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Poem Details | by
J.W. Earnings |
Categories:
anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
Numbers on
White board…names written hori-
zontally
Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
People are
Not using lunchtime to do
Their business
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, high school, sports,
Each child has talents and Dee always loved to skate
One night at the lake she was called up to the plate
The high school hockey team was “slip-sliding away”*
So call her a chauvinist; Dee wanted to play
But when the coach recruited her for the team
One boy offered a bottle of shaving cream
They couldn’t skate backward; Dee sure showed them how
Stealing their puck, she curtsied, and took a bow
Take it from Dee, men don’t like to be upstaged
By her free-flowing glide the boys were outraged
When it came time for the school’s holiday dance
To find a date, this skater hadn’t a chance
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,
there was a teacher from crete
whose foot size was quite petite
well students did plot
and to school they brought
some shoes for oversized feet.
Poem Details | by
Barbara Dickenson |
Categories:
9th grade, funny, girl, growing up, high school, youth,
Ode To A Gym Teacher
Amid brassiere and derrière
She strives to put her clothes on.
Her panties there, stockings here
The rest of it, she throws on.
At the mirror, shining bright
She struggles with her powder.
She holds her place with main and might
As others try to crowd her.
How can she dress so nimbly
In but five minutes of an hour?
The question’s answered simply:
She did not take a shower.
Barbara Dickenson
August 1966
Poem Details | by
Flora Mae Gudez |
Categories:
creation, high school, hilarious, humorous, my children, sexy, woman,
I have a very brief confession
that I have to make.
It's about the selfies
and it'll make you break.
I only wear glamorous tops
during my homemade shots,
Since bottoms aren't seen
And only the face is on screen.
I give all my efforts
In putting some makeups
Just to look pretty on my selfie
And wrote on it -- hashtag no makeup.
I put on my lipsticks
And do the sexy duck face,
Then captioned the output with bible quotes
Though it doesn't relate.
Mom wondered
Why I locked myself in my room.
Oh please, I was just doing a selfie
and surprisingly came out well groomed.
Poem Details | by
K.M. Braxton |
Categories:
funny, high school, hilarious, love,
Sitting there so beautifully-
the one who had stolen my heart from me.
I walked right by to catch his eye,
but caught a pole instead.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
baseball, basketball, games, high school, humor, teacher, teen,
IBM
UBM
ICBM
On the floor.
Poem Details | by
Carlos Kipkoech |
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Poem Details | by
Dan Cwiak |
Categories:
crush, fun, gender, high school, humor, youth,
Their eyes give away their youth
Smiles that shoot the room as girls appear.
What can they do to impress?
Turn on the charm as best they can
Girls will test their limits.
Silliness is not yet beyond their scope.
Speaking in tongues that only youth can understand
Girls acknowledge their existence.
Perhaps they have a chance...
Quickly they move from subject to subject
Girls will giggle their secret approval.
All the while...protesting.
Life is difficult in the Flash and Go.
Girls to be attended
Youth, the true Aphrodisiac.
Poem Details | by
Charles Sides |
Categories:
funny, high school,
I once met a guy by the name of Mort
By his record he must be very smart
At five, High School complete
College at six; a feat
A leaper; birthdays are four years apart
Submitted by Charles Sides
Poem Details | by
E Murphy |
Categories:
11th grade, 12th grade, funny, high school, school, teacher, teen,
I do not see further meaning
behind the choice of word
To analyze this is demeaning
I think it is absurd
Whoever decided to write this
must of been high as a kite
If you want this class to be treacherous
stab me to make it a fair fight
The only thing less moving than poetry
is the clock up on the wall
Time is is no hurry
to set me free into the hall
My teacher tries to no avail
perhaps I’m unable to learn
Or maybe all poets are evil
and just want the world to burn
Poem Details | by
Ashley Smith |
Categories:
education, funny, life, people, philosophy, teen, graduation, high school,
He said, She said
That's all you seem to hear
When you walk down the hall
It's the same thing every year
Unecessary drama
That's all high school's about
You can try to avoid being trapped in it
But you'll never find a way out
Life was so simple
Before our high school days
Before we became caught up
In the 'how to be popular' craze
High school's so overrated
Ive waited 13 years to say
Im a senior so leave me out of it
I'm just here til Graduation Day
Poem Details | by
Abdurraheem Naeemahmad |
Categories:
friend, fun, funny, high school,
Khamisa Class
A class made up of combination of different students
Ranging from serious students to crazy students
Including both sleeping students and playful students
But Interestingly,they are all my fellow students!
I don't know if at all they should be called students
Cos learning is the characteristic of any student
Of which I see not in these Khamisa Students
But that doesn't mean they are poor students
Look, they pass their exams like no other students!
Just that jamia has made them this kind of students
I'm privileged to have them as my fellow students
Cos they mean more to me, than being fellow students!
