Humorous and funny Internet poems and/or funny poems about Internet. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Internet funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
art, dark, evil, funny, humorous, internet,
Modern Poetry
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get dressed
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I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
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add ads, subtract ads
multiply wine ads
get more wine
is a long damn add
ok
bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
iPassion
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
computer-internet, humorous, relationship,
I Can Only Hand It To You
Tapped messages go out direct
With phones it's an easy connect
Thoughts from a finger
In cyberspace linger
But touching's too much to expect
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, dedication, freedom, home, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, metaphor, mystery, nature, nostalgia, people, political, sad, satire, social, sorrow, spiritual, success, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary, war, write,
The Internet: Rtrn
A void of Facebook
Creativity dies here...
Procrastination!
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
Tree
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Written by
R. Erin Lenth
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, music,
Rick Roll
Rick, you got me once again;
I'm tired of feeling dumb.
Curse your mindless hyperlinks!
Kiss my big fat bum!
Rick, I'll never pass it on,
On this day or another.
Let the halfwits have their fun.
Let them have their druthers.
© 2011, R. Erin Lenth
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, peace, people,
The Internet
Oh the internet
A battle ground for morons
Will we ever learn?
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
computer-internet, family, children, funny, husband, wedding, wife
Double Disappointment
I woke up in rapture, when she started to sing.
Naughty whispers in my ears, “Someone’s coming”
My ecstatic view;
A child is due!
Then she continues, “My mother’s visiting”
Written by
Sam Ruby
Categories:
angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,
Pricked
Your love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and i'm
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried
by the dove of someone I use to know.
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
computer-internet, funny
A Techno-Nightmare
Grandma sneered at my computer in awe;
Contempt did build and it stuck in her craw.
Said it was the devil’s work,
The new keys drove her berserk.
She claimed they had to be against God’s law.
“What do these things mean, page up and page down?”
So she pressed “escape,” continued to frown
All of my work had been lost
And I was growing quite cross
In my cussing, grandma started to drown
“Why did you hit escape?” I had to ask.
“Now I must begin anew this tough task.”
She responded politely,
“I hate this technology
And wanted you to "escape" Satan’s grasp!”
*For Natalie's "Talkin' Technology" contest
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
computer-internet, education, funny, happiness, health, life, mysterydream, dream,
The Dream
I had a good dream
I wanted to remember
Could not remember
Good dream so I thought
Took an internet dream course
Now remembering
My memory came
Somethings are best left alone
Scared me to death
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
animals, funny,
Internet Dating
I find it hard to get on the internet, FB, and the soup
Everytime I get at the computer
My puppy crawls into my lap
She's trying to find a date....
She has hooked up with a dingo in Australia but
I hated to tell her that it was a hungry crocodile incognito!!
Written by
T.R. Sevrens
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, hope,
Edmund, the Node
Edmund becomes the code
Traversing he's a node
He spies the bug
A recursive slug
Triumphant to his abode
Written by
Sam Love
Categories:
computer-internet, education, funny, on writing and words, parody,
Text Speak
Text Speak--A newly developing dialect whereby the speaker can convey a lengthy thought by abbreviating phonetically or through the use of substitutive characters.
Any attempt to speak it out loud is both impractical and unusually difficult,
Hme skoolled
Nvr took nglish
lrnd on cmptr
:-)
omg luvd star wars
brb
ok lol!
Translation:
:-) I’m happy
brb- be right back
lol –lots of luck
Written by
Kim Robin Edwards
Categories:
funny, humorous, imagination,
Tootie Fruity Internet
I got on a jet,
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
My monitor was cracked.
My laptop a mess.
That's when I decided.
To pull off my dress.
Now I was naked.
With no underwear.
All I could do.
While the boss gave a stare.
That's when I decided.
To quit my day job.
I was no teacher's pet.
On the tootie fruity internet..
Funny Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2009,2015..All rights reserved.
Written by
Aaron Crow
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, nature
Creative Procrastination
Surplus Kirby’s dance
Computer screens digest your time
And spit out Kirby’s.
This girl next to me
Likes writing concrete poems
(I am wasting time).
Reds turn slowly blue
Leaves disintegrate to snow
Fall turns to winter.
Written by
Dylan Jacobs
Categories:
career, computer, culture, humorous, internet, society, technology,
Todays Modern Lawyer
Hidden behind one of a billion screens
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities
Finding the best-fit affair
His personal attachment to the case
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance
Reinforces his arrogance
Todays modern lawyer radiates omnipotence through words
His persuasion isn’t in a courtroom
Nor is it on a piece of paper
It echoes through the minds of the mindless
The minds of todays modern lawyer
Written by
Cathy Ncube
Categories:
computer-internet, fantasy, funny, imagination, on work and working, people, political,
Hard-Drive Data of Congress
all congressmen asked
the forensics team to view
their hard-drive data
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
anger, conflict, dog, humor, internet, nonsense, psychological,
Gnawing Resentment
He gnawed on his resentment
In public and alone
Like a dog he kept on worrying
The marrow from the bone
Till he gave himself an ulcer
Till his teeth got small and stumpy
Till other dogs said, Hang on, Fang
You’re starting to look grumpy
He wouldn’t leave the thing alone
Just wouldn’t let it lie
Time to put the bone down, Fido
Go on, try
by Gail
Written by
Ann Roske
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, satire,
Factual Fiction
Science Fact
Science Fiction
Technology
Written by
Tirzah Conway
Categories:
adventure, angst, computer-internet, funny, imagination, introspection, life, nostalgia, on work and working, on writing and words,
Writer's Block
You know what I hate about writer’s block,
How my creativity is hidden behind a lock;
Time ticks away as I stare at my screen,
My heart beating faster from the strain of caffeine;
The cursor flashing lulls me to doze,
Til a fly lands smack on the tip of my nose;
I swing at the fly and glance at the clock,
How did 10 AM turn into 5 O’clock;
I stand and I stretch and then walk away,
And say goodbye to another wasted day;
Maybe tomorrow will inspire my brain,
Or I could be slowly going insane…
Written by
Susan Gentry
Categories:
humor, internet, life, romance, satire, silly,
Human Folly
We met online
taking time to
design profiles
Across the miles
we used smiles to
beguile and spurn
A page to turn
with well-earned tales
of learned lessons
Written 2-16-2016
For ‘Than-Bauk on Human Folly’ Contest by Marugu Mo
Form: Than-Bauk – Three Stair-Cased Verses
Tenth Place
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, computer-internet, funny, humorous, on writing and words,
Suffocating
A suffocation
Poor poetry drowns me out
Most of it my own
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
allusion, anger, england, humor, internet, lust, metaphor,
Fie, Sir, Thou Art a Troll
(a response to a provocative post)
Your voyeuristic **** post
Has got me choking on my toast
I should have better things to do
Than commenting on sex and poo
Whilst everybody likes a joke
‘Tis somewhat niche, the **** poke
Night up the alley, hard to see
For those without a front door key
What people do behind closed doors
With wives or husbands, friends or whores
Is up to them when with consent
I question, sir, your post’s intent
We English hide within our castles
No comment when it comes to assholes
Trolling really gets my goat
Fie, sir, flounder in my moat
I hope your banal gasket’s blown
Write what you know and get your own
by Gail
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
computer-internet, confusion, funny, life, people,
Plain Computer Talk
”. Errors, error, press on “any key
Yes our minds are a clutter you see.
I told you what to do.
Now you are turning blue.
No” any key” shows itself to me.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
absence, age, funny, internet, sad,
I Think
artificial
intelligence
leads to
dementia
in
difference -
I
think