Humorous and funny Flying poems and/or funny poems about Flying. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Flying funny poems!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
unfortunate singer
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, flying, humorous,
She's Not Leaving On a Jet Plane
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!
Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one
Jan Allison
12th April 2016
Written by
Phillip Arnold
Categories:
animal, bird, flying, humanity, humorous, i am, spoken word,
Birdperson
Birdpeople, they fly. birdpeople they glide. you wont see them. they live in the trees, watching you breath and breed. Those nasty human beings. doesn't this world belong to everything?
dictated by Jason Scogin.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
flying, fun, humorous,
Wing Walker Smooth Talker For Tom Cunningham
His instructor said he must wear tights
Most essential in these sorts of flights
Fred said take them away
Folks would think I was gay
The truth is that Fred’s scared of heights
Fred fibbed that he’d been a wing walker
A falsehood, this sure was a corker
His relations soon found
He did not leave the ground
It’s a good job he’s a fast talker!
Inspired by The Wing Walker by Tom Cunningham
https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_wing_walker_990038
2/06/18
Written by
Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories:
funny, life, people, social,
The Flying Saucer
the flying saucer
missing my head by an inch
did you notice it?
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
flying, history, humor, silly, word play,
Making Airplanes
Making airplanes is Wichita's main thing
The worlds air capital, said Bing news last spring
Cessna, and Lear jet
Are great you can bet,
But there was a story about Boeing on Bing!
Written by
Isaiah Zerbst
Categories:
flying, freedom, humor, sky, smile,
Flying High
Flying in the great blue sky,
Like a grinning fool.
Flying fast, and flying high;
Didn't check the fuel.
Written by
Jess Link
Categories:
flying, funny, happy, tree,
Busy Bee
The Happy Little Bee
Was Busy In His Tree
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, humorous,
Why I'M Glad Elephants Can'T Fly
I looked at a bird flying high
Its poop landed up in my eye
I looked such a disgrace
As it slid down my face
Folks laughed, but I wanted to cry
FICTION WRITE!
01~06~17
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
flying, fun, humor, travel,
It's Time To Pray
At the Airport two plonkers did say
If the Pilots female it's time to pray
Wow, how sexist are we
To say such so free
Hopefully we'll see her reversing display
.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, funny,
Flying Reindeer
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor, humorous,
ufo
ufos fly lake erie
and blow air force theory
for each tows signs
flashing these lines
we stole a cow from oleary.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anxiety, england, flying, funny, humor, humorous, london,
flying dutchman
once a pilot from london
always carried an onion
but when he would speak
his flight crews would freak
so now he brings a bourbon.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
funny, life, philosophy,
Flying a White Flag
the best protocol
for flying a white flag
is to hang it
on a stiff erect stick
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
funny, flying,
The Flying Lessons
The Flying Lessons
By Elton Camp
Joe decided that he wanted to learn to fly
To pilot an airplane right up into the sky
At the edge of town, was a flying school
To earn his pilot’s license made him drool
So he jumped into his car and drove out
What he saw gave him reason to doubt
The remains of a plane caught in a tree
Caused him to turn around and flee
(To see a picture of the plane, go here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/123368972/The-Flying-Lessons )
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
farewell, flying, fun, funny, giggle, humor, sky,
drop in traveler
i once knew a girl named sloot
who liked to travel by chute
dropping into a town
she would leave with a frown
due to the awful commute.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
fear, funny,
The Flying Wheel
The flying wheel spins,
screams of kids terrify me...
I hope they are fine.
I hope they are fine,
with hair sticking out like wheat...
" Stop that flying wheel!" I scream.
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humor,
Flying Donkey
I'm only supposed to eat carrots
and carry large loads for no pay,
so winching me up the Cathedral
was not in my plans for the day.
The crowd below seemed quite excited
as over their heads I shot past,
till the zip wire could bear me no longer
then it was my turn to kick ***.
To say I was grateful to those folk
who cushioned my fall, there's no doubt.
So I left them a gift for their rose beds- I hope that it all washes out.
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
flying, golf, humor, life, light, lost, water,
Ball Hawking
I roam the edge of the roughs, ponds 'n streams
For illusive precious golf spheres per chance
Long looks through silt sifting for glints it seems
That make themselves appear to start the dance
Bits of dimpled light that want once again
Away from their sunken settled dark place
To take full flight across the verdant glen
And put a simple smile on one's bright face
For when you find a lost ball, dearest friend
They share great joys and awful torrid tears
What begins anew from someone else's end
Those round companions can go on for years
So live 'n walk ever searching to gawk
The vagary life of the true Ball Hawk
Colored pencil illustration G. Gaul 2023
Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
africa, flying, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
Drunk Pilot
The flight two-o-seven is three hours late.
Drunk pilot exchanged all the maps for his bail.
The lions and tigers will be more than just happy.
The plane has successfully touched Serengeti ;-D
Written by
Kevin Shaw
Categories:
adventure, animal, dog, flying, humor, silly, word play,
Boris the Beagle
Boris the Beagle
This is the story of Boris the Beagle,
Fearless and brave like Eddie the Eagle.
Ski jumps, sky dives, death defying dare,
Hang gliding stunts, spinning in the air.
High speed zip wire, Boris on the line,
Jumping off a bridge into the brine.
Planning a wing walk over the sea,
Strapped to a plane, how brave is he?
Bungee jumping down Niagara Falls,
Our Beagle abseils, skyscraper walls.
Invited to perform at the Royal Variety show,
But he’s flying with the Red Arrows,
So, unfortunately can’t go.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
flying, humorous,
Hotshot Pilot
Hotshot
Pilot
Did loop
Oh, poop!
Flamed out
No doubt!
He bailed
Chute failed!
Bad chute
Oh, shoot!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
flying, funny, humor, parody,
The Flying Nun Flies No More
Last week was the Flying Nun's last flight.
Last week she flew to an amazing height.
She flew into outer space and collided with the Sun.
It was the worst case of sunburn, she was well done.
She only weighed 90 pounds and she could fly because she was so thin.
But when we look up in the sky, we won't see Sister Bertrille ever again.
If she had survived, she would've screamed "Ouch!" because she would've been so sore.
The Flying Nun flew but she flies no more.
(This poem is a parody of the TV show.)
Written by
Carl Dunford
Categories:
funny, hope, sports,
Flying the Flag.
Here in Germany today,
going to fly the flag,
it's the friendly England v U.S.A.
Beckham, Rooney, Terry too,
all the fans rooting for you.
Next month,begins the E.M .(Europen Championship)
The flag I can not fly,
England didn't' qualify.
So today make us proud,
let us hear the cheering crowd.
England do your best,
lay the football, ghost's to rest,
and show us what you ,
can do.Score the,
winning goals tonight,
then every thing will be all right.
Tomorrow, when I walk,
out the door,
my neighbour, won't laugh,
about the score!
Written by
Ravi Kiran
Categories:
destiny, flying, funny, humorous,
Flying
Let's b honest you know I can fly,
I flew so many times
and so far places.
will be flying more too
although not all by myself.
I would if I could
but you see I got no wings
from time to time
over and again
I had to borrow
from the mechanised bird
in the past.
About flying in future, I will tell you
when I can time travel too.
For now I am trying to teleport
away from you... :P (near to you ... )
-Ravi