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Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, dark, evil, funny, humorous, internet,
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bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
iPassion
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell
Poem Details | by
Pj Gongora |
Categories:
conflict, confusion, evil, hilarious, society, trust, truth,
Some people lie for no reason at all
While many lie with a great reasoning
Most lie to safeguard and be saved from fall
Others let themselves be blamed for speaking.
Few lie for a good acceptable cause
And many just construct a cause to lie
Its not always the flip side of truth's pause
Sometimes a lie stands on its own clean tie.
For lying is a complex social act
More than a habit but a human trait
To be a well functional artefact
Protecting expectations truth can't wait.
Lies cover up another truth to suit
Or made to create a new set of truth.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous, evil,
There's an evil demon lurking
On the edges of my soul
I try my best to push him off
He's stubborn, very bold
He tries to sway my thinking
And how I look at things
I tell him, “Take a hike!
Get lost, you ding-a-ling!”
He never seems to listen
He insists on causing trouble
It's his role he always says
I'm about to burst his bubble
Demons don't tell me what to do
Don't need these guys to coach
My standards are extremely high
My actions beyond reproach
There's an evil demon lurking
On the edges of my soul
But this here dude's not worried
I'm the guy that's in control!
© Jack Ellison 2012
Poem Details | by
Joe Dimino |
Categories:
evil, freedom, humorous, philosophy, political, truth, wisdom,
God believes in term limits –
no surprise, Congress does not;
The soul responds immediately
to truth – while policy requires
endless debating...
Good needs no rehearsing –
unlike evil, always heavily
scripted and eternally
contracted....
Poem Details | by
David Smith |
Categories:
addiction, evil, humorous, imagery, obituary, slam, smart,
We have a mouse in the house.
Not an average mouse
But rather a mouse with some nous
That trips traps as it goes traipsing through the house.
A mouse whose downfall I am planning
Even while I am jotting.
A foolproof trap I will find,
Before I go out of my mind.
It will be one of a kind,
That will attest to my state of mind.
And show beyond doubt that I have more nous
Than a mouse.
It will send a message to all mouse kind
That it is time to leave this city behind
In case I lose my nous
And sacrifice the house to get rid of a mouse.
Poem Details | by
Diane Lefebvre |
Categories:
anxiety, death, evil, grave, humor,
I walked on by a graveyard, very late, alone one night.
No ghosts sprung from their moldy graves: no evil ghoulish sights.
It seemed no vampires lurked about, to sip my blood like wine.
And any hulking werewolves must have previously dined.
I watched in vain for zombies, with their gruesome, bloody stares.
But they seemed to be as plentiful, as wayward teddy bears.
Yet, I would duck behind a tree, on guard quite through and through,
At every car that passed me by . . transporting who knows who?
While I recalled what mother said, no doubt with some misgiving:
It’s not the dead you have to fear . . but watch out for the living!
© 2015 Diane Lefebvre
Poem Details | by
Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories:
children, kids, funny, grandson,
Captain Evil Eye is here
More a super villain than a hero
Just one look from his evil eye
Your temperature drops to zero
Yes it is Luke’s little party trick
This thing he does with his eye
When he stares at you with that look
You don’t know whether to laugh or cry
Go and do your homework
And Captain Evil Eye is there
Go and tidy up your room
You’ll see the steely glare
Come on now it’s time for bed
The evil eye stares you down
Captain Evil Eye looks a little
Like some psychotic clown
But even super villains get tired
And we eventually get our way
As Captain Evil Eye is put to bed
His evil work done for the day
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
change, evil, funny,
Eye,
Drops,
Other,
Remains!
Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
analogy, how i feel, humor, judgement, philosophy, word play,
see no evil
hear no evil
speak no evil
fear no evil
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
arabic, conflict, evil, fear, humorous, insect, jewish, people,
For a Semite a mite
is an anti-Semite.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
character, evil, film, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
(Limerick)
Batman and Robin sped to their car
But the Joker outran them by far
Joker got in it
But he didn't fit
Then yelled" Guess have to throw my guitar!"
