Humorous and funny Ghost poems and/or funny poems about Ghost. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ghost funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
halloween, humorous,
Oh How I Love Halloween - For Ghost Contest
I hear the doorbell ring and I rush to answer it
The heavy wooden door creaks and squeaks and groans
My face is a ghostly white, you can only just see my eyes and mouth
The children scream loudly and drop their bags of sweets in fright
Terrified they flee down the path not pausing to look back
I grab their sweets and quickly slam the door
I dash to the bathroom
Twenty minutes is up and its time to wash off my face pack
Hee hee hee it works every year
5th October 2014
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
blue, cheer up, gothic, halloween, humorous, silly, wisdom,
The Little Ghost
There once was a sad little Ghost,
teased for his fright-less boo --
unable to scare anyone, in fact,
attracting many a bull
(sounded like an amorous moo)
Oh, that poor little ghost! -- his white sheet always blue;
Maytag man suggested bleach: agitated back and forth~
Screech! Screech! Screech!…
(The saga of the Sad Little Ghost. Add to the saga in your comment: for example, the boo to the owl sounded like hoo...so he showed up with his Plagiarism lawyer~ etc.... The Witch heard the call as brew, or stew, so she got off her broom to prepare more gloom....)
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
corruption, culture, humorous, judgement, murder, political, religion,
Ghost Gun
Ghost Gun
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Was called to school one day
Johnny pee pants raised his hands
He was about to pray
Teacher yelled, “He’s got a gun!”
The cop shot Johnny dead
….Then read him his rights….
Years were spent on investigations
In hopes of finding a clue
The judge had called it a “Suicide”
Nothing else is new
Society went along for the ride
Thank goodness only one child died
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Still searches the school today
Preventing crimes and looking for fingers
Loaded and ready to fire
A lesson can be learned from this
That is, where not to pray
Do it in church
Or else you’ll be cursed
By the guns of the Holy Ghost ire
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
humorous,
Ghost Lady
A ghost living in an old lighthouse,
Frightening people, what a louse,
For many years she did reside,
Refusing to budge, no matter what tried,
Until someone introduced a mouse.
Written by
Carol Ann Crowley
Categories:
funny, me, love, me,
The Ghost of Love
One night while home all alone
and talking on the telephone
I heard a creaking on my stair
a man appeared out of nowhere
He floated to me near my bed
and these are the words he said
I'll do anything you want me too
If you let me make love to you
He kissed my lips, but his were cold
yet my arms around I did enfold
I felt no heart beat in his chest
the love he gave was the best
My hips were swaying to and fro
I did not want to let him go
Suddenly he just floated away
I hope he visits again one day
carolann crowley 10/01/2012
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny,
Last Night I Met An Incredible Ghost
Last night I met an incredible ghost
I offered him the cheese and chicken roast
The ghost was a gobbler
He was a bit hobbler
Wobbled all the way for his sweet next host
Written by
Augustus Black
Categories:
funny, girlfriend,
Ghost Girlfriend
Title - Ghost Girlfriend (Funny Poem)
On the walls, on the
ceilings, on the trees, she can
saunter anywhere.
________________________
Date - 7th January 2017
Written by
Jerome Malenfant
Categories:
humorous,
The Ghost In the Castle's Recesses
The ghost in the castle’s recesses
So frightened the lads and their lasses
With his shrieks and his moans
And with horrible groans;
“I’m just trying to find my damn glasses!”
Written by
Emmanuel Obeng Yeboah
Categories:
funny love, heartbroken, lost love,
Ghost Love
I sought to worship and love you the more
Amidst the gloom never a dull moment
I sacrificed my time, wealth, life, and my all
Wholeheartedly to make our love decent
You could just reflect back my love I wish
Then it will have flesh enough to be seen
You could dwell in the ocean like the fish
And swim in my love as had always been
But my yearn for a beloved other
You have proven there was no true essence
Now I conclude: Love should never matter
For matter got no lasting existence
Futile efforts raising love high above
Just to realise it was a ghost love.
15th October, 2020
Written by
Beverly Stock
Categories:
adventure, boat, destiny, fate, humor, poetry, water,
Ghost Ship
Sea Sick
Hurried Trip
Slow Drip
Rode Till
Boat Tips
Boat Sinks
Ghost Ship
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
funny, holiday
Dreaming of Ghost (Footle)
Nightmare
Shriek scare
Written by
Sandra Hoban
Categories:
funny, life,
Shadow Ghost
Shadow lines all around…
Above you, below you,
shadows cast by buildings,
people, animals, plants
trees and lots more...
