Humorous and funny Hero poems and/or funny poems about Hero. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Hero funny poems!
Written by
Zamreen Zarook
Categories:
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
Written by
Smail Poems
Categories:
age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,
Princesses
Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!
Written by
S.D. Tiwari
Categories:
hilarious, math,
Zero, the Hero
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero,
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
Grows a number ten times, zero, the hero.
Put one, before, nine numbers of zero.
Centre of integers, is the number zero,
to the left and right, may go endless, fine.
Put one, before nine numbers of zero
and take one off, have nine numbers of nine.
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Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
That is what the cycle of day night,
Zero and one make the computer byte.
From the zero and one, gets its life,
on binary system, computer does thrive.
Zero and one make the computer byte.
Zero is the dark and one is bright.
1000000000-1 = 999999999
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
dedication, depression, freedom, growing up, humorous, stress, hero,
He Was Both the Dope and the Hero
Doping confessing by Lance Armstrong
Why tell the truth, when a lie can set you free
The sympathy card, the court jester: with slumbering tears
The windows wipers wipe the milky tears from his eyes.
He compete, and achieves victory through deceit
Does a hero cheat, his way to victory?
A hero was never label a bully throughout history
Spiderman, superman , Robin Hood
heroes never confessed their sins
The incredible hulk did a powerful transformation
Restoring international credibility in prime time;
Time after time
A myth is a myth even in the past, present and future.
Written by
Ndaba Sibanda
Categories:
children, courage, hilarious,
Kicking Super Hero
From where l live
I see a silly monster
Trying to tiptoe and dive
At you as if it`s a star
Quickly I move in and check
Then like a super hero
I aim and really kick
It into a screaming zero!
(N.B For Carol Eastman`s
Superhero contest)
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
drink, hero, humorous, image, magic, men, wine,
Some Ale
Often some ale
makes a man male.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
death, hero, humor, loss, poetry, sports, tribute,
On the Death of Mohammed Ali, Three Clerihews
The man was a legend.
So farewell, Cassius Clay, Ali
You knocked out a bit of poetry
That butterfly one sure packed a sting
And well done on the boxing thing
Mohammed, man, you’re counted out
You gave the boxing thing a shout
Wrote rhyme to make a grown man cry
And dodged the draft like a butterfly
Ali, you’ve packed your final punch
Man, you took boxing out to lunch
Men say that you are God today
Who made Mohammed out of Clay
© Gail Foster
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
appreciation, character, faith, hero, how i feel, humorous, religion,
National Hero
Philippine national hero, Jose Rizal is multi-talented
What he wrought as leader, linguist, eye doctor, and novelist can't be counted
Along comments about his religious convictions and faith*-tenacity
Besides his affairs with varied ladies of pleasing personality.
1Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.
January 25, 2019
4th place, "Educate Me with Humor - Leader Clerihew" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich; judged on 2/3/2019.
Written by
Muhereza Rodgers Roger
Categories:
baby, funny, hero, inspiration, memorial day,
Old Son, Young Dad
He died forty
with strength and wit
He left a son Young and young
He died nighty
With bones no teeth
He left a boy pale and forty
They meet in paradise
Dad still forty
Son at nighty
Dad thought it was grand pa
Son thought he was grand son
Who had died also
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
hero, history, humor, humorous, identity, men,
Robin Hood
If you are robin, you are good.
If even you are Hood.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fantasy, fish, funny, hero, ocean, science fiction, sea,
Aquaman
He talks to the fish
And they hear his every wish
He swims in their pee
Way out in the sea.
Written by
Mike Hauser
Categories:
funny, hero, humor,
The Hero
...and THAT'S how I single handedly defeated the aliens and saved the world.
Written by
Jimmy Anderson
Categories:
funny
Super Bowl Hero
There once was a super bowl hero.
Who knew that he fiddled like Nero.
But Rome didn't burn.
His team did by durn.
All the way to the playoffs ate crow.
For Royal Trevinos "Super Bowl" contest.
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
allusion, devotion, feelings, for him, funny love, hero, longing,
Her Name Was Luna
HER NAME WAS LUNA
They nearly met when younger,
She met him on the 12th of never,
They grew old apart, whatever,
Ships in the night of stars,
Ever fond thoughts from afar,
She met him on the 12th of never,
Luna kept him young forever.
Written by
Jason Schropp
Categories:
business, change, hero, hip hop, humor, society, urban,
Hey Immigrant
punctured, onward continue to quit decision's to make second guessing a moment ,
wit a wound wide opened by sliding the cold shoulder's lap first but enlightened by composure, intellect wasted misuse's of time the truth withheld to prove ill state vs. denial of a mans prime singled too proud deviating the lost to worship no man who lives under trial.
