Humorous and funny Fire poems and/or funny poems about Fire. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Fire funny poems!
Written by
John Gondolf
Categories:
humorous,
The Fire Inside
Today for lunch I dined on some Tex-Mex cuisine,
jalapeno topped enchiladas and refried beans;
a favorite here in Texas, that can’t be denied,
but this afternoon I am battling the fire inside.
Washed it down with a margarita and wedge of lime,
it was very soothing and delicious at the time.
It gave my head a little buzz and made me cross-eyed,
but now my gut is suffering from this fire inside.
I used to have no trouble eating this spicy food,
but now it causes burning in my stomach to intrude.
And yet I do not worry for in my desk does hide
a jar of Tums to relieve me from this fire inside.
November 7, 2017
Poem of the Day - November 8, 2017
Written by
Paul Callus
Categories:
fire, funny,
Fire On Board
S.S. Forever is on maiden trip
Bad luck starts abusing with ardent grip
There is a fire burning on deck
Could now become an instant wreck
Quick action is needed: scuttle the ship!
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Contest: Limericks
Sponsor: Jan Allison
Placed 1st
Written by
Vince Suzadail Jr.
Categories:
funny
Cease Fire
Suddenly without warning
I saw you in the sky
You were on a mission
I thought I would cry
You have no heart you filthy coward
As you flew over our town
I am a peaceful man
I couldn’t shoot you down
No one is safe as you fly by
No man, no woman, no child
You hit your targets consistently
Even the statue at church was defiled
Your aim is uncanny as you hit your targets below
Precision bombing from afar
You now have gotten on my last nerve
You do it every time I wax my car.
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
fire, humor, humorous, psychological,
Oops
A pyromaniac named Jack,
Who hailed from the town of Hackensack,
Decided one day,
with matches he’d play
He’s a mummy now, flat on his back!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor, religion, uplifting, words,
Featherless Angels
How did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell God yes
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
The Fire Chief
The fire chief was in a great big tight
Was holding his cheeks with all his might
At the bus station did stop
Cost a dime to use the pot
Now his drawers a pitiful sight
Long ago my husband worked as a fireman.
They were on a trip to get some schooling.
On the way the chief had a sudden attack of diarrhea.
They stopped at the bus station but they charged a dime to use the
facilities..He did not have a dime ___well you know the rest of the
story.....
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, youth,
Liar, Liar Pants On Fire
Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket.
Written by
Perry Campanella
Categories:
beach, color, dark, fire, fun, giggle, happy, humorous, inspirational, international, july, new year, poetry, senses, voice, youth,
Caution - Fireworks
E-Z Glo Punk, Lightning Flash,
TNT Devices will burst, do crash
Southern Night, Piccolo Petes
are hard to beat...
I like hand held Sparklers, Tanks
flashing fountains, Solar Flare
Six to #20 Gold I have to share,
no incidence, no burns, thanks...
Whistles blow, fountains glow,
pop'n sounds, entire sky all aglow
I love those colors, high an low
trails eched onto my retina
inspired me to let ya know
Now you close both eyes
in pitch dark, what a surprise
for you to see, right there
darkness, absolutely anywhere
beautiful trails of lights in motion
"Always read a label of caution"
Written by
Patrick Cornwall
Categories:
funny, happiness, fire, fire,
Wood
The storm gathered and the wind howled
Clouds were dark and ominous hinting of rain
He loved the rain and the wind
The branches swayed to their rhythm
He gathered sticks for the fire and the cold
The lights flickered as thunder cracked
There was nothing like a warm fire
And the limbs doing the cha cha
The fire wood was stacked by the door
He was a deepened romantic and the fire
He loved her most under the covers
He loved to show her his wood
She loved when he put it in the fire
That was what he missed most
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, love,
- Fire Trucks and Love -
Deep love
Real love
Heart feels like will crack
Hearts burning for each other
Do not call the fire truck
This fire can not be extinguished with water
Let it burn forever and ever
08.10.2013
A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Great Balls of Fire
Sir Henry was smoking cheroot
Stark naked in his birthday suit
But he did something rash
When he's flicking his ash
His pubes are no longer hirsute!
4th May 2015
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, childhood, dedication, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, imagination, life, people, visionary
Fire In the Hole
< once there was ten devious children
oh how they did a poor little sin
brother had passed some gas
they lit match to his ***
dam dog was even wearing a grin
Entry For
John Freeman's
Giggle Poetry Contest # 2
G.L. All
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Fire Up Grill
Fire-up grill
No roadkill!
Cook the food
No fireballs dude!
