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Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
funny,
Thirty days hath September, April, June
November and anyone...
over the speed limit.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Poem Details | by
Tom Larrow |
Categories:
humorous, satire,
Humans expectations of life abound
that's why we keep them around
considered food, for thought
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
dance, grandmother, humor,
Clad in a garish green muu-muu, she danced
wildly to golden oldies.
Dumbfounded grandkids stared.
April 1, 2017
Poem Details | by
Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories:
family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,
Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees
Poem Details | by
John Michaels |
Categories:
funny, growing up, how i feel, humor, humorous, old,
A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.
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19 November 2018
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
child, children, cousin, funny,
Aunt Windell liked to control and direct
They immediately laugh
All toddlers under 4
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
Abdominal pain and nausea this day
Thoughts run wild, gallbladder or
Stomach cancer~chemo
Sponsor: Amy Green
Contest: Let's Try A Little Kimo
Poem Details | by
Michelle Pryor |
Categories:
funny
THE FUNNY MAN WITH NO PANTS OR EYEBROWS
WOBBLED DOWN MAIN HALF NAKED
BLUE SHOES PINK HATS AND GAS :)
Poem Details | by
White Wolf |
Categories:
fun, humor,
It would be great to be a mannequin,
For they never put on weight,
But for me, it's too late.
/|\
22~11~16
Poem Details | by
Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories:
humor, sexy,
she lifted her dress after ten past four,
and through the fence Simon saw,
the thing all men adore.
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
The big mouth open now foul scents escape
Trashy contents always flow
Please, please take out the trash
Poem Details | by
Leon Stacey |
Categories:
family, food, friendship, funny, happiness, nature, seasons,
Pots full of collard greens and blackeyed peas
Are surely Superstition's
Tastiest traditions.
Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
giggle, lust, nonsense,
shouldn’t drive a bike and eyeball pretty girls
lesson learned the hard way when
you rammed back of pickup van
Posted on November 4, 2017
-saw this for myself-
Poem Details | by
Leon Stacey |
Categories:
funny, imagination, people, time, me,
Slightly slouched sleeping in my sitting chair
Static sounds screaming on screen
Wake me while watching me
To Caleb my 7 year old who challenged me to write a poem about TV
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.
Shopping spree with girl, age 6.
Can't wait 'til age 7.
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humorous,
Lacking courage, I bravely climb on bough.
The bear with a honey stare -
sticky predilection.
8/25/2021
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
bird, humor,
“Fill me up with seeds,” says the red birdhouse.
The woods animated with
famished ventriloquists.
4/21/2021
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
funny,
what will their son’s time be like here on earth?
this kid is a real joker!
cuckoo clock in the fridge.
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
Hosed, he may not win, piehole’s constricted.
Food tossed into pipe, and wedged.
Yet, with save, he’s unhinged.