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
09.16.2014
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,
Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief
To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper
Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent
"Forget the 'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!
Well, Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!
Poem Details | by
Liberty Robbins |
Categories:
funny, love, car,
In car seats sitting in a parking lot, grocery store
We witnessed a most ghastly gore
An out of control shopping cart
On a path toward my car door
I yelled, “WHAT DO I DO?!”
When in a panic
One often has no clue
I panicked and raced
To get keys into place
But they landed
Jingling to the floor
You said, “HURRY!!!!”
I tried my best to scurry
Relieved when the key and ignition
Made love
I threw it in reverse
For the cart wasn’t to be coerced
When we escaped
Feeling like heroes, caped
We put the groceries on the counter
And made love for an hour
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
conflict, corruption, evil, feelings, hate, humor, rude,
I'm not shy
I just think
Most people
Simply stink.
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
absence, depression, evil, funny love, together,
Heart and thoughts like a bull cart,
To walk together straight,
Behave like an enemy my thoughts,
Reminding the one did depart,
Pinning my heart!
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
evil, humorous, irony, life, today, war,
Even an invader's air raid
can be, as we're told, for aid.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Poem Details | by
Joyce Wolayo |
Categories:
allusion, angst, evil, humor, irony,
A feast of the intelligent on simple minds
The gathering sends alarms to my ears
I wonder what the world is soon coming to
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
evil, humor, life,
Do not as I have done,
had some fun
gotta run.
live no pun
on evil backward gone...
Poem Details | by
John Conde |
Categories:
adventure, cool, evil, hilarious, power, smart, social,
I'll instigate an incident
Exaggerate significance
Initiate a conflict
Purely form of interest
Consider me an *******
Although I'm considerate
Enough to let you speak
Until you prove that you're an idiot
Poem Details | by
Bill Lindsay |
Categories:
funny,
I
just
called
my own
voicemail
a number of
times until the
memory filled up.
Now no-one can call.
I got me a quiet weekend.
Poem Details | by
Edgelord Pingas69 |
Categories:
anger, angst, corruption, dark, evil, funny, sick,
(WARNING: very edgy)
(and also a little bit NSFW)
This TV show is a really good show
It's such a good show that it had me commence the rituals again
The rituals of torment, the rituals of sin
The rituals of no sleep, the rituals of self-death
I am disgusted in myself
But more so I am disgusted in the rest of you
How can you live with yourselves after what you've done?
Probably the same way I live with myself
I hate you all
I want her to slit my throat then suck me off
as I bleed to death
Once again I descend into depravity
And thus Death.
Poem Details | by
Jonathan Kieller |
Categories:
conflict, death, evil, funny, humanity, humorous, life,
Microwave Bandit
This food splattered battlefield
May you die badly
Poem Details | by
John Conde |
Categories:
abuse, anger, baby, evil, hate, hilarious, humorous,
Haters are fans in disguise
And what takes up alot of there time
Is talkin about people
That are not there equal
& For that to be so
They'd have to learn how to climb
What really upsets me
Is not what they say
It's just the fact that
most of It is based on envy
Your own progression
Leads them to question
There personal value
And all that does is depress them
I have a suggestion
Maybe stop all the hating
Do a 180
And start congradulating
Poem Details | by
Michelle Born |
Categories:
anger, bullying, evil, horse, humor, people, poetry,
Your blogs are like beating a dead horse
It's the same old thing over and over again but, you never show remorse,
You write or type each sentence so carefully
To me it shows some one whom is very forcefully,
Reassuring yourself that others like me are the blame
Are you becoming an actress because you seem to be seeking fame,
I guess you feel better after downing another person in your long blog
But, it seems to me you have your head in a fog,
Half of what you is not true or it is spam
You see it doesn't matter to me so frankly my Creeper I don't give a damn.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
care, evil, funny, life,
A girl and boy in pair,
A phone,water near,
Cotton and fire,
Connect soon like wire!