Humorous and funny Kimo poems and/or funny poems about Kimo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kimo funny poems!
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Doing Time In Kimo
Thirty days hath September, April, June
November and anyone...
over the speed limit.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Written by
Tom Larrow
Categories:
humorous, satire,
Elsa's Thought
Humans expectations of life abound
that's why we keep them around
considered food, for thought
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
dance, grandmother, humor,
Kitschy--Dance, Y'All
Clad in a garish green muu-muu, she danced
wildly to golden oldies.
Dumbfounded grandkids stared.
April 1, 2017
Written by
Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories:
family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,
Mrs. Karate
Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees
Written by
John Michaels
Categories:
funny, growing up, how i feel, humor, humorous, old,
Middle-Age Spread
A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.
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19 November 2018
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
child, children, cousin, funny,
Aunt Windell
Aunt Windell liked to control and direct
They immediately laugh
All toddlers under 4
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Chemo
Abdominal pain and nausea this day
Thoughts run wild, gallbladder or
Stomach cancer~chemo
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Written by
Michelle Pryor
Categories:
funny
The Funny Man
THE FUNNY MAN WITH NO PANTS OR EYEBROWS
WOBBLED DOWN MAIN HALF NAKED
BLUE SHOES PINK HATS AND GAS :)
Written by
White Wolf
Categories:
fun, humor,
Mannequin Man:
It would be great to be a mannequin,
For they never put on weight,
But for me, it's too late.
/|\
22~11~16
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor, sexy,
Grateful Simon
she lifted her dress after ten past four,
and through the fence Simon saw,
the thing all men adore.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Big Mouth
The big mouth open now foul scents escape
Trashy contents always flow
Please, please take out the trash
Written by
Leon Stacey
Categories:
family, food, friendship, funny, happiness, nature, seasons,
New Year Money
Pots full of collard greens and blackeyed peas
Are surely Superstition's
Tastiest traditions.
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
giggle, lust, nonsense,
Bus' Behind
shouldn’t drive a bike and eyeball pretty girls
lesson learned the hard way when
you rammed back of pickup van
Posted on November 4, 2017
-saw this for myself-
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,
Don'T Get This Started
Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.
Shopping spree with girl, age 6.
Can't wait 'til age 7.
Written by
Leon Stacey
Categories:
funny, imagination, people, time, me,
White Noise
Slightly slouched sleeping in my sitting chair
Static sounds screaming on screen
Wake me while watching me
To Caleb my 7 year old who challenged me to write a poem about TV
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humorous,
Stuck
Lacking courage, I bravely climb on bough.
The bear with a honey stare -
sticky predilection.
8/25/2021
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
bird, humor,
Famished
“Fill me up with seeds,” says the red birdhouse.
The woods animated with
famished ventriloquists.
4/21/2021
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
funny,
Time On Earth
what will their son’s time be like here on earth?
this kid is a real joker!
cuckoo clock in the fridge.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
Still Going for a Win
Hosed, he may not win, piehole’s constricted.
Food tossed into pipe, and wedged.
Yet, with save, he’s unhinged.