Humorous and funny Lanterne poems and/or funny poems about Lanterne. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Lanterne funny poems!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny, inspirational
Fruit of the Tongue
Words
Spoken
From the heart
Harshness melted
Praise
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
Peacock Blue
A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail
Written by
Charles Pullen
Categories:
dark, emotions, humor, nonsense, people, silly, words,
Colorful Expressions
Bright,
tight strings,
colorful
unraveling
nerves.
Written by
Llayn Mays
Categories:
childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy, longing,
Thrill of It
Play
Rarely
Goes without
Consequences
Laugh
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
High Fives At the Casino
bet
the car
three aces
lost to four fives
walk
*Lanterne for Brian's Contest
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Mad
People
What they do
To get money
Mad!
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny
Attacked By a Cabinet Door
Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!
Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!
Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!
(Note: CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!! This happened last week...10/07/09 And I
didn't "cuss" LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!
Written by
Rocky Swartzfager
Categories:
funny,
Sneeze
Sneeze,
boogers
running from
your nose, slimy
snot.
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor,
She
*****
took all
my money
alimony
cow
Written by
Nick Faber
Categories:
funny
So My Mom's a Poet
Please
Take out
The dogs now
If not you're dead
thanks
Written by
Shirley Candy
Categories:
funny,
Clown
You
My Ex
Annoying
Like a Buffoon
Darn
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
dedication, funny
He Swore On Moby Dick
He
Didn't swear
On "Bible"...
But "Moby Dick"
No!
From the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"
Written by
... Gigno
Categories:
food, funny, nature,
Cinnamon
shrub
Ceylon
laurel bark
kinnamomon
spice
Written by
Rocky Swartzfager
Categories:
animals, funny,
Flies
Small
flying
whizzing by
fast and spastic
wee.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
car, fantasy, funny, imagery,
Kettle Pond
whilst at kettle pond lake casino
wouldn't you know it started to snow
over the hill we slide
crashing limousine ride
the chauffeurs driving really did blow
2/10/18
this is for
kettle pond lake contest
gl all
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
food, funny, life
Siesta
The
apres
dejeuner,
post-brandial-
choice
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny,
Peter Pan
Pan
Peter
The Lost Boys
Tick Tock Tick Tock
Hook
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, recovery from...
Painful Adjustments
Cramp
In leg
Made me jump
Out of bed quick!
PAIN!!!
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny
Bar-Be-Que Secret
That
Is best
Bar-be-que..
Secret is in
Sauce
(From movie "Fried Green Tomatoes")
Written by
Marie Harrison
Categories:
funny
Socks
Socks
Leave me
Go away
Secretly hide
Stink
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
confusion, funny, people
Movie Something To Talk About
She
Said, " you
First". dipped in
Chantilly Cream
Fear
(Last scene from movie
she was afraid to eat the
Chantilly Cream first.)
Written by
Janis Medders Tobechi
Categories:
drink, funny,
Drink
Drink
drink
champagne
cabernet
spinning room hits
drunk
10/8/16
Lanterne Frenzy - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Ir0nic ZiNk
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, nature, seasons
Honey ,Honey
Pollen
on my back,
dawn to late at night
such nectar my five yes
do sight-
buzzing
here and there-
to show I care,
tasty produce with you
I share-
in the
summer breeze
you take your ease,
whilst I'm nearly upon
my knees !
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
body, for her, humor,
Boxed Bra
Boobs
Bounded
Boxed batting
Bouncing buckets
Bra
3/15/19
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
family, father, funny, imagination, inspirational, thank you,
That's My Pops
Dad
Big boss
Mechnic
Money maker
Pops
Tribute To The Wonderful Dads
Out There Big Thanks For All
You Do In And Out Of The Household