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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, flying, humorous,
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!
Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one
Jan Allison
12th April 2016
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, leaving, relationship,
He called me a fat stupid old sow
Said my **** was the size of a cow!
So now we’re not talking
In fact, I am walking
From his life … I’ll go pack my bags now!
N/A in Leaves talking Contest
Submitted to any poem that got an N/A in September
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy
09~16~16
Poem Details | by
Gary Smith |
Categories:
dark, horror, humorous,
I like it when the Sun goes down,
I like it when it's dark,
I have two pointy fangs you see,
And I like to leave my mark.
Entry for
What I Like Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
28/2/19
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
A real rebel I am, leave the toilet seat up
Leave dishes in the sink, don't rinse my cup
Bad through and through
But a loveable old shmoo
Slightly unbalanced but only a wee touch
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
absence, break up, confidence, death, feelings, funny, i am, i love you, inspirational, leaving, loneliness, lost love, love, moving on, psychological, recovery from, relationship, suicide, true love, wife,
Only then you're done,
when you end the ending;
leave the closure to others,
that way it's much more fun.
Poem Details | by
James Cottrell |
Categories:
crazy, funny, humorous, leaving, music, parody, silly,
Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man
Poem Details | by
Wayne Riley |
Categories:
hilarious, humor, humorous, journey, leaving, nonsense,
Beseech the wooden hip and eye
To paddle off and caper.
Beseech the Maxfold cat and stye
Forlorn with hairy Gator.
Bring not thy chesticle to bear,
Thy open arms to boot.
Beseeching here and everywhere
To hear old Amos flute.
'You can but not cumcumber me!'
He gummed in chitter-chatter,
And passing water from his knee
Knew something was the matter.
Alas! Alak! A Ladybird-
A lullaby in butter.
Beseech in me the rare absurd,
Not sane, not yet a nutter.
Poem Details | by
Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories:
flower, funny, goodbye, imagination, leaving, nature, summer,
Goodbye sweet friend it's time to go,
Don't act as if you did not know.
Now is the chance for me to show,
You have become my greatest foe
I'm leaving you at dawn.
Remember when we used to be
Like peas in a pod, you and me?
Now all I want is to be free
It's time I'm moving on.
The sun awoke to bless my sky,
Wind has given me wings to fly,
I'm feeling so free, I cannot lie
Turning I whisper one last goodbye,
As I'm leaving you at dawn.
Today has become my greatest test...
Find a field where my seed shall rest
Till when next year I'm a Dandelion pest.
That's why I'm moving on.
09.08. 2014
Written for Anthony Slausen’s Contest Moving On
Poem Details | by
Alesia Leach |
Categories:
boyfriend, humor, leaving, silly,
I should have looked before I leaped
now I have been left in a lurch
by my lily-livered boyfriend,
but I'll have the last laugh
when he see his laundry
in a lovely shade of pink.
ALesiach © 9/30/2015
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
art, assonance, celebrity, desire, grief, guitar, hair, how i feel, humorous, hyperbole, image, judgement, leaving, poets, proposal, true love, trust,
Flushed,
kicked to the curb and stunned,
waanning, waanning and crumbling crumbs,
dispelled as dumbed,
come backs like lakes of water aren't even fun,
toned and intonated,
17 things to endanger-
39 to reconnoiter,
there was nothing to do,
nowhere to go,
some people showed,
they were enhanced,
I was so gold-
aggrandized yet grow'd,
I couldn't even agree with the folks,
got stunned and littered as the roads,
melted plaster and recreated the last masters focused.
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
death, funny, leaving, life, memory, money, success,
when I die
I am certain
that the material stuff
I leave behind
won’t cry
but maybe
maybe
just
a little sigh
Poem Details | by
Trevor Mcleod |
Categories:
angst, funny, leaving, philosophy,
Poop
It's only a poem.
Don't use that word.
I'm trying real hard,
despite what you've heard.
Poop
It's gonna get better.
I won't be deterred.
I've only just started.
and won't be deferred
Poop
It has a great ending
and won't be absurd.
Not one that I wanted,
but one I preferred.
Poop
It's not very long
and won't leave you spurred.
Unless you read slower
than what I've inferred.
Poop
I've added a climax
that won't go unheard.
Unless you're much older
than what I've concurred.
Poop
I'm nearing the end;
in which I've conferred,
to leaving you something
I hope has recurred.
Poop
And now for the ending
to which I referred.
