Humorous and funny Fish poems and/or funny poems about Fish. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Fish funny poems!
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
fish, humorous,
The Fisherman and the Mermaid
THE FISHERMAN AND THE MERMAID
A young fisherman berthed in Penzance
Went ashore one fine night to a dance
He woke up on his boat
With a mermaid afloat
The First prize in a card game of chance
So was spawned a cross genus romance
Though the neighbors regarded askance
They got married next day
In a church by the bay
And went off to a fish farm in France
August 2019
Given N/A in Contest: ‘Two Sea Themed Limericks’
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fish, fishing, flower, humor, river, strength,
Big Brown Bear
big strong furry brown
fishing for salmon with paws~
prancing through flowers
Date Written: 4/12/2022
3 Place
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Wild Animal Haiku Poetry Contest Haiku poetry form only. Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Charlie Smith
Categories:
fishing, humor,
A Fish Named Ben
There once swam a catfish named Ben
hadn't eaten since who knows when
my worm looked just right,
Ben took a big bite.
No one's seen Ben swim'n since then.
Ben put up a heck of a fight
was thrashing with all of his might
when reeling him in,
that fish seemed to grin,
and spit out my worm just for spite.
Old Ben made one heck of a meal
couldn't help but think how he'd feel
if he'd been the one,
who had battled and won,
from the opposite side of the reel.
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
fish, humor,
Fish Flirting
A yellow-tailed angelfish
flashed his tail at me.
His shimmering skin was all aglow,
as he wiggled his fins and waved hello.
Written by
Kajika Fowling
Categories:
fish, funny,
A Fish's Life
Swim
Eat.....poop
Poop.....float
Float some more
Sigh....stare
Bubbles.....stare
Smile.....I farted
Float
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
fish, funny love, kiss,
Kissing Rocks
(Seen at the aquarium)
Eye to eye
in a stony embrace,
two rockfish kissing,
face to face.
.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
bird, change, environment, fish, future, humorous, wisdom,
The Windmills of Babel
Build them wider, taller
let us reach for the sky
when we run out of bird's
we'll clip angels on the fly
90,000 lb. sperm whale
wandering, searching for
his misplaced tail...
but elite global outlets will
never fail....only us commoners
stuck in the dark, our vehicles
needing, only one gear~ Park!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
death, fish, funny, grave, life,
The Goldfish
the goldfish
looks out
at the distorted world
through a glass bowl
and tries to make sense of it
he watches the room about him
and those that feed him
with self satisfaction
unknowingly waiting for death
and a burial at sea
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, cute, fish, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
elmer
all the reptiles gathered round
when elmer the frog hopped to town
never was history
croaked with such boastful glee
till from his pad he fell and drowned.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
fish, fishing, funny, humor, humorous, ireland, vacation,
Fishing Buy the Pound
Finn and Mcgee
went fishing once more
With the money they saved up all year
They rented a cabin
up by the lake
And filled it with fish bate and beer
For two weeks of fishing
They made it their mission
To wake up and start at first light
With poles in their hands
They hardly could wait
For a big fish to come up and bit
Day after day
They fished and they fished
but barely got even a nibble
Then on the last day
McGee caught a trout
That apparently wasn't so fickle
Now on the way Home
Finn said " McGee
You Know what this fish, has cost you----
---A thousand Quid"
"Well Finn, if it did
Then I glad I didn't catch two"
Written by
Anna Hopper
Categories:
fish, humorous,
Sushi
Mom adores when I do the dishes
If I don't, I'll swim with the fishes
Then my mama will win
She'll never cook again
She'll eat sushi that is delicious
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
fish, fishing, funny, humorous,
A Fishy Comparison
I can’t understand the ambition
Of people who love to go fishin’.
Outsmarting your dinner
Might say you’re a winner,
But what when you fail in that mission?
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
anger, fate, fish, funny, humor, life, nature,
Born In a Desert
I don’t need an Oven here
My Coffee never Cools down.
I tried raisin’ a Lemon Tree
but it just Sank in the Sand.
Suppose if comes an Apocalypse
I would Survive nevertheless,
And if I go to Hell someday
I guess it Feels just like Home.
I like Rains and Oceans
but I was born in a Desert.
