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Poem Details | by
Deb M |
Categories:
anger, humor, spoken word, stress,
Vacumns and Garden hoses
What can I say ….?
Well, they are the bane of my life
With their temperamental ways
Both are stubborn with a mind of their own
Needing to control the situation
They both catch, kink and “just”stop
Heightening annoyance and frustration
No matter how hard i try
Without success or luck
To not let irritation get the better of me
Preventing me yelling out F**k !!
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
family, father, funny, love, social
GUNS and HOSES
A charitable fight
Police and firemen
Passing blows through the night.
Having fun. Drinking some.
Striking their punches hard.
Pow! Thud! Rolling eyes! Numb.
My, oh, my! Rugged sight.
Competitive punching.
First hit left. Next, strike right.
Good compassionate fight.
Raising money for blight.
Passion at home that night!
Nine months later, the sight.
Four firemen’s babies
Birthing on the same night.
One question still remains.
Did police likewise play?
Ooh, La! La! Fun. And games.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
11-22-09
Dedicated to: Some good hearted firemen. But, I'll never tell where!!! GRINNING!