Humorous and funny For Kids poems and/or funny poems about For Kids. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious For Kids funny poems!
Written by
Jacob Cra
Categories:
kids, funny, teacher,
I Just Can'T Stand Poetry
I just can't stand poetry!
It badly boggles my brain!
I'm supposed to learn to rhyme!
But uck! You think I'm not sane?
I just can't stand poetry!
With its assonance and stuff!
"These three fleas fly in the breeze,"
I have really had enough!
I just can't stand poetry!
With metaphors I am through!
I'm becoming quite outraged!
A beast I'm turning into!
I just can't stand poetry!
Using similes? The worst!
I think we both can agree,
it's like being in jail! But worse!
I just can't stand poetry!
Personification's dumb!
I think my head will explode!
BOOM! Oww... that wasn't so fun!
I just can't stand poetry!
But I HAVE TO preach it... Grr!
I wish I had not applied
To be an English teacher!
Written by
Judy Valko
Categories:
kids, giggle, humor, humorous, kid, silly,
Nail Polish
Nail Polish
I’ve polished all my fingers,
And polished all my toes.
There’s polish on my knees,
And even on my nose.
I’ve watched my sister do it.
She always gets it right.
But when I try to paint it on,
I’m such a dreadful sight! ~
Though I get it everywhere,
I really wouldn’t mind,
But someone help me figure out,
How it got on my behind!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fantasy, kids, humorous, irony,
The Trainee Boogeyman
This boogeyman was scared of the dark
But tried frightening kids in the park
When dusk started to fall
For his mummy he’d call
He'd go dashing home quick as a lark
Young children thought it was great fun
Seeing the poor boogeyman run
They’d leap out from a bush
Make him fall on his tush
For he didn’t scare anyone
So the boogeyman joined in a class
His assessments he quickly did pass
He leaps from dustbin lids
Now he’s scaring the kids
This transition he cannot surpass
Contest Boogeyman sponsored by Nayda Ivette Negron
05~24~16
Written by
Joshua Aguire
Categories:
funny, life, people, emo,
Poor Little Orphan Kids, With No Moms Or Fads
I like the thought of evolution
That a fish could outsmart god
Show him something new and bold
Like a human is something odd
I guess that’s just how people are
We think we’re all so special
7 billion people, all unique
Well I hate to be your buzz kill
But anarchist are just conformist
With a little dash of black
And an individual is just another punk
Who says rap is dead and the 60’s are back
An emo kid’s just a prep
Who balks at social adaptation
And a gothic kid is just a meat head jock
With less hand-eye coordination
So you’ll all pick: Fad or Fad
And you’ll all be some kind of elitist
Remember however, no one is truly unique
…well…except for all us artists
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
baby, children, kids, humor,
Toddler Tea
I thought I’d invite toddlers for tea,
so my own would stay out of my hair.
They would sit and sip so daintily,
Follow rules, and play games so fair.
Smile ever sweet, use the word please
Say thank you, ma’am, and stay on their chairs.
Be careful with my fine china, says me.
They laugh, they snort, and they wiggle like hares.
They dive off the couch, with giggles of glee.
They land heaped together, gulping in air.
Chairs in a pile at the bottom of the stairs,
Everything in sight has been licked by Lee,
Chairs in a heap at the bottom of stairs,
Strange things are happening, how can this be?
I think I have been invaded by bears!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Sex Education For Kids
A day at the zoo can be tough
As animals tend to play rough
So mom said, "Whoa!
Its time to go!"
When bull elephants did some stuff
Written by
David Welch
Categories:
children, day, fun, humor, seasons, winter, youth,
Kids' Snow Day
Just last night we got two feet of snow,
enough to make all of the school’s close,
kids get excited, ready to blow,
made them put on all their heavy clothes,
what happened next everybody knows,
the boys ran outside, started a row,
air crisscrossed with snowballs they throw,
if you get hit you feel slushy woe
until soaked socks chill up the toes,
how winter should be, I deem it so!
My teenage daughter flips through her phone,
into the white she’s too ‘cool’ to go,
the couch, it seems, is permanent home,
my son with snowball creeps up real low,
I hear her shrieks, and just say,”Oh no.”
This day really does belong to the snow.
Written by
Briana Williams
Categories:
character, child, children, kids, fun, funny, giggle,
Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick Star Sonnet
Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish.
Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink.
The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish.
Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink.
Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab.
Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.
He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab.
Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.
Run to Squidward who despises yellow.
Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields.
Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow.
Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed.
Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.
Patrick Star will always give you an shock.
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
Bladder Problems In Class
Numbers on
White board…names written hori-
zontally
Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
People are
Not using lunchtime to do
Their business
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?
