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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, insect,
Today I met a mosquito
It wasn’t very fun
She bit me here, she nipped me there
(she even bit my bum)
But I had the last laugh...
I squashed her with my thumb!
1st November 2015
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
dance, humorous, insect, romance, , cute,
Tom went to the ugly bug ball
Strange insects invaded the hall
Folks dressed up as fleas,
Cockroaches and bees
The smile on his face said it all
Tom hoped for a little romance
Asked a cute centipede to dance
She whacked him on the nose
When he trod on her toes
He went home in an ambulance!
7th April 2017
Poem Details | by
Robert Ronnow |
Categories:
bird, humor, insect, love, men, poetry, wine,
In the debate between accessible and difficult poems
Poets' poems and poems for people
Only the single poem and private reader matter
Both kinds and anything between can matter or not
Solid or made of air, a vase or heavy clay ashtray
One word repeated or many like a lei
An acquired taste, like wine, and like wine
Not sustenance, yet men die with their miseries
Uncut without it, news and mere matter
I advise everyone to keep a personal anthology of poems that matter
Or not. Perhaps it should be novels. Stones, insect wings,
Feathers, Birds you've seen, People loved.
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, insect, nature,
Subtitled: WELL! You didn't have to bite my HEAD off...
Gladly would I die
for your love, my dear. No! Wait!
Just kidding! Just kid...
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, humorous, insect,
Hey! Get lost wasp you are a pesky swine
This cherry ice cream is mine ALL mine
You buzz around and make my life hell
Look - this ice cream is for ME it tastes so swell
I need to cool down, gee here it’s really hot
So buzz off pesky wasp or you I will swat
Jan Allison
1st November 2014
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, insect,
Today I saw a pesky fly
He buzzed around all day …
Until he landed on my lunch
So I zapped him with fly spray!
Now you’re really in the sky
Rest in peace little fly
Jan Allison
9th November 2014
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
body, humorous, insect,
A nudist whose first name was Billy
Got stung by a bee on his willy
It swelled to a great size
One he couldn’t disguise
So he hid by a meadow lily
03~08~17
Poem Details | by
Just That Archaic Poet |
Categories:
books, humorous, insect,
A spider traipsed onto my knee
While I was reading in the bath
Though most might jump and scream and flee,
I just gave a little laugh
A baby Daddy Long-Legs!
(Though really, 'twas just a son)
I shooed him back onto his web,
And continued reading on...
*title is a spin on "Strange Bedfellows" ;)
*Lessons in life are funny contest entry
~JustThatArchaicPoet
Poem Details | by
The Grahamburglar |
Categories:
color, fun, funny, insect, nature, red, silly,
I peeked under a clover flower
and saw a ladybug in the shower
She turned bright red across her shell
and in her wrath began to yell.
Although her rage was crystal clear,
her voice was just too soft to hear
so I got closer to the ground
in hopes that I could hear the sound
and understand her tiny scream,
which swirled in the shower steam.
As I got close to listen hard
she jumped and flew across the yard.
But she was wet, and in a hurry
and somehow in the crazy flurry…
I think she simply just forgot,
she wasn’t wearing a single spot!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, humorous, insect,
At picnics Sue's legs are akimbo
No panties, but Sue ain't no bimbo
It keeps pesky flies
Landing on our pies
Our days out are never in limbo!
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02/03/20
Poem Details | by
Susan Jeavons |
Categories:
2nd grade, butterfly, change, humorous, imagery, insect,
I watched a little caterpillar
walking up a tree
and wondered how
that worm would look
if he were dressed like me.
I think his mother would complain
if she had shoes to buy,
cause by the time she tied them all
he’d be a butterfly!
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor, insect,
When God made the beasts, in days of old
It seems He lacked quality control
That surely would veto
The cursed mosquito
And preclude all that itching untold
Poem Details | by
Joan C. Fingon |
Categories:
humor, imagery, insect,
a drunken honey bee staggers off a red juicy blossom
Poem Details | by
Margarita Lillico |
Categories:
humorous, insect, nature,
Some disgusting and cute,
Many creepy and mute,
Some exotic and vain,
Mainly local and plain,
Some revolt, some amaze,
Most pest, bother and chase,
Some crawl, slither and jump,
Buzz, bite, scavenge and vamp,
Some work hard days and nights,
Others - pure parasites,
Gutsy settle indoors
To the horror of yours,
Bold get under your skin,
After where they have been,
Shameless species would thrive
In depth of afterlife,
There’s no equal rival
To their harsh survival,
They lodge in and about
And one can’t do without.
