Humorous and funny Fox poems and/or funny poems about Fox. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Fox funny poems!
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
The Old Fox
Once there was a man called More Sky,the Old Fox
fellow believes "All strategies have defence" cause
"Limit to growth" adapt
"Sustainable development" adapt
bloody how could MODE:I screw the Old Fox?
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny,
What Does the Fox Say
No fox is hungrier
than the one hiding to catch
a squirrel so small.
The fox hasn't eaten
in days and her stomach growls,
she watches every move.
The poor squirrel is
unaware of the fox's intent,
and just ignores her.
The fox moves forward,
takes off as to get her meal:
fraka-fraka-kow!
Written by
Haiku Dragon
Categories:
bird, humor,
What Does the Fox Say
facebook and twitter
we love social media-
little bird goes tweet
Written by
Don Ruch
Categories:
funny, humor,
What Does the Fox Say
Megan Fox speeds off
On her motorbike, she mounts
what does the fox say?
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
body, dance, giggle,
The Fox No Longer Trots
I used to do the hokey-pokey
fox trot, jitterbug, cha-cha-cha
When I try to dance now
my body says ~ ha, ha, ha
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
humor,
What Does the Fox Say
crafty little fox
well-schooled in vernacular
speaks by sleight of tongue
I hereby dedicate this fox phrase -- “A-hee-aee ha-hee!” in a sleightly altered accent- “A-hee- aha -hee!” to link the crafty fox with the crux of haiku – the aha. And, just an "oh by the way" - go Ylvis! (Norway’s comedy duo) "Fox" has topped the charts at You Tube. It has replaced Norway's A-ha band’s "Take on Me" No. 1 hit from way back in 1985.
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written February 28, 2014
Written by
Viviane Leite
Categories:
animals, friendship, funny, pets,
Fox Paulistinha
He grabbed and tore my jeans as I came in
Then raced over, pretty much, everything
Then showed me his teeth as I sat down
And growled hard, I wouldn’t even frown.
So he placed his toys on my feet
Brought his bowl and pretended to eat
Then jumped to my side
Placed his head on my thigh
Closing his eyes with a sigh
After a long attempt to bite his tail,
And since everything else had failed.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humor,
Jodie Catherine Lynn Fox
Here lies Jodie Catherine Lynn Fox
Slipped and fell in a patch of phlox
Hit her head on a stone
There she lay silent prone
We put her remains in a new frocked box
Written June 2, 2022
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
america, endurance, humor, parody, political, satire, usa,
Wily Old Fox - In Biden's Own Words
I bend and I sway,
I’m a wily old fox,
Let Trump rue the day
I jumped from my box.
I’m now running wild
On the meadows I love,
My colleagues quite riled
As I give them a shove.
Third time’s a real charm,
I’m the man of the hour,
The one to wreak harm,
As they all run and cower.
They say I’m too old,
But little they know
My stamina’s great,
So let them all crow.
The fun’s barely started,
I’m riding the wave,
My victory charted,
The country I’ll sway.
My friendly demeanor,
My steely resolve,
Trump’s fight may be meaner,
But watch this evolve.
The media’s all with me,
The Unions can’t wait,
So just wait and see
Me become head of State.
Written by
Sally Soucie
Categories:
animal, happy, humorous, funny, me,
A Fox She Is
A FOX SHE IS
SHE WALK LIKE A FOX
A FOX SHE IS
WALKING ON HER TAIL
SO YOU CAN CALL ME FOX
IT FUNNY
I THINK I A FOX
U THINK
I CAN TALK LIKE A FOX
N KNOW I CAN BE A FOX
LIKE ME
IT AIN'T ALL THAT BAD
I CAN TELL U
KNOW A FOX IS A FOX
SMART FOX LOL
THAT FUNNY
FOX A HEART
I WILL SMILE
IT FUNNY WAY TO BE FOXI
LAUGHING
LIKE ME
A FOX SHE IS
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
allegory, animals, faith, fantasy, food, funny, imagination, inspirational, introspection, nature
Sly Ole Fox
Sly red fox sneaking around
The master's great estate
Watching and waiting for one
To open the gate to the crate
That housed a hen that was a ten
She was fat and sleek with plenty to eat
Rested, refreshed with leisure complete
That sly ole fox found a spot
Hidden from view so he thought
He watched as the master
Opened the crate door letting
The fat hen come out and explore
So that's how to get at that hen
I'll dress up and just pretend
That I am the master of the estate
Then I'll just open the gate
I'll get that hen that is a ten
And for lunch I'll invite her in
But in the pot of stew she will go
She'll make dumplings for me to show
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Biloxi Fox
I once knew a gal from Biloxi
Who was known for being quite foxy
Often she was giving,
But made a good living
And sometimes she worked as a proxy.
written June 27, 2021
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
animal, city, environment, humor,
A Fox In Concrete Jungle
A red fox suddenly creeps
out of hiding in Rick's shed,
startling him...
"Whoa! Aren't you a fish out of water, sly one?," he asks
The fox freezes for a second,
confused by the question.
Rick fires off two more...
"So, what brings you to my neck of the woods?"
"Are you headed back to the wild?
And what did the fox say back, you wonder?
Nothing.
It snarled at Rick and slinked away
in a huff, furious...
it was called a "fish"
Date written: 09/06/2020
Written by
Vladimir Tumanov
Categories:
animal, humorous, sound,
What Does the Fox Say
What the fox says I cannot declare.
Some might say it's the fox's affair.
Does it yodel or purr?
Does it bark like a cur?
To be honest, I don't really care.
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
animal, humor,
The Fox
The fox was looking for a mate
So, that he could take on a date
To help cure his lonely heart
But no one played the part
Which caused his heart to deflate