Then eat what you will
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
A Fire Under Me Bum
All you friendlies here on the site
A fire under me bum you always ignite
Can't wait to arise
To converse with you guys
It's a pleasure, a thrill, a tremendous delight
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
black african american, fear, funny, happiness, parody, people, visionary,
Her Body Is On Fire
Please kiss and run
Her body is on fire
The water is rising
Whisky on the table,
Golden in the glass
Burn to the taste,
A little happiness at last
No Money to burnt, yet time to pass
So turn away or duck and run
My only son
Take your misty mistletoe kiss
Disconnect the extinguisher: this girl is on fire!
..... A battle beyond despairs for the ghetto woman
A part of labor, and a part pain;
The ghetto woman lost all sense of pride
A breed of women with no shame!
A part of labor and a part of pain
Ghettooooo woman...
1 Peter 5:8
Be sober-minded; be watchful.
Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion,
seeking someone to devour.
Written by
Rollo West
Categories:
funny, mother, passion,
Fire and Ice
Fire storm of passion
Clothes, pathway to bedroom
Phone, for you. Hi mom
By: Rollo West
For contest: Fire and Ice
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
courage, dark, dedication, farewell, forgiveness, funny, hope, cancer,
Ball of Fire
Today is Doomsday.
Some believe today is Doomsday
Some say maybe the end of the year
However, do we really care?
How would the earth end?
In a ball of fire or
would it swallow us up into puff of dust
in a matter of an hour..
I rather am buried under pile of snow.
Eternal Preservation "what a nice way to go
However do we have option in a world?
Where lunatics have taken over asylums
where deranged souls spreading like a social cancer
Is doomsday the answer..?
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
heart, heartbreak, heartbroken, horse, humor, i love you, i miss you,
Who's That At My Fire
McMar of the South
Rode out into the meadow
To hide his shadow
It was taller there
Than McMar had ever been
It was darker there
McMar rode faster
Trying hard to outrun it
Riding until dark
I think it's gone now
I hope it doesn't come back
Who's that at my fire?
Who's eating my beans?
Who's helping me stoke my coals?
Who's lying beside me?
Copyright © Mike Martin 2015
Written by
Amy Richie
Categories:
funny
Liar Liar Bum On Fire
Liar Liar Bum on Fire
How do I confess,
The lies I have told?
Which should I address,
Dare I be so bold?
The white lies,
I have told my share,
It will come as no surprise
Total truth I can not bare.
But what is the biggest,
The badest of them all?
My fourth grade spelling test?
The unanswered call?
Maybe it was the time
They asked how I was
I said just fine,
Isn’t that what everyone does?
Written by
John Beam
Categories:
education, funny, life, nature, fire, fire,
Ant Fires Bite
Ants bite me tent baby sleeps
front dad pours fuel rids runs
down to camp fire dance ablaze
tunnel fire ants dead ~
dad running with legs hairless
baby in Safety flash fire
fumes will travel fire ant's den
taught camp Carol-ing -
by John beam - a lesson learned while camping be safe around ants and fires
Written by
Kenna Johnson
Categories:
fire, flower, for her, friend, funny, gender, giggle,
Backwards
Flaws. And the flush of speckled skin.
My throat closes off and I break.
Dead men keep breathing.
Mourners heal quickly.
Eyes open, reset, and we begin.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
cousin, culture, earth, emotions, family, fire, giggle, hyperbole, international, introspection, love, magic, simple, slam, thank you, today, voice, weather, wine,
Doe
Metti blic,
over-top soars of the harmonica,
the ancient way takes thee and smoke...
With soliloquies we join the mast-
sanctify the allegory,
sustain some good~ing!
Written by
Evelyn Judy Buehler
Categories:
christmas, dance, fire, giggle, night, places,
Toasty Santa
Down came jolly Santa, lickety-split
not checking to see if a fire was lit.
He shot out of the chimney
while dancing a fast shimmy-
His job is oft harder than he'll admit!
Written on 12/21/2022
For: A Funny Santa Limerick Poetry
Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
abuse, adventure, character, fire, hilarious, mental illness, spoken word,
Insanitys Map
Demanding fast from a stomach so broke
testing half blindness on one eye to poke
full of wrong menu
in a bad venue
such a mind thinks only of the next joke.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny,
They Won'T Work and You Can'T Fire 'Em
The rocket scientist looked in dismay as the rocket lay in a smolderin' heap!
'Twas fired t'ward Mars but was not to be - 'twas enow' to make a man weep!
As he skulked back to his office to figger out what went wrong,
A thought rattled thro' his skull settin' off a clangin' gong!
"The consarned thing is like some guv'mint workers I know!" he uttered!
"They won't work and you can't fire 'em!" under his breath he muttered!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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