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Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
A pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat
Me!
Poem Details | by
Thvia Shetley |
Categories:
food, funny, history, cousin,
Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!
*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by order of her cousin Queen Elizabeth of England in
1587. Detailed accounts record it took two strikes of the axe to sever her head completely.
**A pumpkin is truly the sovereign of gourd squashes. . Ironically, the word 'gourd' is also a slang
term for 'head' giving this poem a most appropriate ending whichever way you look at it!.
***The word ribb-ed in the third line is read as two syllables.
Poem Details | by
Judith Angell Meyer |
Categories:
food, funny, happiness
Today I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
food, funny
On the road in hungry mode,
Golden arches call!
Stomach immensely howling,
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese
Zingy sauce to please,
Gulp it down!
Plump!
Written 5/5/11 for Gwendolen Rix Fast Food Epulaeryu contest.
Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, imagination, life,
Barbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—
Bam!
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/19/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Poem Details | by
John Trusty |
Categories:
food, humor,
Yummy old "Nathan's" hot dogs
Just the dogs and buns
Good dogs snap when you bite them
So dip in water
Before you shove down
Vomit, you
Lose!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
food, funny
Wife desired some Japanese
Sushi if you please
Seaweed wrapped 'round octopus
Pickled ginger plus
Some mackerel raw
Salmon jaw
Yuck!
Placed No. 3 in Gwendolen Rix's "Fast Food Epulaeryu" Contest - May 2011
Poem Details | by
John Freeman |
Categories:
funny
Molly’s Country Kitchen
~Polk stalks sliced, rolled in flour fried
Refried Pinto beans
Fresh Polk leaves rolled in eggs fried
Buttermilk, cornbread
One large Green onion
Apple pie
Yum!
Written 4-30-2011
For and in honor of: Gwendolen Rix
And Contest: Fast Food Epulaeryu
Poem Details | by
Gingy Bear |
Categories:
drink, food, funny,
Artificial sweeteners
Refreshing flavor
A modern day conundrum.
It says diet, but
Truly you’re joining
The cult of
Coke!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
food, funny,
Take a pound of beef liver
Shake it in flour
Chop up one fair sized onion
Fry in hot skillet
Turn head and hold nose
Feed to dog
Barf!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together, uplifting,
Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Eat
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
fantasy, food, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, life, seasons, social, uplifting, visionary
Ideally assembled right
Sinfully scrumous
Molten mountain gooeyness
Recreational
Skewered fashioned drive
Do you want
Smore !
Poem Details | by
Maf Longfellow |
Categories:
food, funny, history, people,
National Ice Cream Day July 15th
Benjamin Franklin was the very one.
In the year of 1771.
While in France dessert did come.
What is this wonderful delight!?
"Ice cream dear sir,
I hope you like."
With quill and ink
And much insight.
He acquired the recipe that night.
And sent it back across the sea.
To share Ice Cram
With you and me!
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
funny
Craving strawberry ice cream
on a New York street:
strawberries from southern fields...
full of warm sunshine;
I'm so impatient
to taste one...
sweet!
Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
food, funny
Wild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit
Crunch !
Home made vegetable soup
Cold Dripping on toast
One Fried egg, sunny-side up
Cress and chive salad
Bread & jam sandwich
Don't bank on
It!
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
food, funny, sad
Fiend Feast
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Ghost toast
Roast host
Poetic Form: Footle
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
food, humor,
Noodles kept fluffy and warm
Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
Now, bachelor man
Add all the mayo
You can stand
Feast!