Written by
Ana Espinola Collins
Categories:
children, kids, fun, funny, humorous, kid, kindergarten, world,
Our Not-So Perfect World
In a perfect world...
Things won't break,
Our clothes don't shrink,
Bugs won't bite,
And skunks don't stink.
People never snore,
They don't even sneeze;
Ice cream never melts,
And puddles don't freeze.
There are no creepy crawlers,
No slimy pets,
No spooky sounds,
No noisy jets.
We never get dirty,
We never get told,
It's never too hot,
It's never too cold.
No one is shorter,
No one is taller,
Nothing is bigger,
Nothing is smaller.
In a perfect world...
There's no fun at all.
But in our not-so-perfect world,
We always have a ball!
by Ana Espinola Collins
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
beautiful, child, childhood, children, emotions, family, feelings, kids, giggle, growing up,
Water Balloons
stretching it
balloon breaks on faucet
spray giggles
5-14-13
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
kids, funny,
Grandma's False Teeth
Grandma Strong from Kurrajong
Wore a set of false teeth,
Each night she'd take them out
To give her mouth relief.
She'd put them in some water
To keep them nice and clean,
When she woke she'd brush them
And put them back where they'd been.
However this night it was very cold,
Her teeth froze in the water,
Still the same when morning came,
The ice had really caught her.
She couldn't do her shopping,
She couldn't talk on the phone,
She had to wait for her teeth to thaw
Before she left her home.
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Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
childhood, dedication, food, children, kids, funny, happiness, happy, humorous, inspirational, life, passion, uplifting,
Cookies
Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
allusion, crush, cute love, kids, funny love, love, school,
The Girl At School Drops Her Pencil
What's this?
Pure bliss
NOTE: Hey everyone ... so I've been pretty busy these last few days, with packing, cleaning up, setting up yard-sales etc., so I'm gonna take a short break from posting and commenting ... but in the meantime feel free to enter my very first contest, March of the Footle. Curious to see how it goes ... happy writing!
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
My Boredom Disease
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
Written by
Rizo Ale
Categories:
animal, cat, children, funny, silly,
Fuuny Cat Poem For Kids
Here kitty kitty,
let's play hide and seek.
Hey, kitty?
Oh, you are asleep.
Come kitty,
give me a hug.
Where are you, kitty?
Oh, you are taking a nap.
Good night my kitty.
Now, you are up?
Listen my kitty,
Don't be such a cat.
Written by
Sima Mittal
Categories:
children, kids, funny, woman,
The Chocolate
The Chocolate!
She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!
Written by
Rita A. Simmonds
Categories:
beach, child,
Funny Beach Poem For Kids
I saw you playing on the beach,
the sky so blue but out-of-reach.
You started throwing sand so high
it hit the sun right in the eye!
He pulled the clouds around his head
like fluffy pillows from a bed.
Then rain poured down from darkened sky;
You didn’t mean to make him cry.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Kids Growing Up
Their needs need addressing,
In the morning when they're dressing,
Brush their hair, clean their teeth,
Whenever will I get relief,
When they're older it'll be a blessing.
Written by
Jack Horne
Categories:
fantasy,
Kids' Funny Farm
I live on a farm in the sky;
we milk all the pigs as they fly;
at harvest we reap
the eggs from the sheep,
and shear woolly cows in a sty.
Written by
Shanity Rain
Categories:
candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny, house, husband, imagination, mystery, poems, senses, sweet,
Sweet Carmel
The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.
After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered.
Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.
I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
funny, husband, mom, sexy,
A Night Without the Kids
Yummy
Mummy
Chubby
Hubby
Jumping
Pumping
Moaning
Groaning
Huffing
Puffing
******
Sarcasm
Wants more
Loud snore
Written by
Lycia Harding
Categories:
animal, children, kids, funny, nonsense, pets, silly,
Funny House Pets For Kids
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First you got an alligator.
Next came a giraffe.
Lions ride your elevator,
bears hide in your bath.
Bunnies,
chimps,
(a duck?),
raccoons.....
run amok through all your rooms!
Soon, if you don't set them free - there will be no room for me!
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Written by
Roderick Molasar
Categories:
animal, dog, children, kids, humorous, pets, silly,
See Spot Run
Oh, a mangy little doggie went galumphing down the street
And as his luck would have it he just happened there to meet
A warden with a wagon and a heavy-duty net
And he nabbed the rabid mongrel and he took him to the vet.
Written by
Sima Mittal
Categories:
kids, funny, humorous,
Mummy Tummy
There was this enormous Mummy
Who loved to eat foods that were Yummy
She would eat and eat lots of Jelly
Which gave her a big, big Belly
And that was the Mummy with the fattest Tummy!