Humorous and funny Gothic poems and/or funny poems about Gothic. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Gothic funny poems!
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
gothic, grave, halloween, humor, irony, nonsense, silly,
Old Friends
The Ghost denied
he was a Ghost,
though clearly
I saw through --
Someone I knew
in life, back then
quite pink, substantial
with lots
and lots to do –
tried and tried
convincing him
all to no avail,
myself even now
more pale
till recognized he
dear friend, himself
who had
read my eulogy….
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
blue, cheer up, gothic, halloween, humorous, silly, wisdom,
The Little Ghost
There once was a sad little Ghost,
teased for his fright-less boo --
unable to scare anyone, in fact,
attracting many a bull
(sounded like an amorous moo)
Oh, that poor little ghost! -- his white sheet always blue;
Maytag man suggested bleach: agitated back and forth~
Screech! Screech! Screech!…
(The saga of the Sad Little Ghost. Add to the saga in your comment: for example, the boo to the owl sounded like hoo...so he showed up with his Plagiarism lawyer~ etc.... The Witch heard the call as brew, or stew, so she got off her broom to prepare more gloom....)
Written by
Kamirynnand Chance
Categories:
emo, friendship, giggle, gothic, happiness, islamic, love,
Chamirynn
Kamirynn is pretty
And Chance is very awesome
Chance loves Kamirynn
Written by
Winsome Miller-Rowe
Categories:
color, devotion, emotions, funny love, gothic, halloween, scary,
Midnight Romance
How bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be flowing right here
Your cloak matches your obsidian brows
Absinthe is the green the grass we lie on
Love burning like charcoal as we carouse
Making our love last way before the dawn
Your sable hair reminds me of honey
And I crush my lips to yours oh so soft
I know that this is better than money
But do you agree? I noticed you coughed
Ash of roses the color I evoke
Before leaving you in a puff of smoke
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
community, funny, giggle, gothic, humor, sports,
wandering knight
once a knight named galahad
prayed for an olympiad
walking into a church
the people besmirched
now he is a nom-y-ad.
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
art, beautiful, beauty, dark, fantasy, gothic, humor,
Gothic Art
I have always been drawn to Gothic art
It doesn't mean that I play the part,
The art to me is dark and has fantasy all in one
Like Anime art that is really fun,
I guess we all have that dark side that is not revealed
But, trust me my love for Gothic art is for real,
It's a cool world all on it's own
And that fact that I did a page where my love for goth art is being shown.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
emo, funny, gothic, halloween, magic, scary,
Witches, Time To Go
The clock with no hands
Will appear on everyone’s walls
Time, it took to find you
When the midnight hour approaches
Do not run
For I have found you
So, don’t run no more
Come closer I await to meet you
At your hour
So, don’t go far
Time is a ticking
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
change, emo, gothic, heart, hilarious, mirror, poetry,
Miserable
There are times some mat be some what miserable
To me my life isn't bad enough to say it is terrible,
I am happy and blessed with my whole world
Those whom are not happy always live in turmoil,
Misery loves company they always say
yes it is sad that others do feel this way,
My heart goes out to those but, they have to be the ones wanting to change
The negativity they have in their souls needs to be rearranged.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
gothic, humorous,
Deep In the Basement
Deep in the basement of the east wing
Lady Penelope keeps a Thing
With big teeth and claws
And horrible jaws
And feeds it her husband’s old flings.
While sister Edith keeps under covers
A creature that crawls and gibbers and mutters,
That’s disgusting and spiny,
Appalling and slimy,
And feeds it her old boyfriends and lovers.
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
giggle, girl, golf, gothic, grandfather,
Fun Haiku
Short fun haiku
God didn`t like snakes
So he told lies about me
Man loath and fears me
I`m a crippled tree
In the middle of a wheat field
Doing nothing
I`m the big rock
The farmer ploughs around me
One day he bitterly says.
It was the tallest tree
In the petrified forest
Lightning struck in half
I`m the smallest tree
In the woods of trepidation
I starve to stunt growth
At the restaurant
I`m the last the waiters see
Serving stops at three
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
bird, funny, gothic, humor, humorous, poets,
The Circle
(Limerick}
The Circle of witches all heard a loud knock
"Come in!" Said a voice behind a big rock
But it wasn't "the Raven"
And sure wasn't a Haven
So all run out just wearin' socks and no frock!
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September 10, 2014
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
dark, gothic, humorous,
Cousin Eustace Makes Such a Horrible Sight
Cousin Eustace makes such a horrible sight
When he walks down the second-floor halls every night.
“He’s been up there for years,”
Said Aunt Agatha in tears,
“And it's such a bother when guests die from the fright.”