Poem Details | by
Anna Hopper |
Categories:
funny, graduate, high school, hilarious,
One skinny geek, one with stuffing
The third wheel went by “Mclovin”
A wasted girl
Began to hurl
Then the fat boy took off running
Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
Categories:
funny, high school,
The Nerd’s Revenge
By Elton Camp
In a high school class there once sat a nerd
Pocket protector, glasses all you’ve heard
Every answer that he gave was just right
Which filled a dumb blonde with spite
She was glamorous and sexy looking too
That she was a ****, all of them knew
“You nerds so disgust me,” she said
In embarrassment, boy’s face was red
At first, the kind teacher was at a loss
Then said, “He might become your boss”
The nerd said, “That quite unlikely to be.
I don’t plan to become a pimp you see.”
The bimbo thus got her just desserts
Now she’ll think lest a nerd she hurts
Poem Details | by
Lynn Dolly |
Categories:
funny, work, high school,
First week on a new job
De Javu, It's High School again
Employees talking about their twenties years celebrations
Getting wasted and drinking
It's a dud of a conversation
When I tell them I don't drink
Then I begin listening
I'm sitting in a booth filling out a form
You guys are at the bar
Talking about another co-workers relationship storm
Oh man Oh man,
I'm keeping work and personal separate
I really don't care how much they think I'm desperate
I'm sure they'll say I'm stuck up,
Or tease over a few drinks I'll spill when tripping over a bump
But these guys at the end of the day
To my face, they'll have nothing to say
Poem Details | by
Anais Vionet |
Categories:
11th grade, boyfriend, environment, funny love, high school, humor, teen,
*(a poem in Senryus)*
You don’t have to count,
when you lose a boyfriend, you
know. There was just one.
He was gone before
I knew it - he wasn’t, you know,
tied up or anything.
For a moment I
toy with saying, “Alexa, add
rope to my shopping list."
In High School boyfriends
come and go - it's like shopping
- where you return things.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, anxiety, business, cheer up, giggle, high school, humor,
once a slick salesman from nice
soaked his suits in tubs of grease
so he slid through town
with nary a frown
till someone called the police.
Poem Details | by
Troy Gamble |
Categories:
lifefunny, funny, high school, drug,
I wonder what life is for
I hear the Foo Fighters live
I see flying cars in the future
I want to be a director
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
I pretend I am Taylor Lautner
I feel very happy with my life
I touch my driver’s license when I’m 16
I worry that I will die of early age
I cry when people screw up their lives with drugs
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
I understand the meaning of life
I say that you should believe in heaven
I dream that I will marry the love of my life
I try to do my best at school
I hope that I will make it through high school steadily
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
age, body, friend, high school, humorous,
TEN YEARS ON ... HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
You were a paragon of sheer pulchritude
your charisma showed, you always looked fab
I adore your dress as you step out of the cab
but you’re in discomfort and in an awful mood!
It’s a revelation but you really need to diet
(You’d always been petite, a tiny size eight)
Now your tush is huge, you’ve put on weight
I don’t want a blazing row, so I’ll just be quiet!
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Poem Details | by
Brittany Amsden |
Categories:
funny, high school,
Why is that banana flying?
Is that little dust bunny dying?
I hope not, bunnies are cool!
SHOW SHAM WOW
What was that
ZOMG AN ALIEN!
woops... sorry mom
im gonna do a cartwheel...
oh junk i just died
nevermind im in the bathroom
the light is bright in there
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE AND GO PLAY IN SOME TRAFFIC
jk i heart you mucho
sooooooooooo
FLAG
sooooooooooo
where are my long black socks
wheres my phone?
where are my band shoes
where is my flute
at the high school in the rain...
omg MOM
~Brittany Amsden~
Poem Details | by
Nicole Sharon Brown |
Categories:
caregiving, childhood, education, funny, happiness, hope, inspirational, life, on work and working, people, philosophy, workstudent, high school,
Teaching is not brain surgery,
But it is brain enhancing.
Teaching is not rocket science,
Unless you’re assigned to teach it.
Teaching is not a bad profession,
But you do to prepare meaningful lessons.
Teaching is not what just what formal educators do.
Teaching is part of every career that you choose.
Teaching is not terrible.
It could be fun,
Especially if your students are learning,
And the teacher and the good grades are dancing,
Believe me it is rewarding and unbearable.
wrote Fall 2004
while student teaching @ Neville High School in Monroe, LA,
while a student @ ULM
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
dance, high school, humorous, memory,
Ah, Prom! I remember it well
how my excitement did swell
Would I be asked by a girl or a boy
or maybe an ‘undecided,’ oh joy!
Poem Details | by
Bill Baker |
Categories:
funny, games, high school, humor, imagery, race, sunshine,
When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know they’ll be some spills
Odds say the tall men may fall on their face
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
clothes, humorous, school,
In maths class, when Debs unhooked her bra and pulled it out through her shirt sleeve!
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