Humorous and funny Grief poems and/or funny poems about Grief. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Grief funny poems!
Written by
Carrissa Whateley
Categories:
break up, confidence, courage, funny love, grief, growing up
The Love Shock Test
why seek true love
when even the truest love is fleeting
the thing you should desire is
for lasting love to transpire
take my hand and hold your breath
this is a love test
do you have a single doubt
about how it will turn out
are you afraid they will leave
and how you could possibly grieve
worry no more the stress will disappear
and just send this to your sweet dear
because it's over they never really let you near
it is fact they are being clear they don't want you here
take your love and disappear don't live in fear
Written by
Chukwuemeka Mbah
Categories:
black african american, caregiving, courage, funny, grief, humorous
Pointing Fingers
You are one of the reasons
Why they inflate their quote
If you had seized the seasons
Good men could have had your vote
You are one of the reasons
Why our sweet land has gone sour in waste
Here is one of your multiple treasons
You aid corruption just to suit your taste
You are one of the reasons we wedge weighty wrath
Bombs daily detonate like fickle fireworks far north
You decided to do nothing but shut your mouth
So they took our weary sail south
You are one of the reasons the land is inflicted with rape
Overflowing in abundance yet you mong like a greedy ape
Alas our land is grey and old but not due
And it hurts me to know that I am also you.
Written by
Nicole Alexander
Categories:
children, confusion, dedication, environment, giggle, grief
Broken and Torn
Broken and torn from days long gone
Not from neglect or anything wrong
A family often would sit and communicate
I tried to listen, most times I could relate
I loved that family that crawled on me
Having fun playing games or watch TV
Late into the evening the girls would date
Playing love songs, kissing, feeling great
Rough housing little ones jumped too hard
Finally my legs fell off, from being jarred
They tried to make me work by patching
All those cats hopping on and scratching
Finally, I gave up the ghost and lost the fight
They took me outside and said goodnight
They bought one new; but often would say
I loved the old couch; it was good in it's day
Written by
Diane Lefebvre
Categories:
bird, farm, grief, humorous, thanksgiving,
A Tale of Two Turkeys
Poor Thomas Turkey,
Alone in his pen.
Sits solemn and scared,
For they 'did in' his hen.
They took her off Sunday,
Then snuffed out her life.
And now he's alone,
Cause they've eaten his wife.
Thanksgiving now over,
He preens with relief.
He can muster a gobble,
Along with his grief.
He pecks round his pen,
For some 'scratch' sprinkled there.
Grows quite happy again,
Not remotely aware . .
That Christmas is coming
For family and friend,
And for Christmas, at dinner;
They'll eat turkey again.
© 2015 Diane Lefebvre
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
death of a friend, funny, green, grief,
About the Deceased Say Either Good Or Nothing
About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates danced in full silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!
Written by
Chicano Eddie
Categories:
funny love, grief, kid, marriage, mental illness, mother daughter
Endless Fight
"ENDLESS FIGHT"
if they had went through
every minute of what
conceived my wisdom,
they’d all be running
back to mommy.
if she knew there was a
reason why I kept my
mouth shut, she’d know
what she went through was
normal for the life she
was placed in and chose
to remain confused in.
confusion can !@#$ up
everything… she knows.
wisdom can change it all…
I show.
does the bee in the car
fight for it’s freedom
or
move about hysterically
enticing you to roll the
window down in hopes
you’ll cool off?
the days pass,
I stand my ground.
they did this to me,
I hold my ground.
I…
…did this to me.
By: Chicano Eddie
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
emotions, funny love, grief, moving on, parents, perspective
Tell Your Child Everything Please
What do you think happens when you die?
I asked the sobbing 7-year-old.
She could not quit though.
She was in full-blown
keening, wailing,
shoulder shaking,
lip quivering,
keening, and screaming now,
sobbing mode.
Her very caring, loving, unselfish parent
Had told her about the death of her
Great-aunt Rose, whom she had
Never met who
Passed
In
1965
this morning.
It was the fifth time I had
seen her this week as
her great-great grandfather
had passed in 1972, 74, 78,
81, and 85.
