Humorous and funny Epigram poems and/or funny poems about Epigram. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Epigram funny poems!
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
funny,
In the End Epigram
Beneath this place of stones,
Lay my groaning moaning bones;
I didn't need them anymore,
So, traded them in for wings that soar !
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April 24, 2022
Poetry/Epigram/In The End Epigram
Copyright Protected, I 04-1450-705-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Killing With An Epigram
sponsor, Margarita Lillico, Judged 05/29/2022
First Place
Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup, 04/25/2022
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny
Ps Monty's Python
As
sick as
a parrot
Written by
Mark Peterson
Categories:
humorous,
Terse Verse
If you insist
on doggerel verse,
show mercy then
and keep it terse.
Fifth Place, Laconic Verse I, Giorgio V.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
anxiety, death, humor, money,
Death and Taxes
Now that I'm dead I can finally relax,
worry free of April 15th and filing my income tax.
3-22-17
Written by
Misty Hoot
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, uplifting,
It Was Me!
There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.
When his mother would tell him to come inside
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
death, humor,
It's Not Me, It's You
It's true that I could be more lovin'
as I shove you head first in the oven,
but I can't help but feel so elated
that with you your breath is cremated.
7/16/2018
Written by
Winged Warrior
Categories:
art, beautiful, funny,
Godiva the Diva
Lady Godiva- rode naked on her horse;
That’s OK… her steed was naked too, of course!
Nov.02.2019
Pithy Pome Poetry
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
N/A...for contest
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, funny
Aardvark Reverie
When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack …
I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?
Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, sound,
Fact Or Factoid
A duck
can't cluck
~ So what
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
humor,
First Law of Reprehensibility
I little knew the gravity of my infraction
Till I perceived the weight of your reaction
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous,
Epigram Fun
EPIGRAM FUN>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Donald Trump, his life a hoax,
runs his country based on jokes
~~~~
Catie Lindsey a fine lady
Poet laureate one day, maybe?
~~~~
Jan Allison, writing limericks, her pleasure!
Everyone a piece of gold, a treasure!
~~~~
Tom Cunningham, regards
A perfect gent, a poet bard!
~~~~
The poet Silent One
A pseudonym, such fun!
~~~~
Me? my plight?
To save the world I write!
Okay, the doors are firmly shut
I know, I hear you all tut!
............Mick
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,
A 'Cheery - O'
Rescue relationships that are only so-so
~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, music,
Satisfaction
Remember what you were taught in school!
While you may think it gains you traction,
You sound the ungrammatical fool.
Say, "I can't get ANY satisfaction".
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny
Ps Reign In
Don't
rain on-
my parade
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, children, funny
Cuddly Koala
Koala’s not a teddy bear,
Although he looks the part …
He munches eucalyptus leaves,
And captivates our hearts.
Written by
Frances King
Categories:
animals, funny
The Dik-Dik's Dilemma
The Dik-Dik is an antelope
Who longs to be a misanthrope
But since he “pronks”, instead of lopes,
He doesn’t really have a hope …
* “Pronk” is the name of the dik-dik’s jaunty little bounce when he runs.
It is an Afrikaans description.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, philosophy,
Walking On Eggshells
The egg came before the chicken but some fool sat on it...
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, teen, uplifting, visionary
Stuck On You
braces interlocked - told him no kissing
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny
Ps-End of Story
and
thereby
hangs a tail
Written by
Paul Geiger
Categories:
drink, humor, math,
Extrapolate
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—
Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
food, funny,
Concerning the Preparation of Mexican Cuisine
After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom.
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, satire
Fixture
Only known
Throne
For man
Written by
Charmaine Chircop
Categories:
humor,
The Milkman and His Mistress
The farmer's wife and milkman played seesaw
Their sighs weren't heard as two donkeys brayed He-Haw
Inspired by Silent One's contest ( not for contest )
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary,
Big Little Oxymoronic Foot
Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous,
'scone' But Never Forgotten - Epigram
I made some scones – the best you’ve ever seen
Make dough - perfect to keep your fingernails clean!!!
Note to hubby - I used a nailbrush BEFORE I baked yesterday lol
Contest:- Epigram
Sponsor:- Silent One
22nd November 2015