Funny Poems About I_Miss_You or I_Miss_You Funny Poems

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Humorous and funny I_Miss_You poems and/or funny poems about I_Miss_You. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious I_Miss_You funny poems!

Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,

Hope

Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Written by Sharon De Fazio
Categories: cute love, funny love, i miss you, joy, love, simile, teen,

I Miss You

I miss you, 
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it is on pause.

I miss you,
like the desert misses the rain
like an addict without cocaine, 
like a kiss that misses lips
like actors without their scripts.
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, beauty, courage, cute love, dark, deep, depression, desire, destiny, devotion, dream, first love, funny love, grief, happiness, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i am, i love you, i miss you, innocence, irony, jealousy, lonely, longing, loss, lost, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, night, passion, psychological, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, silence, sky, sleep, solitude, sunset, true love,

Red Light

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
lonely as ever
visible at night, useless by day?

in sync with its partner next door
for a quick kiss over a few flashes only 
then arguing again and again 
night in, night out.

have you ever felt like 
the flashing red light on the roof,
not signaling a warning to keep away
but sending a call for compassion?

using the dark pauses in between 
to yell the same name 
over and over and over
into the emptiness of each night.

have you ever felt like
the flashing red light on the roof,
being your silent cry
only heard by your eternal love?
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, i miss you,

To the Poet Who Broke My Heart Dw

We were ‘married’ on poetry soup
I kept my hubby right in the loop
I still rue the day
That you went away
I need to dry my tears and regroup


Loved your humour right from the start
I miss you with all of my heart
Want you to come back
Get you in the sack*
Then they’ll never tear us apart!



* In case you are wondering … Darren and I are simply amazing friends and this is a cheeky line from one of the last mails he sent me in October.
I miss you my lovely friend
2nd February 2015
Contest: A Valentine Limerick SKAT A
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: beautiful, cute love, dedication, desire, destiny, devotion, emotions, encouraging, funny love, girlfriend, grief, heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, how i feel, i love you, i miss you, innocence, kiss, love, love hurts, math, meaningful, miss you, missing, missing you, nice, passion, recovery from, romance, romantic, sad love, senses, sensual, symbolism, together, true love, voyage, wisdom, woman, word play,

4 Love

Love is a four letter word
she whispered into his ear,

So is four, as is word
he whispered back into her fear,

Such is "you and I"
cried his heart - she could hear,

Their cheeks hugged, eyes kissed
each shedding a single tear.
Written by Rocky Swartzfager
Categories: funny, loss, nostalgia,

Toonami I Miss You So

Once, something we took for granted
Now gone, forever to be mourned.
My source of awesome anime has been transplanted.
Cartoon Network, you face an enemy scorned!

-----Note-----
Though it's been so long I still miss it. RIP Tom.
Written by Mel Brake
Categories: autumn, black african american, black love, cute love, funny love, i miss you, romance,

Love Like a Rose

Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction and passion and love

Love is like the sweet smell of the rose
Like a romance that said what is the good smell
When your car needs to be cleaned
Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humorous, i miss you,

Do You Fancy a Lay

Jan and Daz were out strolling one day
Daz turned and asked did I fancy a lay
I blushed like a schoolgirl and said Daz don’t be so rude! …
But I’m feeling quite peckish, I fancy some food
Daz started to fumble and to my surprise
He pulled out a whopper I gulped at the size
Get your teeth into this Jan was all Daz did say
For there in his hands was a huge bag of Lay’s!

I wrote this back in April. My dearest wish is that one day Darren will be back to add another verse

Lay's in not a product we have in the UK


20th June 2015
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: analogy, beautiful, beauty, break up, change, cheer up, confidence, dedication, deep, desire, destiny, feelings, for her, forgiveness, happiness, heart, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, inspiration, life, loneliness, longing, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, passion, peace, relationship, romance, romantic, sad, sad love, sensual, silence, soulmate, sunset, uplifting, woman, women,

Bright Night

the shadows of hope grow taller
on the fields of yearning souls
gently surrendering to destiny
as a bright night softly falls
Written by John Hardison
Categories: farewell, humor, humorous, i miss you,

It's Not Funny

My Parting Gift.

It’s not Funny

Never leave Life’s bus behind.
It’s full of much that rhymes.

Count only on the adventure.
Even if the need for dentures.

Don’t count on the money honey.
From me it's not funny or coming.
Written by A.O. Taner
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,

Bar

love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.
Written by Mike Martin
Categories: heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you, i miss you,

Who's That At My Fire

McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow

It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there

McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark

I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?

Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?



Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Written by Bl Devnath
Categories: funny, i miss you, love,

My Ear Heard Love Medicine

once i gone insane 
                                where i go heard my wife's voice
                                         took me to doctor 

                                     psychiatrist whispered in 
                                    my ear heard love medicine 


 

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Written by Kethushan Aravinth
Categories: change, feelings, first love, funny love, heartbroken, i miss you, memorial day,

Hardest Days

Hardest days that I came over
Are no more here to break me silver 
I was blind for some useless reason  
And It couldn't yet found for what the motion
  
I took you beyond,Over the vision 
And now I'm here,without the notion 
Burning sun found some water 
Water just gone, regreting slaughter

Poeple said "It happens for a reason" 
But now I swear, It happend for caution 
No one is perfect, even my girl 
She just threw me down like a hazelnut whirl
Written by Matthew Wetter
Categories: funny love, i miss you, magic, true love,

Go Back To Sleep

Go back to sleep, sweetheart. 
Get rest, roll over, close your eyes and 
Be still, my love. 
Your tossing and turning
Your restless night wanderings
They disturb my dreams. 
Don't forget we share this same bed
Though thousands of miles apart.
Written by Thabang Ngoma
Categories: humor, i miss you, lonely,

Without You

Without you I’m an incomplete circle
A divided square, rectangular, unequal
Loosing shape, my fall has no impact
Burning out in the atmosphere like a comet

Undead, I’m brittle in the sun
Palling without my medicine
A buffoon without my Whitherspoon
Scared of the moon, a cartoon

I walk unevenly, off balance
A laughing stock without any defence
An empty wine glass on display
A smoking cigar without an ashtray 

Bitter all my life like vinegar
A creature of bad habits, a voyageur
Trivial to the best of my knowledge
A block of ice in an empty fridge
Written by Emenaha Godwin Holiday
Categories: hope, how i feel, humor, humorous, husband, i love you, i miss you,

Purple Ice

Daydreaming yesteryear, purple ice
i held close to the bosom
feel and see through her eyes
to keep her ever, a ransom

so huge and priceless
her heart call for _ love
needed to keep the purple ice limitless
free above the blues, pride of a dove

if you’d come back to the nest
purple ice, I’d make it gloom
and the world could see the rest
on the peak of  my heart _ is your room.
Written by Julicia Thompson
Categories: best friend, care, confusion, friendship, funny love, i miss you, relationship,

Confusing Love

You never said anything to me 
but u always seem distracted 
When I’m around 
Yet u said I’m nothing to you


You never seem to be happy 
But u always have a ackward simile 
When I’m around 
Yet u said I’m nothing to you


You never seem pleasant 
But u always ask me to heng out 
When u see me 
Yet u said I’m nothing to you 


You always seem busy 
But u always have time for me 
When I see you 
Yet you said I’m nothing to you
Written by Divine Life
Categories: change, deep, funny love, i miss you, missing you, remember, sad,

For Me

I hear the rain drops falling non stop but this time it didn't mask over my thoughts. 
Rather broke all I had blocked, 
I knew I had to get over such thoughts.
The thoughts about you. 
The way your lips touched my skin, and how you pulled all within. 
I want someone who is long gone, it was time that I moved on. 
See, your name is stamped across my chest... No worries I'll ripe a whole new skin. 
It's not your fault but I have to do this for myself.
Written by Ggg Bbb
Categories: animal, anxiety, dream, future, home, humorous, i miss you, imagery,

Elks Are Thirsty

Elks are coming from the forest inside my home. They are thirsty (in my dream)
...
Written by Mike Martin
Categories: humor, i miss you,

The Dream

How strange it would be ever if 
You wakened in your bed
You dreamed you had an accident 
And that you were not dead

You crashed into a mighty tree 
And only scarred your knee
Ejected from the seat, you were 
And bounded, one, two, three
Written by Trevor Mcleod
Categories: allusion, crazy, death, farewell, humor, i miss you, philosophy,

Jimmy's Dead

Young Jimmy asked if he was dead.
I laughed before I answered.
And then I told him that he was
and Jimmy's faith was fractured.

I called him a philosopher.
Too dumb to even ask.
and left him all alone,
just sulking in a bask.

The next time Jimmy came my way
I knew he needed help
and covered up my laughs that day
despite the urge to yelp.

Now every time I saw poor Jimmy
I always stopped and said:
Goodbye dear Jimmy; never Hi,
for now poor Jimmy's dead.
Written by Johannes Kemp
Categories: beautiful, courage, crush, cute love, deep, destiny, funny love, girl, how i feel, i miss you, identity,

I Could Be That

If you need someone to care
If you need someone to love you
If you need someone to talk to
I could be that

If you need a shoulder to rest you head
If you need a body to hold
If you need a heart to steal 
I could be that

If you need someone to talk to
If you need someone to share you problems 
If you need someone to be there for you
I could be that

If you need someone to save you
If you need someone to help you
If you need someone to kiss you
I could be that 

If you need a hand to grab 
When you're down 
If you need a face to slap 
When you're angry 
If you need a person to cuddle with 
When you're sad 
I could be that
Written by Jordan Miller
Categories: cute love, desire, for her, funny love, girlfriend, i miss you, love,

At the Harding Program

Dedication to Jazmine

I'm loosing hope
my heart is giving in
my mind is dying off
and its only been 2 days
since seeing you.
im going crazy
my heart hurts
without you
my soul
is in the fiery depths of hell.
it burns in 3rd degree
as I yearn to see you again
it destroys me when we can not contact
it kills me not hearing
your angelic voice
it deprives me
not feeling your love
not having your protection
I feel alone
so alone