Her mother, was the best
story-telling drug addicted
parent in the world
apparently,
and knew
what she
needed to
do to keep
lilttle one in
check.
Written by
Lew Jay
Categories:
angel, anger, friend, funny, grandfather, grief
Willow
Here lies my old pal Michael,
His spirit set free by wind,
because the storm which kicked his bucket,
trapped the poor old git within,
A Scotsman by his name,
and a carpenter by trade,
should of built yourself s door mate,
to stop the barn which caved you in.
I love you Bic.
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
anger, grief, humorous, lost,
Foolishness
There was a man from Nilkhet,
He used to put his money into his pocket.
While he was working at his store,
He heard someone nocked on his door,
He didn't know how did he pick pocket!
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
conflict, fear, grief, humorous, nature, pain
Bedbugs
Crack the light and spread the bugs
as bugs go zig and zagging.
Bold black bugs to cause us fear.
Our tongues afraid of dragging.
Chase them down to pinch their body
and place them in a cup.
Save them all for pest control
to prove their count is up.
Wait for them within your bed
and pray your bites are few.
Then wake up to your bloody sheets
when itching's all you do.
Have them spray when you go mad
and know they're in the wall.
Then find your faith in God above
or lose your mind to all.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
fantasy, funny, grief, visionary,
Sudden Impact
birds flight
ends abruptly
sudden impact
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
butterfly, change, grief, humorous,
B U T T E R F L I E S
B U T T E R F L I E S!
-Dharga Nagar Safa
Butter flies up and up,
Like Butterflies,
The cost of Butter flies up and up,
Like Butterflies,
Beyond reach!
Written by
Anoucheka Gangabissoon
Categories:
beauty, grief, happy, humorous, sad,
My Glorious Seat Taken
Glory ran in my head
I was soon to take the lead
Made into the Queen
The one to rule behind the screen
Was suddenly thrust into the light
The limelight shining so bright
My seat was there, so shiny
It all made me so preppy
As I climed the stairs
I was all in tears
A lifetime of repairs
Rang in my own ears
When I froze, so stony
The announcer said sorry
A mistake it was, his own
My name thrown on the back lawn
I watched, as my seat was taken
By my contestant, so gladdened
No more to be the Queen
I was sure to turn mean!
Written by
Terry Reeves
Categories:
abuse, angst, confusion, crazy, grief, humor
One Thing Worse
There's only one thing worse than a lawyer,
that's a failed lawyer, permanent chip, disaster,
then there's dubious sexual orientation, okay,
maybe Celtic, not capable of holding any sway.
You stayed, decided to stick things out today,
when it would have been better if you'd gone away;
we made love in the missionary position, ole',
should have expanded our horizons so they say.
I like worrying about trivia, I'm not tall,
it's bad if you have nothing to worry about at all;
I'm away on holiday in exotic locations,
avoid an entourage with dubious relations.
Then there's you, so smart, full of diversity,
the one thing worse in all this trauma is me.
Written by
Barbara Steiner
Categories:
angst, bereavement, conflict, death, funny, grief
Gravely Mistaken
There was a man that lived they said
his whole life in grief and dread
A fool who did but once entwine
in his arms a maiden fine
Love for those in stories told
of how this legend would unfold
This lass on many a night
did leave her husband’s loving sight
To a cottage in the town
she would sneak without a sound
Inside a fire warm and glowing
secret shadows flames were throwing
Two alone they thought they were
until her husband did appear
Vengeance burned inside his chest
as the dagger pierced her breast
Dying words she did utter
“You jealous fool he’s my brother”
Written by
Lemuel Giviens
Categories:
anger, culture, feelings, funny, grief, inspirational
Its Time To Play
Its time to play
Its time to play
Play through the pit
The pit of the drum
Drum fire
Fire spit through
The flame
Terror from the eyes
All I can say is cope
Cope with a poke
Poked like Facebook in
A map, mapped out on destiny
Destiny Relive
Reilve from my child
Its time to play
Its time to play
Im stopping and starting
Trying to begin in this filed on men and mice
Who will stand up and who will fall?
