Humorous and funny Goodbye poems and/or funny poems about Goodbye. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Goodbye funny poems!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, nostalgia, word play,
The Good Old Days
One thing is for sure when tales are told
The "good old days" are sure to unfold
Now understand
What made them grand
Was that we weren't good and we weren't old!
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Good Night
“It is pointless me using this,” he said
As he held it laying in bed
He tried it again
Which made him feel great pain
So he slept with his night cap off of his head
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Good Samaritan
A guy was drunk in a bar
I offered to drive him home
He fell 5 times in the parking lot
So I couldn't leave him alone.
I got him home and he fell 4 more times
before we got to his stair
I said to his wife "Here's your husband"
She said "Yeah, but where is his wheelchair?"
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
holiday, humor,
Good Luck, Sam
GOOD LUCK, SAM
Shamrocks with green eggs and ham.
Resistance from Sam I Am.
If you offer him gold,
he won’t see the mold.
Leprechauns roar at the sham.
3/14/2017
Kim Merryman’s Luck of the Irish Limerick Contest
Written by
Darlene De Beaulieu
Categories:
humor,
Lets Have a Good Laugh
Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humor, retirement,
all good and some bad things come to an end
Retirement offers things new
I'm shouting a hip-hip yahoo
If what you’re feeling
Comes from a glass ceiling
Stop squealing and just say I'm through!
Retirement offers a lift
With no bad-*** boss who gets miffed
Since freedom will ring
The songs that I’ll sing
Sound more like those by Taylor Swift
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
city, humor, relationship,
Everything is for the Good
‘Tis a pity I live in the city
and you in a faraway wood
And yet, everything is for the good
~ You’ve never found me witty
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
drink, fantasy, funny, good night, happiness,
A Wee Irish Whiskey
I found myself
a good wee bottle
of 10 year old Irish whiskey
under my wee Irish down pillow
that must have been placed there
by the wee good leprechaun
tooth fairy
I could not bring myself
to hurt her wee feelings
so I opened it up
and drunk my wee Italian self
down to sleep
counting 40 pink plaid
wee Irish sheep
Written by
Bartholomew Williams
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,
Learning - a Good Investment
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
kids, funny, good night,
Mikey the Mango Muncher
Mikey is a mango muncher,
He just loves that yellow fruit,
It is orange on the outside
With fragrant aroma that's so beaut.
Once he takes that skin off
His taste buds do a loop-de-loop,
Munching all that yellow flesh,
It really is his favourite fruit.
Now the juice is running everywhere,
What a mess he's in,
It's dripping down both his cheeks
Just near Mikey's yellow grin.
Written by
Jimmy Anderson
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Emmmmm Good
The spring in my pants was so dandy.
She wanted to suck it like candy.
When she closed her eyes.
I gave my surprise.
Never saw a girl quite that handy!
For Francine Roberts "Wow me in 5 lines" contest
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
heaven, humorous, inspirational, money,
The Good Luck Penny
When I see a penny twinkle at me in the street,
It says, "Pick me up," down at my feet.
I slip it in my pocket and off I go,
With the good luck penny I could not forego.
It makes no difference if they are shiny, dirty, or black,
If I find a penny, I can’t turn my back.
They go home with me to my glass change jar,
And I save them to spend on a vacation afar.
Recently I went for a walk and found pennies galore.
There was a trail of pennies for 50 feet or more!
It was pennies, pennies, pennies- surely this was a sign…
That they had dropped from heaven, and I was on cloud nine!
6/25/16
Contest 206 Any Form, Any Topic, Max 12 Lines
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Awarded 9th Place
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humorous,
A Good Wife Is Hard To Find
When worked up and yelling a sight to behold
She was an expert on the art of the scold
But she was good in bed
And kept him well fed
And he was quite deaf if the truth be told
Written by
Leanne Tuftytift
Categories:
animal, cheer up, giggle, good night, natural disasters, romance, true love,
Lean On Me
Leanne loves milking her cows
Everyday she dreams of those cows when she is away
A noise she hears
Nay says the horse, Nay says the cows
Nay says Linda, Nay says James
Everyday she hears voices
LEANne on me.....
Please bare a moment to pray and have thought for the dairy farmers in the world :-(
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
adventure, funny, home, humorous, seasons, spoken word, winter,
A Good Winter's Cleaning
What are Cabinites all things you find when cleaning cabinet dwellers
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace, war,
Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
food, funny, new year, new years day,
Sounded Good At the Time
In the New Year I resolved to lose weight
I thought I'd start by using a small plate
But with a big sigh
I piled it up high
Dang, once more the idea not so great...
For the New Years Resolution contest.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku
Really Good Rap Song Horn Haiku
There are scores and scores
Of stores that have gone away
Too much have to pay.
When small star twinkles
Will we see all the wrinkles
As each one mingles.
Can you mingle late
Because you did have to wait
And anticipate.
Might mingle later
And prefer percolator
Coffee creator.
When things will percale
We should stand in a circle
Pray for miracle.
This won't want to miss
Really good rap song it is
Can be hers or his.
James Hilarious Thesarious Horn
Bolivia, NC
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
eve, fun, funny, funny love, good night, joy, kiss, leadership,
Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy
Cindy Cinnamon was a working gal
Lavender Lucy her very best pal
one night they tag teamed Mr. Ed
smoked a pound of panama red
Stormy Daniels did shots from a pail
12/26/18
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
funny, holiday, day,
A Not So Good Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is a day to be grateful,
Not a day to be grumpy or hateful.
But a burnt pumpkin pie,
And a turkey that's dry,
Might make it hard to be elateful.*
11/16/12
*(I realize elateful is not a word, but I claim poetic
license.)
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
humor,
Good News - Bad News
His Doc stated "You got a problem my friend",
when his examination was through!
"But, there again, the news isn't all bad!
We're naming this disease, after you"!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
care, funny, funny love, good morning, good night, goodbye,
The Oversized Plastic Coffee Cup Says
The oversized
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
says
Caution!
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
Written by
Team Poetrysoup
Categories:
funny,
A Good Haiku
this is a poem
and it is a good Haiku
I like turtle soup
Written by
Scott Harris
Categories:
appreciation, funny, imagery, together, uplifting,
Take Good Care of Your Egg
Aww, a blanket of men
With 18 hands
And happy feet
Around me stands
By smokey fires
Like a hippy
And keep me warm
When it gets nippy
Deep inside the penguin pile
Absorbing love, burrow and smile
18 arms and 18 legs
8 men and one happy egg :-)
Written by
Delysia Hendricks
Categories:
humor,
Life Be Good
Me slob clob be a dirty grey
me school an open alleyway
no sissy pens; we wield 'em guns
me canna count but me's no dunce
Clompers bare; me sneakers hocked
jiggle barefoot roll and rock
breathe in deep me dead-rat whiff
and suck me wacky backy spliff
Workavoidic be me graft
pleasure be a tankard draught
a willing gape to lard me wand
in Pete or Rex or busty blonde
Me rolled the slapper in the buff
caught the clap; she's up the duff
me downs no drink not alcoholic
comfy in me world shambolic
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