Humorous and funny Election poems and/or funny poems about Election. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Election funny poems!
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor,
Election Day
Day to choose between
Multiple alternatives
Picking the less worst
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, political,
Election Day Footles
Election Day Footles
Non-Voters
Passive
Asses
Unenrolled Voters
Selection
Defection
Last ditch pitch
Stand out
Hand out
Crumpled and pitched
Pamphlet
Spam-let
3/3/2016
Written by
Dr. Robert Ippaso
Categories:
allegory, humor, parody, political, satire, success, symbolism,
St George and the Dragon - In Boris' Own Words On Winning the Uk Election
I wielded my sword
And slayed the foul dragon,
Then crammed the vile beast
Right back in his flagon.
Pickled and sodden
There will he lie
Few to remember
Fewer to cry.
Obnoxious his deeds,
Destructive his breath,
His venom pervasive,
So glad for his death.
Now we can harness
Our thoughts and our prayers,
Be kind and productive
Not just dragon slayers.
This noble island
This hallowed soil,
So very much more
Than one man’s spoil.
Let the healing commence,
Work as one to achieve,
A country in which
We all so believe.
A land of invention,
Of Shakespeare and Keats,
Of boundless endeavor,
Whose heart strongly beats.
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous, political,
Fun Election Headlines
The First Lady President
Capitol Hil Meets Mrs. Bill
Duck! The Donald Won
The Joker Trumps the Queen of Diamond
HRC Spells Victory
DJT Spells Victory
Orange Jumpsuit Day at the White House
Meet Donald Trump the New Apprentice President
If anyone has any good zinger headlines
please feel free to post them, Re: Election Headlines
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
humorous, political,
The Election Blues
What side of the coin will show its face?
Will it be heads or tails to end this race?
Will they count real votes or just the fakes?
It’s been a long grueling year for heaven sakes.
Will they count our votes minus socks and shoes?
Will the watermarked ballots create the blues?
A mind-numbing process will now unfold.
Will they accept the results, will the truth be told?
More violence I’m sure will rear its head.
If we defund the police, how many more will be dead?
Will we get the Great Pumpkin or the Basement Dweller?
I think we’re screwed either way with these two fellers.
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, political,
Election Blahs
Election time is upon us once more
Politicoes spew excreta galore
Promising the moon and stars
Even far away Red Mars
Seems we've heard that old baloney before
Written by
Nick Trim
Categories:
humorous, political, usa, word play,
Election 2020
They didn't vote for the Present Dunce
They voted for a President
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, political,
Election Year
When beasts that can do nothing but roar
Meet creatures that can only ignore,
They always reach an impasse,
A pain for tiger and *** -
I'm glad it's only one year in four.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, political, word play,
Election Selection Misdirection
Hold your nose and cast your ballot
~ for, uh, whatchamacallit