Humorous and funny Epic poems and/or funny poems about Epic. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Epic funny poems!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, career, change, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Self Control
Self control
When a man lacks
Self control
He lacks
Self pride
So start from here
If you ever think of
Change.
Written by
Nato Calubiran
Categories:
crazy, kids, humor,
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Nobody needs ya.
Everybody doesn't want ya.
One day I'm gonna hack ya.
Written by
William Darnell Sr
Categories:
february, humor, journey, literature, me, muse, poetry, success, word play, words, writing,
Who I Am
Who Am I;
Who I am!
You;
may know me?
But you have no idea:
who I am?
See me?
I'm there;
Inside you now.
- Look?
See me again;
Right here, it's me!
- Who am I
- Who I am
Whoops!
Ha! Ha!
Well:
who was he?
Epic!!!
Revised Edition: August 23, 2021, 8:17 AM (EST)
Written by
Joyce Wolayo
Categories:
allusion, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny love,
Zain My Love
Zebras gallop in the distance reminding me of your love
Always on my mind when I need you
Inside my heart and body like a gallant giraffe
Nothing and no one could love me like you.
Zest doesn’t catch a fly but I would catch you
All around me it is a heaven you created
Impenetrable with no illusions, it’s us, you and me
Never looking back, your smile is a kiss Zain.
Zoom in like a camera, always and I will always say;
Amen with me and let it be forever, always my love
Inseparable as the sky and the moon
No one could change these feelings in a billion years.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am Alive Again
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
anti bullying, cheer up, faith, giggle, god, ireland, irony, word play, world,
This Starts
Clip art,
dancing stars,
dictionary wars,
semblance starx,
solitary parts,
Clip art...
Written by
Suraj Singh
Categories:
goodbye, humor, i am, sorrow, sorry, strength, suicide,
Questions For You
One day I'll be gone
I guess I'm not wrong.
I have few questions for you
Answer them when you have time
But without a single crime this time.
Would you cry?
Would you even try?
Would you ever ask yourself why?
Would you say its such a waste?
Would you wonder at the haste?
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love, truth,
Simple Yet Complicated
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, break up, cheer up, divorce, for her, humanity, humor,
The Last Word
The last word
For every end times
Too bad
The heart bleeds
When goodbye
Becomes
The last word!
Written by
Dave Gregg
Categories:
funny, giggle,
C U B I T a L S
Whose concerns are elbow germs?
The bugs we cannot see?
We wash our face and scour both hands
But hinge joint ligaments
Receive no such sentiment
Soaps' a stranger to our winged tips
Located somewhere between the hips
Fractures, aches, arthritis
Funny bones, bumps and bursitis
But elbow germs invite no press
Which is why arm colds are such distress!
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Life Is Deep
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let Your Heart Speak
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, desire, hope, humanity, humor,
One Vision One Mission One Goal
One vission one mission one goal
How wonderful it will be
If the world could be lead
By one vission in truth
How beautiful the world
Will look like
If we all live to survive
By one mission in honesty
How great it will be
When we live
With love
Just to achieve
One goal called
Humanity
Written by
Funom Makama
Categories:
environment, home, house, humorous, image,
Wealth Unclaimed
Compulsory contentment shown by this man
above whose temple a large bridge passes
and his spacious serenity glorified by highways
and his dwelling in a direct romance with the skies.
Cars uncountable, his sight delights
while people visit and pass but with no attraction.
Cleaners and sanitary officers in government clothing;
who are his usual unofficial employees.
Struggling with busy-faced and fast paced individuals
becoming his live event without a screen.
But when the rains begin and the sun scorches
he’ll hide in his rags and face the challenge of homelessness.
Written by
Eitak Nella
Categories:
funny,
The Rain
It's raining pitchforks I say,
Always in the middle of May,
O! The day in May,
When pitchforks come nay.
Written by
John Robert Bones
Categories:
funny, words,
Writers Block
From pen to paper my words will not flow,
oh how frustrating, I want to shout. How
I wish I could think of some lyric, or line
to put on paper that would look so fine.
What Iv`e got is common enough, It`s
called writers block you see It happens
to the best of us you know.
It can last a day, a month, or a year
brings misery instead of cheer. Knowing
I have words to share, doesnt help,
or improve things at all. I might
as well throw my pen away and
go up the wall.
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny
Beowolf Or Boewelf
BEOWOLF OR BOEWELF
Tho werld weould romain tho samo
Mon weuld levo wemon - a damo !
Tolophenos weould bo noodod
Swoot werds weuld bo hoodod
Meroevor levo ceuld ond up as moro
Ometienal mossagos botwoon boings.
Semotimos wo might smeko wood
If wo folt tho roal nood
Peots weuld continuo te writo se :
“Wheso weeds thoso aro I think I knew”
If yeu livod in Ourepo or Now Yerk
Maybo yeu weuldn’t havo to werk
All wook for a rost at tho wookond
And a boor with cleso frionds.
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NOTE
I replaced each o with e , and each e with o .
The result is reminiscent of early English
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, blessing, courage, humanity, humor, motivation, world,
Let's Make the World Great Again
Lets make the world great again
If we must live in peace
We must learn
How to move along
Together with
One another
So instead to make just
An empire great again
Lets Together
great and small
Everyone
Lets make the world great again
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, cheer up, dedication, deep, humanity, humor,
The War Against Ourselves
The war against ourselves
The profit of wars
Is a shame to humanity
The out come of wars
Is a wound to mankind
The brutality of wars
Is a calamity to nature
The wars that destroys nature
Is
The war against ourselves
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
dark, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous, love, magic,
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she killed by a tree, when it fell he couldn’t warn her
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor, motivation,
Where the Dieing World Exist
Where the dieing world exist
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows
Of slaves
Where poverty live
With out evacuation
So if you ever care
Please
Help preserve the third world where
The dieing world exist
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, change, confusion, freedom, humor,
A Step Too Far
a step too far
breaking news
on my TV
I was surprise to see
my president again
as he utter his speech
I was interested and happy
to listen
I was full of hopes
not until my right was
seen as a step too far
what a shame
what a word
what a president
after 3months
away from the country
this was his message
but am sorry
my right is my right
our right is our right
the country is a mess
our economy is falling
speedily down
the people are disunity
as much as we claim united
our business are in closed
our wages are zero
and when we fight for
freedom
oh God I get confused
our President
say is
a step too far!
Written by
John E Wordslinger
Categories:
epic
No Humor In Heaven/Helleitte and the Zabracazebra (Part6)
I would like to thank you for your visit.
I have removed these poems for a distant future book publication.
I believe we poets, can make a difference
in this world. We live in the 21st century,
we have tools( technology), we have our past, and imagination.
We just don't have the courage, because
I guess most are afraid to fail, to loose money.
All I have to say is we can't take money with us,
when we die. I also say hasn't mankind failed enough,
and isn't mankind worth the effort, our children is worth the effort..
Thank you, and my your God Bless you
John E WordSlinger
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
abuse, africa, courage, fear, humor, motivation,
Call a Spade a Spade
Call a spade a spade
Take no chance
Of intimidation
Except your right
dont mean nothing
To you
So when you are been
Moved around like
A sheep
Stand up for your
Self and
Call a spade a spade
Written by
Moji Agha
Categories:
10th grade, anxiety, bible, character, confusion, eulogy, funny,
Thus Spoke Brother Moji
Thus Spoke Brother Moji
(not Zarathustra)
With all due respect,
irrespective of
with regards to
I have no respect
for irregardless.
July 5, 2021
Boulder, Colorado