Funny Poems About Kimo or Kimo Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Kimo poems and/or funny poems about Kimo. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Kimo funny poems!

Written by Harry Horsman
Categories: funny,

Doing Time In Kimo

Thirty days hath September, April, June
November and anyone...
over the speed limit. 

 © Harry J Horsman  2011

Written by Tom Larrow
Categories: humorous, satire,

Elsa's Thought

Humans expectations of life abound
that's why we keep them around
considered food, for thought


Written by Janice Canerdy
Categories: dance, grandmother, humor,

Kitschy--Dance, Y'All

Clad in a garish green muu-muu, she danced
wildly to golden oldies.
Dumbfounded grandkids stared.


April 1, 2017

Written by Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories: family, father, funny, life, mother, people, social,

Mrs. Karate

Dad is not happy when mom is with him
Watching a karate film
She employs what she sees

Written by John Michaels
Categories: funny, growing up, how i feel, humor, humorous, old,

Middle-Age Spread

A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.

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19 November 2018


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: child, children, cousin, funny,

Aunt Windell

Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny,

Chemo

Abdominal pain and nausea this day Thoughts run wild, gallbladder or Stomach cancer~chemo
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Written by Michelle Pryor
Categories: funny

The Funny Man

THE FUNNY MAN WITH NO PANTS OR EYEBROWS
WOBBLED DOWN MAIN HALF NAKED
BLUE SHOES PINK HATS AND GAS :)

Written by White Wolf
Categories: fun, humor,

Mannequin Man:

It would be great to be a mannequin, 
For they never put on weight, 
But for me, it's too late.
              /|\
22~11~16

Written by Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories: humor, sexy,

Grateful Simon

she lifted her dress after ten past four,
and through the fence Simon saw,
the thing all men adore.

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny,

Big Mouth

The big mouth open now foul scents escape Trashy contents always flow Please, please take out the trash

Written by Leon Stacey
Categories: family, food, friendship, funny, happiness, nature, seasons,

New Year Money

Pots full of collard greens and blackeyed peas
Are surely Superstition's
Tastiest traditions.

Written by Line Gauthier
Categories: giggle, lust, nonsense,

Bus' Behind

shouldn’t drive a bike and eyeball pretty girls
lesson learned the hard way when
you rammed back of pickup van



Posted on November 4, 2017
-saw this for myself-

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, funny, humor, humorous, my child, perspective,

Don'T Get This Started

Delight, happiness, Oozes from her pores.

Shopping spree with girl, age 6.

Can't wait 'til age 7.

Written by Leon Stacey
Categories: funny, imagination, people, time, me,

White Noise

Slightly slouched sleeping in my sitting chair
Static sounds screaming on screen
Wake me while watching me

To Caleb my 7 year old who challenged me to write a poem about TV

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humorous,

Stuck

Lacking courage, I bravely climb on bough.
The bear with a honey stare -
sticky predilection.

8/25/2021

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: bird, humor,

Famished

“Fill me up with seeds,” says the red birdhouse.
            The woods animated with
famished ventriloquists.

4/21/2021

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: funny,

Time On Earth

what will their son’s time be like here on earth? this kid is a real joker! cuckoo clock in the fridge.

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor,

Still Going for a Win

Hosed, he may not win, piehole’s constricted.
   Food tossed into pipe, and wedged.
      Yet, with save, he’s unhinged.