The only shadow lines
that are freighting are
those cast by things…
You cannot see, for when
you turn to look, nothing
is there to make them…
Shadow ghost that is what
I call them, “Shadow Ghost”…
Do you see them as well as me?
By Sandra L. Hoban
©2004
Written by
Esha Sharan
Categories:
courage, fear, funny, halloween, night, poems, scary,
Macabre Joke On the Ghost
"Shadows cannot be killed,
No one can negotiate, you're a mere living"
Simpered the ghost.
"Phantasmic" I muttered with a stare
in hidden quivers of fear ready to explode.
"Now watch the macabre joke by the living"
said, conjuring my courage
switched the light back ON,
killing the dead again instantly
"Yeah! eat that, creep."
heard a maunder fading
"Not again" he got smoked making me smile.
Eyes wandered around, corner to corner
under the bed to the ceiling.
'anymore ghost from past, ready to get blast?'
snickering I slip into my sleep.
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, creation, humorous, imagination, surreal,
Ghost Writer
COMPULSIVITY
He wanted to write actually ... he wrote so much, so much
that wiped out all the trees in the city. the state, the country ...
With modernity, he moved to the computer ... compulsive as
how he was, wrote, typed, typed so much that it broke your keyboard,
another one and another until you break all keyboards of the market ...
A specific law was made for him, prohibiting him from writing ...
If he did, he would be arrested! for contempt, for writing too much!
He fled where it is unknown and turned GHOST WRITER ... writer
ghost
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humorous,
The Ghost Ii
The man was scared by a ghost
Then ran into a giant post
He was knocked out cold
Woke up and was told
That the ghost he feared had been toast
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
halloween,
Six Ghost Has a Sense of Humor
Two wild active Halloween spirits are spookier than most.
Sally senses them in the attic with her usual ghost.
I saw two of them but kept quiet, for I do not like to boast.
They wander in and out of my annual October wienie roast.
Tell me their names then challenges my weird cousin Kevin.
The ghosts laugh. One tells me “say I am Six and he is Seven.”
Six’s sense of humor makes me happy and I smile and sing.
They are friends of mine. It is all you need to know, ding-a-ling.
Written by
Craig Sipe
Categories:
humorous,
Ghost Mall
Ghost Mall
The chess king
still searches for
his foxmoor inside
the ghost mall;
she slips behind
a casual corner
somewhere
down by the Gimbels
sipping an Orange Julius
with Hot Sam.
No one sees
the old
bypass men
traipsing around
the dry fountains
overandover
in their white
Kinney’s
others
loop-de-loop,
over the Scoop
and under the
kiosk bone fields
stopping to
prayby
the Lazarus door
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny,
Ghost Town Night Out
Ghost town night out.
I was passing through this town one night.
No street lights Were on they were old.
The old bar doors was open
I heard a sound of music from inside.
But as I walk to the steps, I could see nothing inside.
When I walked through the door to my surprise.
There was a bar full of glasses all half full.
But nothing was there.
The sound of music coming from the corner.
The old piano was just a playing. With no one at the keys.
The stairs were all but broke.
But suddenly I almost had a stroke.
The curtain on the stage it began to rise.
I heard voice but could not see anyone at all
This was so funny because the sign out side
Read ghost town night out.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
christmas, humor, irony,
Marley's Ghost Revisited
If it isn't my old friend Ebenezer,
why you ugly grizzled geezer!
Have some tea (or soup) of barley,
This is your pal, Jacob Marley.
You needn't be so ghostly white.
There is no reason for your fright.
You've been reading evil books.
That explains your worried looks.
You won't hear rattling chains or moans.
Your business practices, I condone.
Money's good everywhere, even heaven's gate.
You don't need to fear your fate.
Written by
Larry Bradfield
Categories:
humorous,
A New Ghost
There once was a new ghost from Limon
Who was banished to spend death alone
He'd had no flair to flaunt
Didn't know where to haunt
So he spent Halloween on the phone
10-16-19
Contest: A New Halloween Inspired Limerick
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
A Little Ghost
A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee,
Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be.
The princess, at dawn's light,
In the garden so bright,
Found ice hidden by a fig leaf, quite a mystery!
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
cat, giggle, halloween, humor, scary,
Kitty Ghost Host
Kitty Ghost Host
My cat Champ's a gracious host this Halloween night
Filling each bag with three Snickers and a Kit-Kat bite
But is reality blurring?
Champ floats by me purring
He's a translucent ghost-host, such a frightful sight!
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
Ghost
A ghost tried to scare people off
But they gave him the big brush-off
He cried his heart out
And started to sprout
Then suddenly he took off