Humorous and funny Flight poems and/or funny poems about Flight. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Flight funny poems!
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
friendship, funny
The Flight of the Moonbee
(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)
You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humor, travel,
The Joy of Flight
Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.
A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.
Left my brief case at the gate.
Doggone flight is runnin' late.
Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
bird, humor, ocean, woman,
Seagulls Take Flight
Seagulls Take Flight
Rose strolled alone on a warm sandy beach
as salty sea foamy waves crept to reach
net her toes as the wind rose
She Jump from getting wet toes
instead fell back on her butt with a screech
Beach bumming seagulls came flying around
while Rose sat embarrassed on the wet ground
Plop! Whitewash flopped on her head
then up to the air they fled
flapping, squawking, with snapping hungry sounds
4/27/2017
Written by
Jon Fieni
Categories:
adventure, angst, humorous,
Flight of the Lemon
I awoke this morning,
All was Grand.
Till I met my neighbor....
A lemon in her hand.
“Hold still” she shouted
“A target I need”.
So there I stood
As in a freeze.
She looked at me
Both up and down
She judged the wind
Without a sound.
She swung her arm
With all her might.
A yellow blur.....
The lemon took flight.
At me, At me
The lemon did fly.
Numb with fear
I closed each eye.
I felt a breeze
Pass by my face.
She missed! She missed!
By God’s good Grace....
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Paddy's Flight
Our Paddy wanted to learn how to fly
He climbed up on the roof to give it a try
He dropped like a stone
And started to groan
"Perhaps a rule of physics I didn't apply"…
Einstein Quote-
A man who never made a mistake never tried
anything new…
Written by
Paulette Calasibetta
Categories:
humorous,
Failed Flight
A Wild turkey, bulbous bodied, wings flapping in the breeze;
Determined to fly, whoops, he fell to his knees!
For: "Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest"
date: 11/22/21
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
Written by
Dana Young
Categories:
dream, fantasy, funny, imagination, silly,
Fanciful Flight of Frilled Imagination
Sure... an old man in ballet slippers
can make you smile,
but soon, he too must
don overalls and mud boots.
Tabby cats turning cartwheels
and curly-haired dogs
in dotted clown suits
can take your mind to
funny places for awhile,
but eventually the crocodile circuses
and that tattooed frog
plowing apricot fields
must disappear, as forbidden
fruits cannot be glued
back onto trees.
So dream while you can,
go to whimsical isles,
drink coconut wine
and glide over the seas,
tango with lovers,
sing Sinatra songs,
cry with a friend and
jump in mud puddles-
forgive yourself and flout the wind
then begin the new day Hercules strong.
Written by
Joanna Davis
Categories:
adventure, funny, giggle, imagination, philosophy, romance,
Solo Flight
Solo Flight
Solo Flight
I’m going solo, next time round,
*Cause no brave knight, have I found.*
Who’s good enough, to rest his head,
Upon my silken, feather, bed?
I’m going solo, with no reservation,
Without maybes, buts, or procrastination.
I’ll seek some alternative recreation,
On which to channel, my frustration.
In which to put my soul and heart,
like psychology, law, or Egyptian art!
With me, mankind would one giant step forward~~~~leap,
Or maybe, I’ll just go back to sleep.
Tomorrow’s another day, to start over,
Relentlessly seeking my four-leaf clover!
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
The Miracle of Flight
It has been said that the miracle of aviation
Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation
Than 50000 components flying in close formation
And hopefully all bound for the same destination
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, flying, giggle,
Fledgling Crash Lands On Its Maiden Flight
Delight...
First flight
From nest
Tries best
Hits tree
Dear me!
Bent beak
Loud squeak
Throbbin
Robin
11-29-17
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
animals, funny
Falling Flight
three black crows
sip from a wild cherry tree
a drunken fall
Written by
Nana B.
Categories:
body, desire, dream, fantasy, hilarious, sensual, valentines day,
Flight of Fancy
Unbuttoned night dress
Playful kisses in the dark
One can only dream
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
flying, humorous,
Solo Flight
Kicks tires
Checks wires
Full stop
Revs prop
Must heed
Airspeed
Thumbs up
Climbs up
No sweat
(Not yet)
Alas
No gas
In spin
Chagrin
No chute
Oh shoot
Bad day
Mayday
Crashed plane
On plain
Washout
No doubt
Written by
Kewayne Wadley
Categories:
black african american, crush, for her, funny love, love,
In-Flight
I suppose the best part of it all
Was that I fell out of my shoes.
Where most would be embarrassed.
In a strange twist I felt a calm peace.
I had nothing to hide,
Outside of the fact that I was falling.
Fall fast I did.
The most beautiful of facts, pleasing to the ear drum of desire.
The harmony of her kicking my chair.
Me falling flat against the ground.
A beautiful sound echoes about in memory.
A short in-flight movie of me falling back into one of the biggest smiles I've ever seen.
House shoes flying through the air.
I assume that I wasted too much time.
So she took matters into her own hand.
Well foot at least.
My inspiration
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
humor,
This Flight Tonight
A strange thing happened to me last night
On the computer, caught in the wife's sight
Hey, what are you doing
Some internet viewing
I told her I was looking at cheap flights
The next thing we were lying on the floor
Amazing sex like never before
What prompted this start
She's never ever liked darts
Sharp exit as I head for the door
Based on a Joke I heard at work :)
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
humor,
Flight Fatigue
I just flew in from Germany
and my arms are tired and weary.
Written by
Delice Arleen Skelly
Categories:
humor,
Flight of the Mind
flight is easy, close your eyes, take off
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04/06/2022
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, sports,
Direct Flight - Paris to LA
Mondo left the ground to soar
in the Olympic games of twenty-four.
So, next Olympics, he would not be late,
He came down again in twenty-eight.
Written by
Scott Kruize
Categories:
appreciation, encouraging, humor, humorous, motivation, space, tribute,
Mars Flight Vindicated
I stand by my assertion Mars has next-to-zero AIR
That justifies my skeptical view AIRcraft can't fly there
But in my poem composing, I did leave myself an 'out'
I can't have people thinking I'm a foolish clueless lout!
We knew already JPL and NASA pull such tricks
as to convince Terrestrials they're Total Clever Dicks
Inventive and resourceful and most ingenious
They made an 'Ingenuity' whose flights were seen by us!
My admiration for their work is second to no one.
I learn from them, my mind expands, with elements of fun...
Our Solar System's large enough to hold much mystery
So can those T.C.D.s progress in solving them? Let's see!
Written by
Beata Agustin
Categories:
appreciation, boy, child, christian, god, humor, mother son,
FLIGHT WITH MY CHILD
Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight*, Lord. Vroom!*Deuteronomy 32:30 How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight, except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up?
April 5, 2024
1st place, "Vo dee oh doe" Dodoitsu Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues; judged on 5/28/2024
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
history, humor,
Enjoy Your Flight
The doubters were stifled as doubters will
When a plane took off on Kill Devil Hill,
Just after Wilbur said to Orville Wright,
“Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy your flight”.
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Da Vinci's Catastrophic Cat Flight
Leonardo, with sketches so grand,
Tried to teach his cat how to land.
It soared from the roof,
With a "Meow!" and a poof,
"That's not flight," he said, "misunderstand?"
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Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Flight Attendants
Flight Attendants
If women flight attendants stand with
digits on their
hips and
elbows turned away the
pilots won’t
fall asleep.