Written by
Joseph Guth
Categories:
god, gothic, humorous, irony,
Guth Is a God
In Ancient days names had definition
The Carpenters were of course Carpenters
Some names brought recognition
Jesus had many names, I know them well
Some called him the Son of God
But his mother used Emmanuel
Joseph Guth, My Father’s name
Not just German for Good, which was my claim
The Irish, the Germans use a word
Guth is for god, rather absurd
A royal noble name
I walk with each day
Just like you
Feet of clay
A god I am
What does that mean
I am not divine
And certainly not lean
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
february, first love, friendship, funny love, gothic,
Marvellous Life
Marvellous Life
Back then it is back then- so bloody long ago-
my heart sang when going home after seeing you
I crossed a bridge, and the water hummed a love
song and there was no troll under it being
sarcastic telling me love will not last how wrong
the troll was, love is the earth I walk upon it is
the olive tree, the sun and rain that fall it is a part
of what is beautiful in your heart and that you could
not take away the day you left. You made me free to
love the magnificence of reality and charity knowing
my life is wat it is supposed to be today.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
beautiful, cool, giggle, gothic, humorous, student,
Strip Tease
Strip tease
Pay and see such a great act
Everyone’s desires fulfilled
Watch with satisfaction for what your about to see
Catching your attention don’t fall asleep
And to begin my performance…
What the…
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
fun, funny, gothic,
Something To Get Your Teeth Into
YOU HAVE HEARD OF THE WRITER, BRAM STOKER,
HE WROTE ABOUT KILLING, WAS NO JOKER.
HE WOULD GO OUT EVERY NIGHT,
FOR SOME FOOD AND A QUICK BITE.
THEN TAKE SOMEONE HOME JUST, TO POKE HER.
10 10 7 7 10
SYLLABLES CHECKED.
IF I`M WRONG, BITE ME! lol
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
crazy, desire, evil, funny love, gothic, horror, scary,
Bug Eyed Lady By Aspartameloaf
by Aspartameloaf
Bug-eyed lady ugly lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Bug-eyed lady cavern's lady
Child of hellhounds, friend to none.
Written by
Desi Gall
Categories:
angst, beauty, color, gothic, how i feel, humor, riddle,
Metaphysics In Winter
Woman is a landscape
Soft and silent next to me;
Her hills and valleys,
Her forest and knoll.
Dawn stirs.
Time will
Fashion dark into gold,
Along a silent thread transmit
Its chemical metamorphosis.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
gothic, halloween, horror, humorous, hyperbole, mystery, writing,
A Halloween Diary
I wrote this last year. A cute Halloween Story. For those who haven't read it, I hope you enjoy. Happy Halloween! Not for children.
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/a_halloween_diary_6420
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
dark, gothic, humor,
- Vampire -
Vivid illustrations
Velvet draped black long cape
Vibration from bat wings
Veins cracked by his sharp teeth
Violets blue - not red
Virgin anemia
Vegetable soup, no thanks
Written by
Beatrix Macabre
Categories:
art, beautiful, beauty, class, confidence, crazy, dark, deep, drink, emotions, fear, fun, giggle, gothic, grave, horror, longing, lust, me, metaphor, mother, mystery, passion, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, scary, sensual, sexy, sick, sin, spanish, surreal, visionary, voice, wine, woman, women, word play, words, write, writing,
No One Is Looking
Cadence lowers its tenebrous tempo
Dulcet to a morose Memento Mori-bund
Lachrymose ribbon garnet fountain
Ruby rivulets in wine glass Chardonnay
Bubble floats to pop
Silence yet I sway
Miasma tang vitae oh Nueva
So they swing on a rope seputchra
Momma Mia mommy
Bites her lips
Somersault flips
Debauchery
In my hidden boutique adornment boudoir
My basement locked ossuary
Written by
Babafemi Yinka Olubodun
Categories:
addiction, betrayal, celebration, community, depression, gothic, humorous,
Splinters
The splinters of our marrow comes,
Shivering thunder for a lengthy spray-
Warmth beautifies our essence;
Glittering ray sends goose down spines!
She comes, nostalgia drums
The lily-borne sepulchre; its beauty I ponder
Goozy feelings; my road alone
This journey be tiresome
For I be so glad to take it
Come forth hither, the beauty of our land!
Hollow tremble, belly grumble
For its angels are generous in vision,
A journey, I delight thee.
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
betrayal, celebrity, chocolate, february, gothic, humor, valentines day,
Happy V-Day Mofo , Electropopdance-Poppop-Trapnu-Goth Pop
you got my hart
and its twisted and raw
guess what?
I, wrapped it in
some bloody SPONGE GAUZE
only to serve it to
my favorite god
so stop dragging it
through the mud
do you know how
much i don't
love you
right now!
I'm going to kill you
with my love
(hook three times )
I'm going
I'm going
love you
(hook two times)
beat it up
knock it out
I'm going to
i'm going to
drag it around
(hook one time)
I'm going to
i'm going to
love you to death
(hook said in whispers - many times and one time loud)
even if it kills
you
Happy Valentine's Day MOFO
(like the song "Bad Guy)
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
dark, death, food, gothic, humorous, imagination, riddle,
The Conqueror Worm
Of course, all straights are bent
our rotary motion
the further back we travel in
space, the greater the arc
apparent
even our words are subject to gravity
inclined toward earth, absorbed
long before eternity
some mine for jewels
I uncover the promises kept
and unkept...lies and truths
compacted to indistinguishable
masses – buried
with the bones of those who spoke them
absent lips and breaths
but a disgruntled grave digger I am not
just an insatiable book-worm
regurgitating my volume of Poe
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
art, confidence, giggle, gothic, hope, humorous, meaningful,
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