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Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
friendship, funny
(Hey, Moonbee! Wait up!...)
You're visiting friends on Titan I hear?
My starship's broke down (In the shop I fear)
Wow...SATURN'S a long FLIGHT
Hitch a ride? Well ALRIGHT!
Could you drop me off at the moon, my dear?
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humor, travel,
Kids scream in my ears - I just want to cuss.
A drunk next to me causes quite a fuss.
Left my brief case at the gate.
Doggone flight is runnin' late.
Next time I travel I'm ridin' the bus!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Vacation Humor" Contest
Poem Details | by
Eve Roper |
Categories:
bird, humor, ocean, woman,
Seagulls Take Flight
Rose strolled alone on a warm sandy beach
as salty sea foamy waves crept to reach
net her toes as the wind rose
She Jump from getting wet toes
instead fell back on her butt with a screech
Beach bumming seagulls came flying around
while Rose sat embarrassed on the wet ground
Plop! Whitewash flopped on her head
then up to the air they fled
flapping, squawking, with snapping hungry sounds
4/27/2017
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
Our Paddy wanted to learn how to fly
He climbed up on the roof to give it a try
He dropped like a stone
And started to groan
"Perhaps a rule of physics I didn't apply"…
Einstein Quote-
A man who never made a mistake never tried
anything new…
Poem Details | by
Jon Fieni |
Categories:
adventure, angst, humorous,
I awoke this morning,
All was Grand.
Till I met my neighbor....
A lemon in her hand.
“Hold still” she shouted
“A target I need”.
So there I stood
As in a freeze.
She looked at me
Both up and down
She judged the wind
Without a sound.
She swung her arm
With all her might.
A yellow blur.....
The lemon took flight.
At me, At me
The lemon did fly.
Numb with fear
I closed each eye.
I felt a breeze
Pass by my face.
She missed! She missed!
By God’s good Grace....
Poem Details | by
Dana Young |
Categories:
dream, fantasy, funny, imagination, silly,
Sure... an old man in ballet slippers
can make you smile,
but soon, he too must
don overalls and mud boots.
Tabby cats turning cartwheels
and curly-haired dogs
in dotted clown suits
can take your mind to
funny places for awhile,
but eventually the crocodile circuses
and that tattooed frog
plowing apricot fields
must disappear, as forbidden
fruits cannot be glued
back onto trees.
So dream while you can,
go to whimsical isles,
drink coconut wine
and glide over the seas,
tango with lovers,
sing Sinatra songs,
cry with a friend and
jump in mud puddles-
forgive yourself and flout the wind
then begin the new day Hercules strong.
Poem Details | by
Joanna Davis |
Categories:
adventure, funny, giggle, imagination, philosophy, romance,
Solo Flight
Solo Flight
I’m going solo, next time round,
*Cause no brave knight, have I found.*
Who’s good enough, to rest his head,
Upon my silken, feather, bed?
I’m going solo, with no reservation,
Without maybes, buts, or procrastination.
I’ll seek some alternative recreation,
On which to channel, my frustration.
In which to put my soul and heart,
like psychology, law, or Egyptian art!
With me, mankind would one giant step forward~~~~leap,
Or maybe, I’ll just go back to sleep.
Tomorrow’s another day, to start over,
Relentlessly seeking my four-leaf clover!
Poem Details | by
Paul Curtis |
Categories:
funny
It has been said that the miracle of aviation
Is that the aeroplane is nothing more in interpretation
Than 50000 components flying in close formation
And hopefully all bound for the same destination
Poem Details | by
Paulette Calasibetta |
Categories:
humorous,
A Wild turkey, bulbous bodied, wings flapping in the breeze;
Determined to fly, whoops, he fell to his knees!
For: "Your Funniest Couplet Ever Poetry Contest"
date: 11/22/21
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bird, flying, giggle,
Delight...
First flight
From nest
Tries best
Hits tree
Dear me!
Bent beak
Loud squeak
Throbbin
Robin
11-29-17
Poem Details | by
Nana B. |
Categories:
body, desire, dream, fantasy, hilarious, sensual, valentines day,
Unbuttoned night dress
Playful kisses in the dark
One can only dream
Poem Details | by
Patricia Sawyer |
Categories:
animals, funny
three black crows
sip from a wild cherry tree
a drunken fall
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
humor,
A strange thing happened to me last night
On the computer, caught in the wife's sight
Hey, what are you doing
Some internet viewing
I told her I was looking at cheap flights
The next thing we were lying on the floor
Amazing sex like never before
What prompted this start
She's never ever liked darts
Sharp exit as I head for the door
Based on a Joke I heard at work :)
Poem Details | by
Kewayne Wadley |
Categories:
black african american, crush, for her, funny love, love,
I suppose the best part of it all
Was that I fell out of my shoes.
Where most would be embarrassed.
In a strange twist I felt a calm peace.
I had nothing to hide,
Outside of the fact that I was falling.
Fall fast I did.
The most beautiful of facts, pleasing to the ear drum of desire.
The harmony of her kicking my chair.
Me falling flat against the ground.
A beautiful sound echoes about in memory.
A short in-flight movie of me falling back into one of the biggest smiles I've ever seen.
House shoes flying through the air.
I assume that I wasted too much time.
So she took matters into her own hand.
Well foot at least.
My inspiration
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
flying, humorous,
Kicks tires
Checks wires
Full stop
Revs prop
Must heed
Airspeed
Thumbs up
Climbs up
No sweat
(Not yet)
Alas
No gas
In spin
Chagrin
No chute
Oh shoot
Bad day
Mayday
Crashed plane
On plain
Washout
No doubt
Poem Details | by
Delice Arleen Skelly |
Categories:
humor,
flight is easy, close your eyes, take off
Flight Poetry
Contest
Sponsored
by:
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04/06/2022
Poem Details | by
Bernard F. Asuncion |
Categories:
humor,
I just flew in from Germany
and my arms are tired and weary.
Poem Details | by
Scott Kruize |
Categories:
appreciation, encouraging, humor, humorous, motivation, space, tribute,
I stand by my assertion Mars has next-to-zero AIR
That justifies my skeptical view AIRcraft can't fly there
But in my poem composing, I did leave myself an 'out'
I can't have people thinking I'm a foolish clueless lout!
We knew already JPL and NASA pull such tricks
as to convince Terrestrials they're Total Clever Dicks
Inventive and resourceful and most ingenious
They made an 'Ingenuity' whose flights were seen by us!
My admiration for their work is second to no one.
I learn from them, my mind expands, with elements of fun...
Our Solar System's large enough to hold much mystery
So can those T.C.D.s progress in solving them? Let's see!
Poem Details | by
Beata Agustin |
Categories:
appreciation, boy, child, christian, god, humor, mother son,
Vroom-vroom with my special child
Zooming high in his plane-car
Hep-hurray! He’s the pilot…
Bless our flight*, Lord. Vroom!*Deuteronomy 32:30 How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight, except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up?
April 5, 2024
1st place, "Vo dee oh doe" Dodoitsu Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Kim Rodrigues; judged on 5/28/2024
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, sports,
Mondo left the ground to soar
in the Olympic games of twenty-four.
So, next Olympics, he would not be late,
He came down again in twenty-eight.
Poem Details | by
David Crandall |
Categories:
history, humor,
The doubters were stifled as doubters will
When a plane took off on Kill Devil Hill,
Just after Wilbur said to Orville Wright,
“Fasten your seatbelts and enjoy your flight”.