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Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
animals, funny
A gecko who represents GEICO
My fame sure continues to grow
And because I am cute
I have money to boot
Who’d guess I’d been raised in a ghetto
Insurance I’m in, so let’s begin
Assessing your worth, to your chagrin
No policy covers
That place where you hover
Think we insure bats? You’re mistaken!
*NOT a contest entry
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
Geico's Gecko is a strange little dude
Talking funny and strolling in the nude
But be that as it may
I'm sure he earns his pay
At selling insurance he's mighty shrewd
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
Wouldn't it be strange if all of a sudden that Allstate Insurance wizard,
Got choked up and began speaking Aussie like unto that little lizard!
Conversely, wouldn't it be mighty odd if the Geico Gecko should,
Elect to speak in those sonorous tones be be understood!
Folks would be perplexed determining if "You Are In Good Hands" assurance,
Or "It's So Easy A Cave Man Can Do It 15 Minutes Could Save A Bundle" insurance!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
animals, fantasy, funny, life, nature
Hidden
Out of sight
Usually by day
Safely tucked away
Eats insects and cockroaches yum! yum!
Goes clings to ceiling runs
Everywhere at night
Cause you don't want anyone to
Know that you
Own a house gecko
(Because everyone needs one(house gecko) but no one would want people to know they
have one. Strictly fictional even thought some truth.)
Poem Details | by
Chinedum Ekwobi |
Categories:
adventure, celebrity, funny, war,
Not for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is your Wall Gecko”
‘The Nick, no fear, re-echo’
Has Beko goals of Decoy?
In Nick ‘Gecko’ Gold’s Alloy?
Just what is wrong with Beko
And where does this dreams anchor?
Nickname for operation
We watch with admiration
Dwelling on strained relations
And men saving their nations:
‘Shooting’ their occupation,
Out of barracks: their station:
Towards battlefront with chants:
“Wall Gecko for you, Doomed Ants”