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Poem Details | by
Glen Enloe |
Categories:
cowboy-western, food, funny, social,
I think that I shall never see
A cowboy that eats toe-foo—
Sech a dern thang jest could not be
In this ol’ bunkhouse crew!
Real men eats beef an’ pork an’ beans—
And all thangs within their reach—
Us real cowpokes drink coffee black—
Turn noses up at quiche!
Veggies should stay in ranch gardens—
These lips will taste no yogurt!
Good stew and biscuits make amends—
Seaweed makes bellies hurt!
Give us jerky or give us death—
Give us beans till we’re all blue—
But with all your strength and your breath—
Don’ serve us no toe-foo!
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
fun, funny,
Kukung Foo was caught in a coup
Ended up at the jail of Zoo
Monkey bored him stiff
Donkey was a piff
He had many trials to go through
© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY
20 December 2014
Poem Details | by
Mary Nagy |
Categories:
friendship, funny, happiness, on writing and words, people, may,
If it takes fancy language
to make your eyes delight
you may not want to read this
or hey, maybe you might! ?
I don't use words like ''Fabulous! ''
or ''That's simply divine! ''
I might say ''Hey, I like that! ''
or ''Wow, now that is FINE! ''
You'll never see a ''Thou'' here
and you'll never spot a ''Thee''
I can't pronounce the big words.
They're not my cup of tea!
I may say ''What the heck was that? ''
or ''Woohoo! I feel good! ''
I see no sense in ''foo-foo'' words
if they're not understood.
Poem Details | by
Greg Gaul |
Categories:
fun, funny, words,
Bite a funny
Fill your tummy
Find word fun
Try a pun
Shed your yokes
Grab some jokes
Free bee honey
Tastes so yummy
You do foo-foo
Tell a loo loo