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Poem Details | by
Ilene Bauer |
Categories:
humorous,
Say goodbye, because the world
Is coming to an end.
Do not shoot the messenger –
I’m warning you, my friend.
Gather all ye rosebuds
(Even that which is a sled)
And have a final champagne toast
Or have a beer instead.
Do not fret – it’s destiny.
There’s nothing you can do.
Search on Google all you want
And you won’t find a clue.
Watch your Showtime On Demand;
Tomorrow is too late.
For Carrie, Saul and Brody – well,
We’ll never know their fate.
You should heed the words I say;
Believe me, I’m not lyin’.
I’m lucky that the calendar
I bought last year was Mayan!
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
humor,
We witness them walk down the aisle with dread
But we've already prepared their wedding bed
We smile, laugh and pretend
Like it isn't the end
As science and the devil at long last wed
12/14/22
Poem Details | by
Edward Ibeh |
Categories:
day, future, humor, people, time,
A doomsday prepper braces himself
for an impending "Armageddon"
In stubborn his mind; which is irreversibly
made up, the end of the world is drawing near.
He's taking extreme preventive measures
as he prepares for the day of reckoning.
Some folks in the neighbodd think he's out there;
gone crazy like a fox. He couldn't care less.
Date written: 08/28/2019