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Poem Details | by
Paul Callus |
Categories:
death, funny,
Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep,
His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep.
For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe
© 15th April 2019
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous, light,
My wife deplored her duty
But O' was she good-looking
She sold me on her beauty
But killed me with her cooking
~ 3rd Place ~ in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor.
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
death, humor,
In this vault are a few crumbs of crusty old Fred
He got stuck in an oven and got baked with the bread
A very popular man, his friends didn't think twice
When offered a keepsake, their very own slice.
Written 14 April 2019.
Not for contest.
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
humor,
His days were numbered
01.02.2023
Bite Size Poem No75 Poetry Contest
Line Gauthier
Your Decision Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
humorous,
Here lie a dentist and his wife.
Long in the tooth they left this life.
Young Smith inherits in the will
Two gold crowns and a dental drill!
13/09/18
' A funny epitaph contest' : Sponsored by Jesse Rowe
Poem Details | by
Charles Messina |
Categories:
humorous,
Two empty coffins...with unknown names
Saved for the unfortunates...of Jesse James
Made for the men, they say...Jesse killed
Only a matter of time, they'll both...be filled
An Epitaph To Make Me Laugh Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe
4-22-2019
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
We're asleep in this graveyard
We can't hear you pout
So please leave your flowers
And get the hell out
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humor,
'Neath this sod dwells Mavis who suffered many a phobia
Makes one wonder how she's handling claustrophobia
Poem Details | by
Dave Moore |
Categories:
analogy, animal, future, god, humorous, life, men,
Before there was a thing called "Man"
The Maker had a better plan.
He filled he sea with little fish
Of every kind that He might wish.
Then He made the dinosaur
To rule the land from shore to shore.
Next came the monks, orang-otan.
Gorillas, and an ape called "Man".
Man is half God, and beast one half.
He writes his own grim epitaph.
The Maker thinks, "Next time the plants?
Not yet, until I've tried the ants".
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
I had hoped for angels
But in earth I will stay
For my husband died first
And he scared them away
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
death, grave, humor,
Beneath lie the remains of unlucky Jim
A great white shark made a meal of him
Fell off his surf board and hit by a wave
Half inside ‘Jaws’ and half in this grave.
Written on 13 September 2018
For a funny epitaph poetry contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.
Poem Details | by
Tania Kitchin |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Here lies the remains of the great Lucille Ball
The best fiery redhead comedian of them all
Even after she kicked drunk Desi Arnez to the curb
Her vitameatavegamin TV episode was superb
Written on 4/12/19
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
death, humorous,
Here lie the remains of Ethel Brown
A circus clown from County Down
She’s buried wearing her red plastic nose
‘Twill be the last of Ethel to decompose!
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe
4/12/19
Poem Details | by
Gregory Richard Barden |
Categories:
death, eulogy, humorous,
Here's a hammer for my debtors
For my bills, I couldn't pay
Just take a piece of marble
And then please go away
Poem Details | by
Wendy Watson |
Categories:
humor,
This grave with barber Bob is blessed ~
He was a cut above the rest!
30.01.19
'Pithy pants poetry contest'
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
funny,
Here lies dentist Sam Billing
This patch of earth he is now filling!
4-12-19
An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Buried deep in this vault is Andrew John Greenwidge
Fell into and drowned in a giant tank of raw sewage
The mourners to his funeral brought bunches of roses
And throughout the service held tightly their noses .
Written 16th April 2019.
For An Epitaph To make Us Laugh 2, Poetry Contest.
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.
Poem Details | by
Gary Smith |
Categories:
humorous,
Here lies the bookie Reginald Dodds,
Trampled by a horse, what were the odds.
Entry for
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.
11/4/19. Placed =1st.
Poem Details | by
Michael Ward |
Categories:
fun, funny, hilarious, history, humor, nonsense, simile,
Poem Details | by
Thvia Shetley |
Categories:
funny,
Here lies a woman of hedonist fame,
her Je ne sais quoi had no restrain.
Any man who proposed
found her not so disposed
and never could find her again!
*
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
bereavement, betrayal, drink, giggle, heaven, hyperbole, obituary,
Machiavelli s'been stewing
teardrops in the Soup
Stooping to new lows
for SYMPATHY
stirring chickens in the coop
Seems some folks will do anything
for what they think is fame
Swiss cheese stories for glory
Lordy! Whaddah' shame!
Reminds me of two classic movies...
"Freddie Lives" and the other is
"The Crying Game"...
but this one's very unbelievable, it ain't scary,
and it's much
MUCH more lame!~
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
food, kids, funny, god, philosophy, religion, science,
Had a fig Newton
Dropped it on the floor
God said, Let Newton be!
And all was right.
Until the Ants
Poem Details | by
John Heck |
Categories:
funny
Sir Humpteath Dumpteath sateth on a wall
Poor Master Humpteath tooketh a great fall
Arsenic was foundeth in his coffee cup
Thus here resteths Humpteath - sunnyside UP!
For Thvia Shetley's contest:
Clever Analogies
Poem Details | by
Ryan Graham |
Categories:
humor, money, poverty,
Here lies my wallet.
On my desk he sleeps.
His malnourished stomach’s
been empty for weeks.
No family survived him.
There is only me,
With no way to pay off
his burial fee.
Poem Details | by
Wendy M |
Categories:
death of a friend, funeral, funny, humor, humorous,
Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car.