Humorous and funny Immigration poems and/or funny poems about Immigration. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Immigration funny poems!
Written by
J-Mag Guthrie
Categories:
america, humor, humorous, immigration, space, word play
Aliens
The alien saucer fell hard.
It landed right there in my yard.
I'd give them jobs mowing
or cooking and sewing
but none of them has a Green Card.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean
A Mermaid's Tale
Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief
To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper
Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent
"Forget the 'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!
Well, Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!
Written by
Bawa Talwar
Categories:
anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration
World Cruise
W with my friends I ventured on a cruise
o out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l left the shore at the decided hour
d deprived soon was the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
c cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage
u useless is the trip we thought but thanked fate when it retraced
I in cabins we savored sites which we cannot efface
s sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we can retrace
e excitement governed ,it showed on every face.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous, immigration,
Tell Trekkies This
Tell Trekkies This
Did you know my head had swelled
After they did perform a mind meld
While we were on spaceship
On myself trying to get a grip
Tell Trekkies this felt compelled.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, humor, hurt, immigration, parody, pets
My Iguana
My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my *** right out of here.
Written by
Gregory Colodub
Categories:
god, humorous, immigration,
Promised Land
I have to be patient, and not too concerned
About the things I can’t manage
If some of the stones I left lying unturned
For this I cannot be disparaged
The island is so overcrowded and small
New comers arrive by the boats
They want to steal space, so the natives can fall
Into the sea full of ghosts
But what was Mayflower by modern esteem?
No politics here, just a fact:
A boat full of immigrants, led by a team
Of Jesus freaks with legal act
To establish an ownership far, far away
They claimed it “the promised land”
How can you deny others doing the same?
For jobs you won't do they're godsend.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cat, giggle, immigration, satire,
Chaos and Crime
uninspired… just tired
of migrant chaos and crime…
~ think I’ll eat my cat
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, immigration, political,
Little Jackie Foreigner
Little Jackie Foreigner
Was not born here
Now he’s in Queens, a New Yorker…
He says, ‘Vote for Mamdani
He’s sure to protect me
~ though I’m not a progressive like he’