The brave always struggle
Struggle but still rise
Im all about overcome
Overcoming jealousness
Its time to play……
Written by
New World
Categories:
appreciation, funny, grief, love, romance,
Funny Has Lots of Meanings
Love is a funny thing
And being in love is funnier still
Every memory, Each kiss and embrace
Lingers
Many things small and large make you
Words and deeds, thoughts and actions
Your eyes and smile with all they contain remain
Irresistible
Midnight doesn’t last forever
Dark gives way to the inexorable force of light
In daylight a heart breaks free to soar but can still
Ache
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, humorous,
Teeth Grief
Cleaning teeth, what a relief,
When you know where they have been,
What I forced them to eat today
Really was obscene.
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
divorce, funny love, giggle, grief, heartbreak, heartbroken
Train of Love
My heart's out on the train track
and the train is on it's way
When I think the whistle's blowing
and the breeze has lied to me
And I go about my business
knowing love is on the way
When the train must run me over
For the love to fell away
When its only time to tell me
That the train was running late
As it's only scheduled to me
when my moves were not that great
And my love could only fail
for my life to end this way
As it's only make-believe
that my love has come today
In a train that keeps on chugging
for an engine in dismay
Where I loved her for another
down the track past where I lay
Written by
Danielle Thompson
Categories:
animals, funny
Morning Grief
Sheba sat upon a leaf.
There began my morning grief.
For when I checked on him today
he hadn't moved since yesterday.
I shook the plant.
His body bobbed.
Panic set in as my heart sobbed.
I bit my lip.
I hid my pain.
Now, I must flush him down the drain.
Not wanting to react too soon,
I poked him with a metal spoon.
Not a fin twitched;
a second poke.
Alas! Sheba abruptly woke.
He darted off in a hurried swim.
Then glared at me for poking him.
I screamed in shock,
"I thought you were dead!
You stupid fish! Go back to bed!"
And as I sighed with great relief,
Sheba returned to his favorite leaf.
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
angst, conflict, funny, grief, humorous, image
Doves
I'm surrounded by doves.
They fly to my terrace.
I go to my window.
My arms out in Paris.
And oh; how I've passion
for these birds of great fame
as they **** on my patio-
Filthy Pigeons by name.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
grief, hair, humor,
Nevermore, Whatever For?
My eyes wandered through an old photograph.
Pausing suddenly, I dissolved in tears,
remembering how, the first half of half
of my life, you were with me all those years,
and how my young love, bonny, bright, and fair,
stroked you with fingers, delicate and soft,
as well she styled you, "beautiful blonde hair",
and admired you, as wind bore you aloft.
So, bitterly, I asked, why did you leave?
Slowly, bit by bit, I was abandoned,
to sadly mourn and hopelessly to grieve.
Yet, I struggle hard to understand and,
thinking philosophically, I say,
drying my tears away, "'twas only DNA".
Written by
Sierra Chen
Categories:
death of a friend, fun, giggle, grief, loss, remember
Little Fellow
A prayer for our household friend
Please bow our heads
Dear Little Fellow,
We’re very sorry
you are dead
suffocated in the trap
Hope
your last supper
was enjoyable: homemade roasted pine nuts
May you find peace
in mouse heaven
Reunite with your love ones
Aman
Written by
Nick Trim
Categories:
dream, grief, humorous, judgement, life, loss
I Dream My Thingy Falls Off
I have these dreams they sees to mock
my organ rhyming this line falls off
so I’ll pick it up in me hand and carry it around
nothing unusual there where it’s normally found
I’ll be trying to put it back on but it won’t attach
My organs gone I just collapse
I look down at me loss and it’s back there
but not as long or fat to be fair
and I start stressing cus I’m less impressing
to then wake up checking my blessing,
but I think I hate the fact I’m stuck with a small one
moreso than the moment it was all gone!
Written by
Emenaha Godwin Holiday
Categories:
anxiety, crazy, cry, deep, grief, humor
Can
You don't know how far I can
Go to do whatever I can
Only for you
Only for you
That's how I sleep.