Humorous and funny Earth Day poems and/or funny poems about Earth Day. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Earth Day funny poems!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,
Earth Day
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
earth day, giggle, humor,
Yippee-Ki-Yay
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational, introspection, life, music, nature, passion, peace, people, philosophy, time, travel, uplifting, urban, visionary
4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest, work,
lumberjacks
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when the woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
earth, earth day, environment, humor,
Just Stuff It
It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage
And sending it back to China
Yep--it's all for the contest
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
The Humble, Brown Snail
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Written by
Carlos Kipkoech
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student, sweet,
Why I Fail In English
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
earth day, green, health, humor, integrity, peace, power,
Shunning Elephantowers
I invite all human kind
to shun Trumpeting Towers
because they are irrelevant
to all MeWe things therapeutic
And because
my depressing blues songs
and green signs
tell
and retell
ultra-nonviolet me
we don't feed narcissistic
angry red
rabidly stampeding
ballistic elephants
Cuz it's not healthy
nor resiliently wealthy,
compassionately unwise.
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
culture, earth day, health, humor, integrity, music, peace,
Peaceful Earthculture
Any soulful song
of slow grown Earth
must incarnate roundly replicating
softly supplicating
deftly duplicating
flawlessly fornicating
religiously regenerating
Wealthy win/win climatic waves
of healthy EarthTribe
FatherSun/EarthMother
mountain/valley
pole/hole
convex/concave
Well sung and wellness danced
enlightening/empowering
political/ecological raves.
Soulfully singing
left/right bicameral winging
slow dancing scribes
recircling EarthTribe sacred praise.