consternation!
The London underground maze
Hurried into the rat race craze
The engineer forgot the rest of his locomotion!
L&H Limericks - Contest
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
film, fun, humor, london, travel, voyage, world,
Phileas Fogg's trek
wild globe-trotting travelogue...
fun Passepartout
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
Published 2018 in "Hollywood Haiku" via wattpad.com
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
once a pilot from london
always carried an onion
but when he would speak
his flight crews would freak
so now he brings a bourbon.
Poem Details | by
T Wignesan |
Categories:
humorous,
Limerick: Once a Lady-in-Waiting in London
Once (a) Lady-in-Waiting in London
Was kept waiting by a Spanish Don
She stood with one leg up
And called busy Don up
That’s how (the) cramp in the fun got undone.
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Poem Details | by
Reason A. Poteet |
Categories:
11th grade, addiction, anxiety, funny, light, london, pain,
a saraband
Big smile, laughter with a reason.
Clowns oft disguise their pain with mirth,
like the buffoon, Jackie Gleason.
Stand-up comics are risible;
Dick Van Dyke's stunts were visible.
Grimaldi of London was right -
"Grim all day" but funny at night
written June 17, 2017
risible means "arousing or provoking laughter"
Poem Details | by
Mike Roberts |
Categories:
england, funny, history, humorous, london, morning, work,
Mary Smith, a famous knocker-upper
in London's East End,
Shot dried peas with her pea shooter.
At workers windows
to wake them up
to get to work on time
Every morning
Mary walks up and down
the east end with her pea shooter
Shooting dried peas at the shattered windows
waking everybody up to that familiar tune
of tap tap tapping dried peas
on my window.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humorous, leaving, london,
Now, for the first time, the inside story
of Meghan Markle's fall from glory
She would not eat her Twinkie
with a raised-up pinkie
Poem Details | by
Anthony Beck |
Categories:
celebration, discrimination, england, humorous, london, may,
Some people like it a lot:
Royalty and all that rot.
My lineage, U.K. be,
But I do not bend the knee.
Poem Details | by
Damian Keady |
Categories:
humor, humorous, london,
Time for bed
A laugh a minute is what they said
Soon after that I was brown bread
Cockney slang for very dead
Before I had even said
It's time for me to go to bed
DAMO xx
Poem Details | by
Thompson Emate |
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
There was an old lady from London,
Who had a son called Brandon,
He travelled to the moon,
Came back on a noon,
With an alien friend called Mystidon.
November 27, 2022.
Poem Details | by
Rita Lopez |
Categories:
america, england, fun, funny, london, poems, usa,
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter.
And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter.
Poem Details | by
Martin Challender |
Categories:
funny, london,
London's expensive new bread
Hokkaido Milk Loaf they said
but for ready sliced
a tenth of the price
I'll have Blackpool Milk Roll instead!