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Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Mccann |
Categories:
funny, humorous, nonsense,
Fly in orbit, fly in creep,
Margin on the edge of sleep,
Feast your portion from the best.;
I would bargain blood for rest!
Leave your frantic fantasies bare,
Sculpted onto empty air.
Fly, you have not heard my plea.
You zoom in on my ear, my knee.
Rousing from my noonday haze,
My lassitude becoming rage,
I tell you, fly, cease now this play!
But here you come again my way!
Oh, brother of this feeble flesh,
Darting, dodge this trapping mesh!
'Til once the blow! Swift undoes
The circle into circle, buzz.
Alike with life our end begun,
Histories in speck and thumb.
(with a respectful nod to William Blake)
Poem Details | by
Michelo Mweetwa |
Categories:
dream, drink, funny, health, imagination, introspection,
I sip and think
I slip and sink
If drinking was building, I would have owned a pyramid
I sip and pee
I sleep at three
If drinking was studying, I would have owned a Phd
Poem Details | by
John Williams |
Categories:
children, funny,
Jerry Lamb from Alabam
Drank soda from a can,
He used a straw
To make the draw,
He really is a soda fan.
Poem Details | by
Randy Johnson |
Categories:
funny, humor, prison, drug,
Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and driving but I've never owned a car.
I thought that I must have been dreaming, it couldn't possibly be real.
How could I drink and drive when I've never owned an automobile?
I asked the District Attorney if it was a prank or a joke.
Even though I've never had a license, it was revoked.
I hadn't had a drink for a long time, not even one beer.
After I was arrested, the judge sent me to jail for two years.
One year after I got out, something else happened that was just as insane.
Even though I've never touched drugs, I'm in jail for buying cocaine.
(This is a fictional poem.)
Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
allusion, analogy, humor, humorous,
My stomach is on my mind
Won't you get that griddle cooking
My mind is on my heart
Couldn't get no better looking
My memories all ran dry
Went down to the drinking well
Fill me up my loving cup
Surely wasn't thinking well
My tractor lost a wheel
The hoe can't even pull her out
My cat came back without her
The dog can't even figure it out
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
character, humorous, introspection,
I don't drink water very much
I'm more into tea or a beer
Anything else is better to me
But then, it got so hot this year
Dehydrated, I got muscle cramps
And though they quit after a while
I started drinking that water
Like it was going out of style!
I know I can be hard headed
But those cramps took me to school
As long as it keeps them away
Then I'm a water drinking fool!
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
drink, humorous, sick,
Gut wrenching
Bowel clenching
Loo stenching
Throat heaving
Sick making
Head aching
No sleeping
Mum’s waking
She’s crying
Not dying….
Tipsy!
Based on the format of the original PEPSI advert from the 1970's
08-12-17
Poem Details | by
James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories:
adventure, animal, beauty, bird, drink, funny,
DOVES AND DUCKS DRINKING WINE- -
evening waterfall
a fresh, lemonade wallows
betrayed by the doves
evening waterfall
a made, lemonade wallows
because of the doves
gaping ducks drink up
spitting out cause no sugar
betrayed by the doves
4/3/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
celebration, cheer up, drink, fun, humor, recovery from, song,
One little drinky more
One little drinky more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
One little drinky more.
Two little drinkies more
Two little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Two little drinkies more.
Three little drinkies more
Three little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Three little drinkies more.
[Continue until you pass out.]
Poem Details | by
Robin Davis |
Categories:
drink, friendship, fun, humorous,
Just one drink and I'd be down
Acting like a foolish clown
Since I've never had a drop
I would stumble, I would plop
Against walls and onto floors
Whacking into hard wood doors
Slurring speech and saying words
That are coming out absurd
Eating and making a mess
BBQ sauce on my dress
Making my friends laugh with glee
At this different side of me
They are glad to be seeing
As I'm getting a warm feeling
Down my leg I can't control
Embarrassed to my very soul
As the group at my friends table
Tells me of their first drunk fable
As we joke and laugh a lot
Ordering another shot
Till we're in our nice warm beds
Safe at home with throbbing heads
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
drink, humorous,
He’s here
Cold beer
Ten beers
Droop fears…
Effects .....
No sex
In bed
Sore head
Just tea
For me
Wee time
Divine
Jan Allison
18th August 2014
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, drink, extended metaphor, humorous,
When i drink, first sip,
refreshes all my dryness,
afterwards sourness...
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
fun, future, giggle, god, golf,
Man drinking beer
At the downstairs café on its terrace
a man in an overcoat drank beer although
it was not yet ten o`clock yet.
he looked lonely a doomed friendless
person wondering what happened
to a life that started out encouraging
I could have been a winner
hadn`t it been for the bloody divorce
in the hour of need, he was deserted.
Ok, so he hadn`t been at his best
but he contributed to house and home
he was not the cuddly kissing type
trying wife, he had worked much overtime
to avoid going home and often stayed
too long at the bar.
Nevertheless, he had been a dutiful man
paid all the bills
and this what he got loneliness.
Poem Details | by
Maclawrence Famuyiwa |
Categories:
confusion, funny love, jealousy, lost love, lust, sad love, silly,
Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws.