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Poem Details | by
Julie Draper |
Categories:
humor,
Christmas time is close
You asked me how I knew
It's really very simple
There is a major clue
Annoying Christmas songs
Play across the nation
In every single shop
Repeating on rotation
I can't take any more snoopy
And the red baron in his aeroplane
Or grandma run over by a reindeer
Played over and over again
I don't want to deck the halls
With any amount of holly
Or mummy kissing santa claus
While I push the shopping trolley
I just want some peace and quiet
Whenever I leave the home
Next year I'll ask be asking santa
For noise cancelling headphones
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
cat, humor,
Dearest kitty, you drank my wine last night.
No wonder, you avoid the bright sunlight !
I shall make a small ice bag, for your head,
Your petite, waif-like body, feeling half-dead.
To Felines Anonymous you will now go.
For you see, my Kitty,…….I do love you so!
7/28/2023