Humorous and funny Epulaeryu poems and/or funny poems about Epulaeryu. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Epulaeryu funny poems!
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Pudding
A pancake dribbled in syrup
With cream and cherries
Chocolate lightly sprinkled over
With exotic fruits
Ooh and a tight thong
Now girls eat
Me!
Written by
Thvia Shetley
Categories:
food, funny, history, cousin,
Merry Queen of Squash
Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!
*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by order of her cousin Queen Elizabeth of England in
1587. Detailed accounts record it took two strikes of the axe to sever her head completely.
**A pumpkin is truly the sovereign of gourd squashes. . Ironically, the word 'gourd' is also a slang
term for 'head' giving this poem a most appropriate ending whichever way you look at it!.
***The word ribb-ed in the third line is read as two syllables.
Written by
Judith Angell Meyer
Categories:
food, funny, happiness
Steak
Today I splurged on a steak.
Thick with the fat trimmed close
Seasoned - broiler - aroma
Taste buds squirt delight
Juice runs down my chin
Ambrosia
Burp!
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
food, funny
A Big Mac
On the road in hungry mode,
Golden arches call!
Stomach immensely howling,
“Big Mac” has attacked.
Hamburger and cheese
Zingy sauce to please,
Gulp it down!
Plump!
Written 5/5/11 for Gwendolen Rix Fast Food Epulaeryu contest.
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, imagination, life,
Prime Steak Barbequed
Barbequing on the grill
Prime steak such a thrill
Mouth watering I just spill
Waiting for this treat
Sauce smells oh so sweet
Give me meat—
Bam!
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/19/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
food, humor,
Non-Traditional Feasting
Yummy old "Nathan's" hot dogs
Just the dogs and buns
Good dogs snap when you bite them
So dip in water
Before you shove down
Vomit, you
Lose!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
food, funny
Sushi
Wife desired some Japanese
Sushi if you please
Seaweed wrapped 'round octopus
Pickled ginger plus
Some mackerel raw
Salmon jaw
Yuck!
Placed No. 3 in Gwendolen Rix's "Fast Food Epulaeryu" Contest - May 2011
Written by
John Freeman
Categories:
funny
Country Kitchen
Molly’s Country Kitchen
~Polk stalks sliced, rolled in flour fried
Refried Pinto beans
Fresh Polk leaves rolled in eggs fried
Buttermilk, cornbread
One large Green onion
Apple pie
Yum!
Written 4-30-2011
For and in honor of: Gwendolen Rix
And Contest: Fast Food Epulaeryu
Written by
Gingy Bear
Categories:
drink, food, funny,
Ambrosia Lost
Artificial sweeteners
Refreshing flavor
A modern day conundrum.
It says diet, but
Truly you’re joining
The cult of
Coke!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
food, funny,
Liver N' Onions
Take a pound of beef liver
Shake it in flour
Chop up one fair sized onion
Fry in hot skillet
Turn head and hold nose
Feed to dog
Barf!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together, uplifting,
Whats Cooking On the Grill
Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Eat
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Written by
Maf Longfellow
Categories:
food, funny, history, people,
Ice Cream Delight!
National Ice Cream Day July 15th
Benjamin Franklin was the very one.
In the year of 1771.
While in France dessert did come.
What is this wonderful delight!?
"Ice cream dear sir,
I hope you like."
With quill and ink
And much insight.
He acquired the recipe that night.
And sent it back across the sea.
To share Ice Cram
With you and me!
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
fantasy, food, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, life, seasons, social, uplifting, visionary
Come On I Want Smore
Ideally assembled right
Sinfully scrumous
Molten mountain gooeyness
Recreational
Skewered fashioned drive
Do you want
Smore !
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny
Epulaeryu-Strawberry Ice Cream
Craving strawberry ice cream
on a New York street:
strawberries from southern fields...
full of warm sunshine;
I'm so impatient
to taste one...
sweet!
Copyright 2009 by Andrew Crisci
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
food, funny
Before & After
Wild boar artichoke terrine
Barbarie duck with
sweet & sour orange sauce jus
rose water ice-cream
ameretto cream
No credit
Crunch !
Home made vegetable soup
Cold Dripping on toast
One Fried egg, sunny-side up
Cress and chive salad
Bread & jam sandwich
Don't bank on
It!
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
food, funny, sad
Fiend Feast
Fiend Feast
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
Ghost toast
Roast host
Poetic Form: Footle
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, humor,
Gourmet Bachelor Man
Noodles kept fluffy and warm
Peas from the can shorn
Water drained from tuna's can
Now, bachelor man
Add all the mayo
You can stand
Feast!