Humorous and funny Farts poems and/or funny poems about Farts. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Farts funny poems!
Written by
Jessica Thompson
Categories:
fun, funny,
Funny Farts
Funny Farts
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It's really kinda funny,
the sounds the body makes
although it's really gross
the laughter it creates.
Some make a tootie toot,
while others blow a horn
some fizzle before they start
while another big boom is born.
Sometimes they squeak like mice,
but some are loud like thunder
I suppose it's from what we eat
it really makes me wonder.
Some people get embarrased,
why others could care less
I guess we all have funny farts
that noone will confess.
6/17/14-Jessica Thompson
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
addiction, humorous,
Farts
Dear wife Cathie is always saying
“Ain't no insanity in our family
Coz you dear hubby, you have it all”
Overflowing with a bunch of sillies
“You don't leave any for anyone else”
Pretty damn heartless of me
Sorry I don't mean to be a great big hog
Been loony since the age of three
Rating my farts is really important
Tells me if my diet's working good
Too much fibre, and that obnoxious odour
Can foul up the whole neighbourhood
Realize this is not a subject for a poem
But I had to unload it on someone
What are friends for but to help out friends
To help in control of one's bum
Dear wife Cathie is always saying
Ain't no insanity in our family!
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, wind,
Beans Means Farts
in the Jacuzzi
I produce lots of bubbles …
no beans tomorrow!
2/10/18
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
kiss,
Farts Are Funny
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
But kisses are sweeter and more yummy by a mile
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
celebration,
Farts Are Funny
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
Though kisses are sweeter and much more worthwhile
Written by
Jeanne Mcgee
Categories:
1st grade, child, funny,
Stinky Farts
Lanky and tall like a youthful young pup
My grandson, now six, is really growing right up
He likes his independence to do all things…himself
And mostly remembers to put toys back up on the shelf
One day as he’s playing a silly new goofy game
He starts tooting some gas and then does…Complain
He says, I’m not really a poet but I like this new game
My farts are making poetry and smell all the same
He just did not understand why on the floor I did lay
Laughing and laughing at the words he did say
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Smelly Bird Farts
What's transparent and smells like a worm?
Obviously, it's a bird fart that lasts long term
That was a tough one
Cat got your tongue?
Life gets tedious and we act with much concern
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny
These Damn Farts
When I'm around people, they soon depart.
They don't like it because I constantly fart.
People always get offended because I pass gas.
I farted in front of Daddy and he kicked my ***.
I constantly have to find new friends because these farts are rude.
I eat pinto beans three times a day, maybe I should eat other foods.
I just farted and now I've lost another friend.
I hate these loud and smelly discharges that come from my rearend.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Written by
Rita Lopez
Categories:
america, england, fun, funny, london, poems, usa,
Farts
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better.
Funny and or gross topic but whatever.
Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter.
And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
fun,
Farts Are Funny
Farts are funny, they make us smile
Don't smell like roses, but some have style
Some squeak and hiss
Some smack like a kiss
Though kisses are sweeter and much more worthwhile
Written by
Karen Croft
Categories:
fun,
Funny farts
Farts are like words
they burst out like flames
setting the tone
for disaster