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Poem Details | by Jemmy Farmer |
Categories: funny

Vertically Impaired (Englyn Unodle Union)

I wish I could grow a bit
so my legs and jeans would fit
without using sewing kits or iron hem
just once them jeans would fit.

I wish I was five foot four
or maybe a little more
I could wear fashion galore, off the peg,
I beg, two inches more.

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Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: friend, fun, giggle, tribute,

Spiffy

I consider Jeff spiffy
of his rhymes...maybe iffy
his forms are uniquely his
he'll respond in a jiffy 

Written October 23, 2022
[7 syllable lines checked by HMS]

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