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Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Poem Details | by
Perry Campanella |
Categories:
beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
Poem Details | by
Molly Cooper |
Categories:
funny, nature
Flowing, sparkling, refreshingly clear
Dipped in my toes, ah yes too cold -just as I feared
For John Freemans Contest
Poem Details | by
Moon Flower |
Categories:
fate, humor, july, love,
tell your fancy now
morrow is not assured
on the fence
07.08.18
Poem Details | by
Sean Rackley |
Categories:
funny, july,
We're going to step outside
Where mosquitoes will surely bite
They really make you itch,
And with a lot of might,
They hold on really tight
It's hard to put them in sight
But if you slap
and do it just right
You'll be free
at least until tomorrow night
(with help from my three sons)
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
children, conflict, humorous, school,
I
simply
loathe July!
School vacations
are expensive times -
kids want entertaining
thank goodness for summer camps!
Travel and hotel costs rocket.
My kids get bored and start arguing -
I just can’t wait until term time begins!!!
Poem Details | by
Chetta Achara |
Categories:
america, humor, july, political, satire,
Headline: President Biden tours orchard, says he came for the cherry pie. July 3, 2021
Can you buy a cherry pie
Joey Boy, Joey Boy?
Can you buy a cherry pie
Uncle Joey?
I can buy a cherry pie
Fast as an, ah, you know the thing can wink its eye.
I'm an old man
And cannot find my note card.
Poem Details | by
Randy Freie |
Categories:
beach, body, humorous, july, sunshine,
Beneath the hot Summer sun,
Bathed in pools of sweat.
Cooking of my skin begun,
And it wasn't noon yet.
I felt my forehead fry,
And my whole body quiver.
In the heat of July,
It was baking my liver.
I hoped for a cloud,
And prayed for a drizzle.
I even shouted out loud,
But it continued to sizzle.
After two to three hours,
Had to rethink my plan.
Crusty by blistering powers,
Was no way to tan.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, environment, humor, moon, native american, nature,
buddin’
nubbin