I dream of Swimming like a Fish
and dying in a dried up Pond.
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
fish, humorous, longing, sea,
Oh To Be a Fish
I'm clinging to a rock,
Being battered by the waves.
At the mercy of the sea,
Living long and tedious days.
No escape for me,
Life's a constant tussle
Relentlessly being pounded,
It's not easy being a mussel.
Stuck here on this rock
Filtering away all day.
Nothing to eat but plankton,
I wish I could swim away.
Oh, to be a fish
And cruise the open sea,
I may be shackled to my rock,
But I dream of being free.
Written by
Tammy Reams
Categories:
cute love, fish, freedom, humor,
Gold Fish In a Bowl
" Hello there"
I can see you
You think I have no privacy but neither do you
I have windows on all sides and I watch your every move
So don't feel sorry for me
I enjoy your company too.
T Reams
Written by
Tom Arnone
Categories:
animal, cute love, feelings, funny, girlfriend, love, sea,
Fish Butt
Basking on the sun-lit ice.
Walrus mumble filled with hype.
Today I haven't a thing to do
(that's nice)
But fish, butt-wipe, butt you.
Written by
Stephanie Weeks
Categories:
funny,
Ode To My Fish 'skinny-D'
I've only had you for about a year,
To me the time was of good cheer.
Written by
Shadow Hamilton
Categories:
bird, fish, fishing, humor,
The Fishing Trip
I thought lets go fishing
fancying a fish pie
or maybe fish and chips
that would do the trick
I set off, rod and bucket
full of worms in my hands
found a good spot to fish
by the rocks on the beach
Patiently I waited for a bite
then my rod dipped and bucked
soon I had four nice whoppers
flapping around in my bucket
Needing to answer call of nature
I slipped in between the trees
alas when I returned I found
one happy pelican looking full
An empty bucket he'd scoffed the lot
I sighed as I chucked a stone
it missed him by a country mile
no fish for supper I had no more worms
written 06/17/2013
contest Gone Fishing
sponsor Caleb Smith
Written by
Lu Loo
Categories:
fish, humorous,
Jim and His Fish-For the Limerick Contest
Jim And His Fish
Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Jan Alison
Christmas was just around the corner,
Mother had the video recorder,
Jim fell in the toilet,
As mother records it,
Fish in his nose what a great explorer!
Date Written: December 24, 2015
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
fish, funny,
Felipe the Fish
I once heard of a young fish named, Felipe
Who floated up to consider a leap
His friends did shout
For him to jump out
But he was afraid the air was too deep
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
fish, fishing, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
The Whooper
The whooper
I went fishing the other day.Caught a fish that I was surprised.
The fish was a least six inches long.
I took my fish and went to the market to look for beer.
Their I told, the butcher I caught a fish.
That was 12 inches long.
On the way to my house I saw a cop friend of mine.
I told him that i had a fish that was 18 inches long.
I stopped for a few beers at the bar I saw joey the postman.
I told joey that i had a whopper of a fish that was
Two feet long
Written by
Tony Lane
Categories:
funny, fish,
Big Fish
There’s a fish that lives inside my head,
The bigger he grows the more he gets fed.
And when anglers come to take a look,
They dangle their worms on a fishing hook.
Or they toss him bits and bites of bread,
Which makes him grow and expands my head.
And he longs to swim with fish in the sea,
But here he remains stuck inside of me.
But now he’s grown too big today,
And there’s enough to be a filet.
Cutting him down makes him easier to swallow,
But like a puffer fish they’ll find him hollow.
Now where there once floundered a whale,
Is left a little minnow to grab by the tail.
Written by
Lola Barron
Categories:
humorous, valentines day, valentines day,
Plenty More Fish
This Valentine's Day I shall send
To my boyfriend so not to offend.
Even though I am fond,
If he does not respond,
No worries. He's got a best friend.
Written by
Shanity Rain
Categories:
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
New Aquatic Species
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
adventure, culture, fish, funny, perspective, silly,
Surprise Dinner
Asked for fresh trout from the menu
Server brought it hot to my plate
Pronto take it away, to my horror
Two vile beady eyes stare at me
And they do not look very pleased
Should have stuck to pasta or soup
Neither would dare to glare back
Posted on February 25, 2018