Humorous and funny January poems and/or funny poems about January. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious January funny poems!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, january,
Jan You Wary
The Russians, of course, think its cool
To jump in an icy-cold pool
But I'm not a fool
And made a Mule Rule:
Dive only where warmth greets my tool!
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny, january, new year,
The Non-Resolver
I’ve been watching my weight since 14,
but with all of the diets I’ve seen,
they’ve become a big no-no.
This here dieting yo-yo
has stopped trying to be super lean!
Other problems I’ll change as I go.
I don’t need a New Year to say so!
Said a wise sailor man:
I yam what I yam!
Why improve on a good thing - ya know?
So the cause of the most bellyaching
at this time of the year I’m forsaking.
When you know yourself well. . .
why then go through such hell!
Resolutions I’ll never be making.
For the the New Year's Resolution Poetry Contest of Regina Riddle
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
celebrity, humorous, new year,
January
Just where have the weeks gone
Another year has whizzed past
No New Years resolution, I'd only break it
Unless it’s to meet George Clooney
Ah fiddlesticks he’s married now!
Romance is off the cards
Yeah, but a girl can dream!
January Acrostic Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
NB I have never made a New Year's Resolution, this is just a standing joke with my husband
1/1/19
Written by
James Inman
Categories:
funny, january, sad, sweet, tribute,
Me and Eeyore, On the Year of My Birth
Just my mother tryin for
anothur moment of agonised , blisful but
nevurending hapiness, sharin with no one hur
uninterupting joy until my overly large but othurwise
average head appears and the docter says, "anothur
regular ordinary baby, happy new
year I'm sory, what did you say his name was"
08/13/2015
Written by
Vincent Ray
Categories:
good morning, good night, humorous, january, morning, sleep, winter,
Wise Decision
Look out the window
And enjoy the eastern glow
Now get out of bed
Feet on a cold floor
In the middle of winter
Now get back in bed
Written by
Cynthia Jones
Categories:
bird, humorous, imagery, inspiration, january, poetry, writing,
Chickadee -Airless Suburban Haiku-
Chickadee flies low
looking for food he buried
runs into a tree.
Copyright © Cynthia Jones
Jan.28/2013
I haven't penned one of these in a while.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
January
Time to figure consarned taxes again
And Christmas bills come due giving me pain
Let's delete January
And start with February
January has come to be my bane
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humor,
Hello January
Hello January
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
Hello January, you’ve finally arrived
Another year we have all survived.
Tell me please, if you can
What will be? - How should I plan?
Do you see more of the status quo?
Will more freedom we soon know?
Will our economy settle down?
Will there be reason to wear a frown?
If only these things and much, much more
We could from you successfully implore!
If we could in the future see
What would be our destiny?
I sit here in my solitude
And wonder if you’ll ever my thoughts intrude.
I anxiously hope that I’ll not long wait
Before my concerns you’ll contemplate!
Written by
Robert Davidson
Categories:
april, humorous,
It's Burns Nicht 25th January
Jean, Jean wis young an' alive till Ah gied her tatties and neeps;
Noo she's bein' seek as a dug, it fairly gies me the creeps.
Bonnie Mary O' Argyle took a trip tae the Brig O' Doon,
She took a dook oaf the parapet, ended up nearly bein' drooned!
Wee sleakit, cooerin', timorous beastie, ye must think it a sin!
Aw the lassies a' ever kent, wanted tae stab me wi' a pin.
Blythe Hae a' Been on Yon Hill, where a Tippling Ballad ah Wrote;
Gude Ale Keeps the Heart Aboon, when ye drink an awfy lote.
Written by
Cj Krieger
Categories:
funny,
January 1st
Relieving myself
After a long night
I smiled a bit
Thinking
I havent peed
Since last year!
Written by
Juliet Ligon
Categories:
age, america, funny, january, political, power, sad,
Sleepy, Creepy Uncle Biden
Sleepy, creepy uncle Biden
in the basement had been hidin'
while reformers wrote his script
and the casted votes got flipped.
Now President reject, behind CNN's stage
emulates the affects of old age.
Let's give the man credit, though, seems he tries
and he can't remember he's telling lies.
1-18-2021
Written by
Millard Lowe
Categories:
7th grade, humorous, imagery, january, poetry, school, snow,
Haiku 137
greeting the morning
the authority of snow
told schools to just chill
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, january, seasons, winter,
One Season's Displeasin'
Though I'm in the Fall of my Life
I Spring into Summer
Pipes frozen come Winter
I call the plumber
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
feelings, humor, introspection, january,
January Resolution
New Year resolution ~ tomorrow's revolution
Written by
Carolyn June-Jackson
Categories:
humorous, january, new year, new years day,
Not Another Resolution
Here we go with a New Year’s resolution
Deciding to make a change or start over
Forever arriving at the same conclusion
Were you intoxicated and now sober
Even if we design it or stamp it into a stencil
Take an oath that we will see it to the end
Never write it down in black ink but in pencil
Waste a whole year but still seeking to extend
Not bringing it to fruition with an impulsive pledge
Most declarations or expectations fall by the wayside
In a month, if we start, we will push it over the edge
It may be outlandish, but we can say at least we tried