Written by
Edgar R. Eslit
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,
Walking Through the Sunset Boulevard
If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet
Usher the storm in its concealed abode
And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting
Shadow of that leaning mountain.
In silent prayer
I swear
That your love
Will remain
Soaking in the canvas
Of my mourning, gripping and grappling
But praying heart.
Written by
Gail Foster
Categories:
education, hero, homework, humor, inspiration, music, writing,
Spot On, Harry
Harry Styles from One Direction has corrected a fan's punctuation...
Harry Styles is really great
He knows how to punctuate
And he learnt to spell at school
Harry, man, you're really cool
Better read than Harry Potter
A rarer breed, a comma spotter
Tell us, Harry, in your pop
What’s the point of a full stop?
by Gail
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
health, hero, humorous, hurt, men, mythology, people, work,
Achilles' Heels
There's no any Achilles' heels
that Hippocrates always heals.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Jillian Veitenheimer
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, heart, heart,
Video Game Hero
FYI: I justed wanted to try some onomatopoeia, my first time really using it.
Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone
Ba-boom Ba-boom Ba-boom
My heart as I run
Clank clank clank
Enemy armor upon the stone
Huff huff huff
Enemy breathing as they run
Shing!
My blade unsheathed
Clash!
Goes our swords
Thud
Falls his head
Thump thump thump
My feet upon the stone
Ba-boom ba-boom ba-boom
My heart as I run
Squeal
Goes the princess
Smooch
Upon my cheek
Da da dun da da dun da da dun
Goes the end credits
Written by
Felice Bee
Categories:
adventure, funny love, god, hero, humorous, mystery, myth,
Hurricane
Fire eyed and restless gait
A bit too much of everything
Wild grin strangely big
And dances like a hurricane
He’ll shout the stories to the wind
Time won’t let you waste it
Smear happiness right in your face
Just to make you taste it
To know him is to love him
And from this you’re always crashing
You play the games he makes for you
He wins because you’re laughing
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
fun, hero, humorous, nonsense, silly, tribute,
Another Day At the Circus
Onset rumor today
Brave caped clown Gizmo
Dumps awful patron
After prank ended wonky
Never short fused
Clown Gizmo flips
Zooms while zings
Crowd cheer bravo
Later Gizmo calls bloke named Ralph
Guest plays fancy prize banjo
Until roars upset crowd
Sadly trash hefty jazzy amigo
Yikes! Vexed Gizmo jumps about
While oozes funky fresh skunk spray smell!
Whack!… Shout quick rapid magic
Throw given Hocus Pocus spell
Twirl aloud again Gimme Gimme
Sweet happy jolly smile Dozen jokes aside
Gizmo winks neath flurry haste
Saves promo story gusto style
Submitted on February 19, 2018 for contest A LITTLE LAUGHTER FIVE sponsored by EDWARD McCALL - RANKED 2ND
Written by
Brian Magness
Categories:
adventure, animals, funny, petshero,
Masked Hero
Innocently passing a tree
In search of a good fruit
Our hero heard a meow of “help me”
So he donned on his super suit.
With mask a fixed and claws a plenty
Our hero scampered the oak with ease
Eyeing his feline so skinny
Shaking like she might freeze.
I am here to save your day
So just breathe a sigh of relief
Down the tree as in a fray
Easing our feline of her grief.
Carrying the damsel to the door
As if saving her from ground zero
“I saved your feline Mr. Moore”
Says the proud Masked Hero.
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
hero, humorous, mountains, moving on, people, places, work,
Sisyphus
Sisyphus would hardly stop
even on the mountain's top.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
Rev. Rebecca Guile Hudson
Categories:
funny, husband, life, love, on work and working, wife,
My Hero
He talks in sound-bytes, my husband does
He's a computer geek - Best ever was!
All day long, he computes and computes
comes home at night, plays Battlefield, shoots
enemies galore,
defending our shores
In the vast cyber-world he so loves!
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
fun, hero, humor,
Bandit the Cat
I love to sit on the settee
And surf the channels on tv
With no apparent skills
Don’t have to pay the bills
Yet I get pampered, you’ll agree!
I have my highs, I have my lows
My whereabouts I don’t disclose
A sucker for romance
Maybe I’ll take a chance
One day to Julie I’ll propose!
If you look deep into my eyes
You’ll see I’m Batman in disguise
I rush to people’s aid
For justice my crusade
Do I deserve a Nobel Prize?
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Funny Picture Prompt Contest
Sponsor: Julie Leigh Rodeheaver
Placed 2nd
© 28th October 2017