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Written by
Matthew Boyd-Howey
Categories:
funny,
Closed
I can put things together
Sometimes I'm on what you wear
Sometimes on things
Sometimes I get stuck and you get mad at me
Its not often for me to break
I'm made out of metal
I'm a zipper
Written by
Deborah Burch
Categories:
history, humorous, lost love,
Scarlett's Lament
Scarlett's Lament
Fiddlede-diddlede
Scarlett O'Hara, she
slew all the fellas--not
lifting a hand
'Cepting Rhett Butler proved
Incomprehensible
with, "Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn!"
©deborah burch
1.30.2013
Written by
David Siegel
Categories:
humorous,
Incomprehensible
Incomprehensible! (A Brief Critique)
Monomaniacally, Thomas Sterns Elliot
wrote in The Waste Land a Lyrical Lay
Sadly for those of us hollow like other men
Incomprehensible! Take it away!
Written by
Gary Bateman
Categories:
allegory, fun, hilarious, humorous, hyperbole, symbolism, vanity,
Trickster Extraordinaire
Trickster Extraordinaire
Eulen und Meerkatzen
Till Eulenspiegel
Medieval Clown
Fooled them all.
Mirrored people’s vanity
Physiognomonic
Judge of humanity
Wasn’t hard at all.
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
June 8, 2016 (Double Dactyl)
Written by
Niels Blomberg
Categories:
funny
Words
Higgledy Piggledy
William Wordseeker
pins on the wall
all the words he has found.
He likes to say that his
lexicographical
treasure are now
erinaceously bound.
For the background of this rhyme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4VzuWmN8zY
Written by
David Siegel
Categories:
humorous,
Fifth Time's the Charm
Semi-creatively, Ludwig von Bethovan
sat in his music room, sucking his thumb.
Heavens to Murgatroyd! After four symphonies
more could be asked of me? Da Da Da-Dum
Written by
Jason Talbott
Categories:
fear, funny,
Pogonophobia
Fuzzily Wuzzily
Benjamin Gib-a-ney
Grew him a beard which was
Coming in fine.
Then he found out he had
Pogonophobia.
He can shave his, but he'd
Best not touch mine.
Written by
Charles Mcdauel
Categories:
funny, love, romance, satire,
Valentines Day
Hearts to you-hearts to you
What can be said about
Valentines day that's not
been said before?
Only to say that I
love you so much that I
uncatagorically
gave up my whore.
Written by
William Masonis
Categories:
funny, history, imagination,
My Wife Came Up With This
Piggable - Jiggable
Ivan the Terrible
Strangely proposed to
Elizabeth One.
Russian society,
Antiediluvian,
Made her refuse him
And spoil his fun.
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
children, funny, on writing and words,
Rikki Tikki
Slippery Slappery
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Chased the snake
Down into the hole
Digging deeper
Much like a
Spelunker
He happened upon a mole.
Written by
Charles Mcdauel
Categories:
funny, holiday,
Birthday Double Dactyl
Hap-i-ty Birth-a-day
many long years ago
then was a guy named Sid
born to his folks.
Now on this special day
everyone celebrates
incontrovertably
one of lifes jokes.
Written by
Corinne Curcio
Categories:
funny
Hippety Hoppity
Hippety Hoppity
Willowby Wallaby
Bound for Austral-i-a
Land he called home
Hadn’t the money so
Aerodynamically
Rode on the wing, but then
Wound up in Nome
Double Dactyl written for The Contest of New Terrains by Matt Caliri
Written by
Charles Mcdauel
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love,
Randj
Woe is me-woe is me
Romeo Montague
loved Julie Capulet
what e'er the cost,
but in the end it seems
lovers so torn between
interfamilial
fueds, can be lost.
Written by
Ellissa Dewitt
Categories:
funny, funny, funny,
Funny Lol
I am fuuny
thats who am i
I am funny
Make u laugh n cry
I am funny
Do funny things
I am funny
I like to play with strings
I am funny
And i don't care
I look funny in my underwear
It's funny that im funny
Thats what i like to be
So lets be funny together
Be funny like me
Written by
Emile Pinet
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, america, columbus day, humorous, imagery,
Bibbity Bobbity
Bibbity Bobbity
Christopher Columbus
headed east, but instead
went west they said.
His nautical goal was
circumnavigation,
but North America
stomped that dream dead.
Hickory Dickory
Marion Morrison
crafted a cowboy name
to fan his flame.
His new handle, John Wayne
instantaneously
launched him as a star of
western film fame.
(Double Dactyl)
1/23/2021
Double Dactyl (Win For Paid Membership) Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: William Kekaula
Written by
Susan Finnis
Categories:
fun, funny, political,
Politics and Pulchritude
Higgledy-Piggledy
Forty-fifth president
Some think him marvelous;
Others a jerk.
Chasm political
Breached by consensus, his
Cosmetological
Routine needs work.
Written by
Juliet Ligon
Categories:
appreciation, art, child, childhood, funny, perspective, surreal,
Analysis
Oodily doodily
Picasso's artistry
Subject analysis
Precisely wild
Juxtapositional
Rectangularity
Psychoanalysis:
Suppressed child
1/17/2021
Double Dactyl Contest
Sponsor: William Kekuala
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
11th grade, humor, jealousy,
Loyal Enemy
turkety, lurkety
Saul, king of Israel
green-eyed with envy shouts,
“I’ll cut your throat.”
groundless, irrational
obsessitivity.
David, the next king squeals,
“I cut your coat.”
January 4, 2020
Contest: 'Double Dactyl (Win For Paid Membership)'
Sponsor: William Kekaula
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
art, film, funny,
The Tramp
Jiggery pokery
maestro Charlie Chaplin
on screen comic icon
amusing stamp.
Unreal acts turned art
verisimilitude
waggish movie journey
from ’Kid’ to ‘Tramp’.
January 15, 2021
Syllable count :6/6/6/4 (howmanysyllables.com)
Rhyme checked on RhymeZone.com
Contest : Double Dactyl (Win For Paid Membership)
Sponsor : William Kekaula
Written by
James Inman
Categories:
humor,
To Laugh Or--- Double Dactyl Contest
Fraggily Grizzily
Vivian Wigglely,
wit in his poems is the
mark of his game.
Some of his words yet weep
vulnerability
Crying his sorrow, but,
what's with the name!
01/30/2021
Double Dactyl Contest
Hosted by: William Kekaula
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
history, humorous,
Emiline Richardson
Diggety Duggety
Emiline Richardson
Studied the Etruscans
Classically
Votive bronze objects, all
Archaeological:
What I dug up on her
Posthumously
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
humorous,
Carolyn, Mortified
Recipice Precipice
Carolyn Child would be
Mortified watching me
Cooking with joy and glee
Random ingredients
Thrown in a pot!
Hardly comestible
Near-indigestible
Never repeatable
Undefatigable
Principal requisite
Just make it hot!
————-
Not a pure double dactyl, but in the spirit of one…
Julia Carolyn Child is the person, I pronounce Ju-li-a,
but the syllable counter pronounces Jul-ya,
so I went with her middle name.
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
11th grade, humor, words,
In Defense of Reason
Pickety, Snickety
Reason A. Goodwin is
using a lexicon
to check the word
Reason’s a champion
alphaclopediack.
Not ev’ry intern can
find what is heard.
Reason A. Goodwin, the editor of World Book Encyclopedia Dictionary,
was paid good money as a judge on the original Password Game Show.
The first time he used his dictionary to look up a word - the producers
commented that we could have paid any 'staffer' to do that.