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Humorous and funny Fibonacci poems and/or funny poems about Fibonacci. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Fibonacci funny poems!

Written by Jan Allison
Categories: humor, poetry, writing,

I Aim To Entertain You

I
Love
Writing
Poetry
My words flow freely
Once my brain gets into the groove
If possible I try my best to write with humour 
Because laughter is the best medicine … and it is much cheaper than a prescription!


3~08~15
Contest – Fibonacci – Rob Carmack
Checked with how many syllables 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21
~awarded 15th place~

Written by Paul Geiger
Categories: food, humor, math,

Aroma

Brown
Brown
Sugar
Eggs, butter
Flour, spice, mix, shape, bake
Hi! Raisin eyed gingerbread man.

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny,

Jigsaw

A
rebus
completed-
a piece at a time.

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: funny, life, nature, people

Stinky Feet

Feet
Feet stink
Feet stinking 
Foot odor bad now
Shoes off odor penetrates air
Odor flows gradually around room uncomfortable
Odor flows gradually around room very uncomfortable someone please grab the Frebreze

Written by Jim Wilson
Categories: funny, inspirational,

Homage To the Fibonacci

Fibs --
Poems --
Not lies --
Poetry --
Based on a series
That slowly unfolds like a seed,
At first you hardly notce that the fib has started,
Then the lines that were once so constricted suddenly open like branches of a tree;
This is its nature and ever-expanding essential meaning and centrifugal motion of the exhilarating Fibonacci!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: caregiving, childhood, funny, health, life, mother

Homeopathic Medicine

.
The 
One
Sure cure
Mother could
Produce from the shelf
Was that of castor oil
It made all complaints go away__disappear__vamoose

Written by Yanny Widjanarko
Categories: computer-internet, funny,

Bad Connection Distressed

Type,
Type,
Click, Click,
Poet await
Error page instead
Lost link, lost poems, see? What a day!

Written by Ernesto P. Santiago
Categories: funny, health, love, people, giggle,

How An Old Man Defines Love

Love 
is 
so cool,
it really 
does giggle ones’ heart;
viagra, though, is quite expensive!

Written by Sara Kendrick
Categories: animals, faith, funny, imagination, inspirational, life, love, mystery, nature, science, sea, uplifting

Prepared Fish

.
The 
God
One True
God, God of
Heaven and Earth made
And prepared a great fish to eat
Swallow Jonah whole, undigested..sick..fish threw-up
Jonah on the shore bleached white stinking to high heaven, ran preached three days 
revival

Written by Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories: humorous,

The Gate

I’ve 
had
enough
to last me 
a lifetime matey,
so please open the bloody gate,
it’s late and I’m awfully tired, and really blue,
so do not stand in there,the warm,key so handy, open the bloody gate! Oh no rain!

Written by Charles Clive
Categories: humorous,

Footle Explained In Fibonacci



 A Footle?
 
Explain
Again!

~

 Boot?
Coot?
Bottle?
No Footle
 What makes a Footle?
A Footle’s a pootle, you see
You first take a mootle, a small twist of tootle,
then you fattle your fettle and fittle your futtle and that’s how a Footle is made!

~

For Yasmin's Footle Fun Competition.

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: animals, funny, places

In the Savannah

We
had
to make
a dash from-
rhinos in a crash

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, life, people,

Chinese Whisper

A
word 
of mouth
confidence-
becomes a grapevine

Written by Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories: cat, funny, future,

A Trouble From Future

The
girl
borrowed
trouble from 
future world full of 
improbabilities that meant
the cat she brought to us and we gave her milk and soup
must be a fizzy ,fuzzy, improbable creature back to past to lap up our milk.

Written by Daver Austin
Categories: food, funny

Cooking School (Fibonacci)

COOKING SCHOOL (Fibonacci)

Flour
Dough
Knead it
Give a spin
Itsa nice anda round
Then put it ina the baking pan
Now sauce    adda you choice of veggies    mozzarella
Put it in the oven    Mamma mia!    What aroma!    
    Hey! How bouta some pizza!

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: business, funny,

Old Stagers

Will
Wells
Fargo
get credit
for the Amex card?

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor,

Upside-Down

upside-down
~
trees
hang
from roots,
kind of like
carrots ~ not orange.
haha ~ soil’s simply apple red.
there’s an upside-down wine house that lives next to the oak.
i bet you can tell, but only standing on your silly head, where your two feet touch clouds.

1/27/2017

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: childhood, funny, nostalgia,

Open & Shut

Hands
and
fingers,
making rocks
paper & scissors-
in old fashioned digital games.

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, people,

Lazybones

For
him
it came
too easy-
just to talk the walk.