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Poem Details | by
Jacob Cra |
Categories:
childhood, education, children, funny, dog, dog,
I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!
My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!
My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!
You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
america, education, england, fun, funny, homework, nonsense,
The British call it maths,
but the Americans ditch the s
causing much international scorn.
But for our sake, p'raps it'd be best
to keep subjects
only halfway grasped
in the singular form.
Poem Details | by
Mariam Traore |
Categories:
age, funny, homework, humor, school,
Homework oh' homework
All kids say it stinks,
They say they wont do it,
but that it would disappear once they blink,
They say who invented it;
and who brung it forth,
They say they wish teachers would stop giving it,
And all though I agree
Homework is a good thing,
It will help you, you'll see
It will help tomorrow, today,
and years later
It will help you be smarter
it'll help you participate
So don't say that you hate it
All though you clearly do, because
you know that you need it
Don't you?
Poem Details | by
Christian Mitewu |
Categories:
animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.
He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.
I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life
Yes, he isn't much fun
His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...
I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.
Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
angst, change, childhood, confusion, depression, fear, feelings, children, kids, funny, growing up, home, homework, humor, inspiration, lonely, me, miss you, moving on, nature, pain, poetry, school, self, sorrow, stress, teen, time, writing, youth,
Like sick allergies,
Boredom can be passed around
I call it: THE BOREDOM DISEASE
Like a horrid storm,
Boredom can catch you off guard
Hold on for DEAR LIFE!
Like the whooping cough,
Boredom can be serious
If I were you, I’d
Get a vaccination !
Poem Details | by
Dorlan Tiu |
Categories:
career, grave, homework, humorous, school, teacher, youth,
Numbness as I walk in halls
A heavy load in my hand I bear
Tome of the ancient past
Portrays a fog in my mind
Emptiness, void and vanity
As I look at zombies like me
Consumed by an epidemic...
Which left us cold-blooded
At the darkness of dusk
When the sun shines no more
I lie below the tombstone of my grave
Devoured by a sleepy hollow in my coffin
Vitality where are you?
Where are your streams of life?
I' am lost, Where am I?
Oh wait, that's right
I'm in college
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
children, humor, teacher, teenage, writing,
Here's some homework howlers,
By hilarious pupil terrors,
"An octopus has eight testicles."
Did I read that with my spectacles?
"Mozart sailed to Vietnam." For how long?
Why is there a clavichord in the Mekong?
"Rome is now in Africa." Do tell,
Didn't you learn map-reading too well?
"Mummy and Daddy's fave place is bed."
Do your parents really want this read?
Are these mud-coloured glasses, or what?
How did I survive teaching this lot?
It's hard to take them too serious,
Homework howlers, hilarious!
Poem Details | by
Tei Mickey |
Categories:
art, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, nature, peace, people, school, space, time
The clock strikes nine. Ink fills the night sky, until the silvery orb in the heavens is the only source of light.
The clock strikes twelve. Tiny pinpricks of light dot the raven-dark heavens. They shine brightly; as if each was
trying to outdo the last. I sit. And stare. And wonder. The clock strikes three. I shift and pick up my
homework. The assignment is a three page essay, due today. Should I do it? Nah... I toss it aside and resume
my staring of the sky.
Poem Details | by
Paulina Wodarz |
Categories:
funny, homework,
My teacher asks what's 3 times 3?
I answer "It is Germany!"
-"In What country are we at the time?"
My answer is "Of course it's nine!"
Poem Details | by
David Sollis |
Categories:
growing up, homework, humorous, irony,
A constant murmur,
with bickering voices
and occasional shriek of glee.
All when I'm trying to revise,
down in the library.
[written in 1988 - do they still have libraries in universities?]
Poem Details | by
Terri Cannan |
Categories:
care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,
I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.
I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast.
I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy.
Poem Details | by
Gail Foster |
Categories:
education, hero, homework, humor, inspiration, music, writing,
Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...
Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool
Better read than Harry Potter
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop
What’s the point of a full stop?
by Gail
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
history, homework, humorous, hurt, school, teacher,
Written on schoolwork
‘Boadicea didn't fight Martians’
Teacher was cruel
I was only about 8 years old and the teacher had actually written that phrase on my history schoolwork and I was mortified. I look back now and think how cruel it was as I had tried my best but I really am useless at art
02~15~17
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
homework, humor, math, may, mom, money,
May I show you numbers
Math numbers to add now
Many to subtract from
My coins make me dollars
Mom help me with homework
Minds great and small count twice
Monday no homework yeah
Date Written: 10/6/2020
2 Place Pleiades Contest Judged:10/11/2020
Sponsored by: Joseph May
Poem Details | by
Jerry Wells |
Categories:
9th grade, appreciation, depression, funny, homework, i am, kiss,
POEM 16 MY FUTURE IS YOU
MY FUTURE IS YOU WHEN I ABOUT MY FUTURE ALL I SEE IS YOU.
MY FUTURE IS YOU CAUSE THE WISH I MADE FINALLY CAME TRUE.
MY FUTURE IS YOU I MADE A WHISH ON THAT ONE BRIGHT STAR IN THE SKY.
MY FUTURE IS YOU THAT SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME & BE THAT SPECIAL LADY.
MR. PROFESSOR. JERRY”BIG PAPA” WELLS
AUTHOR
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
culture, education, hilarious, homework, political, student, word play,
An Apprentice known only as, "Gale"
Screwed each of the students at Yale
When asked to explain
She replied with disdain,
"I had to make sure I made Bail!"
Poem Details | by
Georgia Lackely |
Categories:
absence, abuse, addiction, anti bullying, for him, funny, homework,
The Wildcats was the mascot,
The elementary school just a couple of blocks away
I would walk to school hand in hand with my mother,
Waving goodbye as I disappeared through the gates.
The playground was huge,
Blacktop for miles and miles,
The swing set was my favorite,
Named it Henry, I would
Talk to Henry in my head,
He was always interested in what I had to say,
Whatever classroom tidbit I had to offer.
If someone cut their hand with a scissor,
Or if that kid made that teacher go red in the face again.
Henry would sit there, willingly,
As I tried to touch the sky with my tip-toes.
Poem Details | by
Derani Blackburn |
Categories:
childhood, dog, fun, homework, humor, memory, school,
I'm going to tell you a story, I swear its 100% true..
About what happened to my homework, and why it was overdue.
You see my dog ate my homework, oh no! oh gosh!
I stare at it in horror, its been gobbled and squashed.
I've worked hard all week to have my homework done..
I did it all by myself.. with no help from my mum.
No excuse, no reason, it cannot be late..
The punishment detention.. and that I would hate!
Now I must explain to my teacher, OMG! what a fright!
I know he wont beleive me.. but then again.. he might.
But perhaps, my dear teacher, you'll find it quite absurd..
That my dog ate my homework.. every single word.
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
childhood, humor, math,
Math is tough.
It plays rough -
take's no guff,
calls your bluff,
grabs your scruff.
Had enough?
It clocks you,
knocks you
On your duff.
Poem Details | by
John Conde |
Categories:
art, crazy, deep, homework, humorous, loss, smart,
Numbers don't lie
They just lie where they've landed
They don't land where you planned
Then they got to be examined
The amount of math you can grasp
Well it's probably a fraction
So you add what you can
Until you're going to be subtracted
You say you're good with numbers
Well just come and do my taxes
I ain't saying I know nothing
Or I wasn't out of practice
When the numbers don't add up
I go get up and get my glasses
But when them suckers don't' show up
I figure what were the chances