In leaving you nothing
Accept for the
BIRD
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
death, funny, leaving, life, words,
I found the way out
found out
I found
the way out
way out
way
way out
out to
the hereafter
hereafter
the hereafter
here
after
after here
the hereafter
way way out
out way
out
to out
hereafter
he
her
here
after
way out
to here after
found the way
the way
found out
the way
I found the way out
to the hereafter.
Poem Details | by
Carl Jent |
Categories:
crazy, farewell, funny, humorous, leaving,
At any rate, now I must flee
time to leave this dreaded place
with a run, a leap, on to destiny
nevermore amongst human race.
Nor to let anyone know
not a single good bye
no hesitation, time to go
let's see if I can fly.
Run so fast, all I see
bright, glorious sky ahead
my future lay ahead of me
or will I end up dead?
Now the leap into space
distance was never a notion
falling, failing without grace
sadness, as I splash the ocean.
Poem Details | by
Anthony Specian |
Categories:
funny, life, work, leaving,
They think they have you trapped
working working working
You can do it all of that
working working working
We know you are great at what you do
working working working
But this is what I have to say to you
working working working
I need to get away from this place
leaving leaving leaving
I really need a break from the time that was a waste
leaving leaving leaving
If some help could be given that's all I would demand
staying staying staying
Yes, only a little help just wait for my command
Staying Staying Staying
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humorous, leaving, london,
Now, for the first time, the inside story
of Meghan Markle's fall from glory
She would not eat her Twinkie
with a raised-up pinkie
Poem Details | by
Trey Hamner |
Categories:
death, death of a friend, farewell, funny, humor, humorous, leaving,
Here under this midget monolith
Lies John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
He went out, there was a great shout
And that's the last he was heard about
9-12-2018
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, day, grave, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Eight hours of toiling in the sun
With pick and axe digging for rum
Captive to the sentence yet
Prisoner to none
Hard labour, and this sure ain’t fun
Sweating in the heat, shoveling the dun
Digging and digging this work never done
Callused hands and a back carrying tons
The sun is setting, yet escape seems far
After all the digging is the gravel and tar
I am dead, dead dead!
Dead tired and wish I was in bed
So fair warning I am leaving here soon
Leaving this torture, to sing another tune
Leaving, I am to fetch me some brew
Some Tim Horton’s coffee and maybe some stew
brb
ummmm a coffee shop, lets see what trouble I can get into there!!!!! :)
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
animal, funny, imagery, leaving,
A squirrel in a house he'd not been in before
Grabbed a mouthful of peanuts and ran for the door
He tripped on a mat
And then he fell flat
And his nuts rolled across the floor!
Poem Details | by
Rob Carter |
Categories:
girlfriend, humor, leaving, moving on,
Can't get rid,
tried wiping on the mat.
Shits too ingrained
the smell just lingers.
Fumigation is futile,
I can't escape.
You just won't leave
Please go go go.
I think at last
you're gone for good.
Then STRIKE,
Back once again.
Leaving's so hard
for you to get.
Don't boomerang
Please, go go go.
Poem Details | by
Franklin Price |
Categories:
humor,
Leaving & Hotels
5/20/2015
Leaving & Hotels not fun
With no money to pay for day one
Must leave before day
Really no other way
Prior to the rise of the sun
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
emotions, funny, leaving, life, motivation, philosophy,
no more
that’s it
I’m done
I’m really fine
that is
until the next time
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
break up, feelings, humorous, leaving,
She had just bit into her Twinkie
When she got a look from creepy guy
She gagged and a small piece flew up
and landed right smack in her eye!
He was sure she gave him a wink
Which only increased his advances
He said, "Hey baby, my name is Dink,"
"How about I show you some dances!"
She didn't like the way he looked
She'd rather die, and told him so
Then she turned around and left
He was a pretty good dancer though!
Poem Details | by
Anais Vionet |
Categories:
boyfriend, leaving, obituary, romance, school, student, teen,
“It’s just a rough draft,”
he said with a laugh
but the joke is half epitaph.
I know I’ll regret it
this helping him edit
his thesis, this knife,
that will cut through my life.
Somehow, it’s become real
this part of the deal
where my dear Dr. Peter
will vamoose from our theater
where I’ve acted like I could go on
when I return next year, and he’s gone.
Poem Details | by
Monique Pagan |
Categories:
divorce, fun, hate, humor, leaving, remember, sad love,
He was a temporary hookup
He went out like a garbage pickup
He was ugly at most
Tasted burnt like toast
Soon I'll need a medical checkup