January 14, 2022
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, insect,
My pet wasp is called Sunny Jim
I captured this pet on a whim
He got out his stinger
And stung my friend’s finger
Pal Susie just cannot stand him!
Poor Susie lets out a loud howl
As Sunny Jim’s still on the prowl
I cannot deny
My 'pet' needs to die …
I smothered wasp Jim with a towel
Inspired by a crazy challenge set by an on line pal .. to write a poem about a pet wasp!
07/04/21
Poem Details | by
Paul Curtis |
Categories:
funny
My sister is very thin
In fact she’s a stick insect
Straight up and down
Viewed from any aspect
If she didn’t wear glasses
Before embracing
No one would know
Which way she was facing
Poem Details | by
Paul Schneiter |
Categories:
humor, insect,
There was a beekeeper named Jives
Who found a rash on his thighs.
The doctor said be at peace,
Nothing to fear in the least.
You simply have too many hives.
Poem Details | by
Teddy Kimathi |
Categories:
animal, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, imagery, insect,
One who is loved by bees is beeloved!
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, drink, friendship, humor, humorous, insect, parody,
Waiter waiter!
look!
but monsieur
you ordered a minnow soup, n'est pas?
Waiter waiter
Not one swimming
around in my soup
a brown minnow full of brown poop
I don't want minnow poop
in the soup
why look, its a bald beady eyed minnow
waiter! I swear this minnow is drunk
ah Monsieur, we give all our minnows wine
before death
Waiter now I know why Greeks
throw dishes at walls
I swear than damn minnow tried to write
a poem, what gaul!
Plato must be going mad
in his grave
Monsieur , can we offer you some Coock & Hen whiskey
to drown out this bad taste?
No comment
Poem Details | by
Cona Adams |
Categories:
betrayal, food, humorous, insect,
Here squats a Black Widow spider,
who sups a swig of sweet cider.
He spies her there,
scoots close to share
and sips the hot brew beside 'er.
She darts with aim to devour,
her size gives her lethal power.
She fakes a hug,
then snags him snug;
true bliss defines his last hour.
For some who deceive are gifted
to mask when power is shifted.
The prey's surprise—
he's soon incised—
his parts all broken and sifted.
Poem Details | by
Rizwana Bhurani |
Categories:
children, funny, insect, kindergarten,
Bum Burns
In the nearby park Uncle Johnny
With a big full round tummy
Touched group of red ants
They ran up in his pants
Badly bit poor Johnny's bummy.
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Poem Details | by
Peter Dome |
Categories:
animal, creation, garden, humor, insect, nature,
Red bug
*spotted *
on leaf.
Lady bug.
Peter Dome.copyright.2013.Dec.
Poem Details | by
Lycia Harding |
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, insect,
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I have a feeling I cant shake...
I know not of it what to make.
I'm certain someone else is here
and this idea keeps me awake.
I first make sure the shelves are clear,
then, into every corner peer.
If someone HAS been watching me,
then I shall catch the buccaneer!
How IS he managing to flee?
He's stealthy. Or... perhaps he's wee?
And when he runs, where does he go?
How can I catch what I can't see?
The finest victories come slow.
I've cornered (finally!) the foe
high heels were made for stepping on...
Spiderfinger......? .Meet SpiderTOE!
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Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
arabic, conflict, evil, fear, humorous, insect, jewish, people,
For a Semite a mite
is an anti-Semite.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Tahira Parveen |
Categories:
cute love, food, funny, happiness, insect, nature,
This poem is in conjunction with the video above.
Mukbang Asmr- Little Bee
Enter my little abode
For a special event a “ Mukbang”
So many things to eat
Toastie with tea
Doughnuts
Chicken and chips with coke
This is so amazing,
So delightful, so tasty
Melts in the mouth
Crunching and munching away
For a busy bee like me
This is so good
Look and enjoy and take your time
To watch me eat my meal.