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Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
humor,
The aged priest did not worry
about the latest fashion
Beneath the ankle length cloak -
vulgar lingerie
Poem Details | by
Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories:
family, funny, history, life,
All the nuts fell to the ground
The sane ones on branches hang
Long line from many countries
My family tree
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, wedding,
Had my hair color treated
To surprise the wedding guests
Shock came at the rehearsal
Groom wanted to leave
His once-blonde bride had green curls
She’d been hoping for brunette
Oh, how the bridesmaids chuckled
Wig worn at wedding
Sadly, a true story.
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny
a new riddle for the Sphinx
concerns terrorist high jinks
when our free-world countries blink
does bin Laden wink?
*For John Freeman’s Dodoitsu contest
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Diapered kid flies around,
shoots arrows at mismatched souls,
and does it all blindfolded?
That stupid Cupid!
For the SYLLABLES OF WISDOM 2 Poetry Contest of Silent One
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny,
Valentine Camelia gift
A forever gift he gave
Blooms its beautiful blossoms
All years come what may
Sponsor:Olajide Adelana
Story of Valentine
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous, senses,
Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!
At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!
Poem Details | by
Wendydawn Brindley |
Categories:
funny, humorous, slam, truth,
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!
Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love,
BED BUGS BITES
It's time to fix the mattress
fluffy pillows and blankets,
enough room for just one more.
BITE ME' if you can!
Swat after, swat, after swat!
Red itchy skin, what the h3ll!
The open breeze feels real good,
crawling too bite NATE!
BY; PD
________________________________________
NOTE~ I've never been bitten by these insects,
I just love the way my mother would always say...
"Don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Contest: "Bite me!"
**I bite Nathan, who'll probably will love it ;-)**...LOL...
Poem Details | by
Curtis Moorman |
Categories:
funny,
High as a Georgia pine they say
I think that I shall never see
From little acorns a mighty oak grows
So goes my tree knowledge
Poem Details | by
Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories:
funny, love
Yikes! Arrow targeting me
Cupid, please choose another
Scars from your last shot remain
Heart still bleeding red
*For Francine's "Red" Contest
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
age, birthday, humor,
A special birthday party
Imagine being ninety
Guests sang the birthday song
She slept through it all
1/25/16
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
funny
Youthful pleasures long ago
linger in fond memory,
spicier and sweeter than
Mama ever knew.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
The gypsy lady told me:
Lay your money down right here.
My crystal ball reveals all
and it never lies.
A smart doctor you will find
who doesn’t need M R I’s
to guide all his decisions.
One like Dr. House!
Health care and your living costs
will become affordable.
Then with a smile, she added:
All this - when pigs fly.
Written by Andrea Dietrich
for Linda-Marie's Contest:
Crystal Ball
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
conflict, life, love, marriage,
Nobody's spouse is perfect.
Marriage always has conflicts.
You need a sense of humor
To remain in love.
Poem Details | by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello |
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous,
"Are you a boy or a girl"?
Angry Dad asked son five times
Dunked in water, his answer:
Son: (gasping) "Mermaid!"
All rights reserved ~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables, four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively. It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Poem Details | by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello |
Categories:
conflict, funny, gender, identity, psychological,
He said he was a "woman",
Just trapped in a wrong body.
When time came he had to pee-
Used the room.... for "Men".
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin
and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables,
four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively.
It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Poem Details | by
Laura Leiser |
Categories:
funny love, youth,
She's too short and he's too tall
When they kiss, their braces mix
Hard to untangle, twisting
Smiling, they giggle.
Written on 2/5/2015
Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
funny,
My wife loves to cook with wine
when friends come around to dine.
sometimes when she’s in the mood
puts some in the food.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Poem Details | by
Clifford Villalon |
Categories:
feelings, funny, love,
loving eyes I can't resist
shines like gold I always miss
eyes so red i kiss you hide
sore eyes I deride
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny, me,
In the backdrop of full moon
silhouette of my darling
searching me among the stars.....
let me surprise her!
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Placement:2nd;(September 2011)
Contest:Dodoitsu Darkness
Sponsor:Tracie~Indigo dream weaver~
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Pa held shotgun to his head
"Marry her son or you're dead"
"It wasn't me" the lad pled
"Yes it was" she said
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 2 in John Freeman's " Love or Humor" Contest - January 2011
Poem Details | by
Lee Ramage |
Categories:
funny, imagination, loss, nostalgia,
Spelling a thing of the past,
Thank-you cards will disappear,
Cursive writing will be lost,
No more postal mail.
Phone conversations are gone,
All temples of worship close,
Libraries lock their front doors,
No more paper books.
Good news for Craig Ferguson,
Entertainer - Late, Late show,
The all new Johnny Carson,
No more Jay Leno.
Written by Lee Ramage
September 7, 2011
For Linda-Marie’s Contest
“Crystal Ball”
Placed 7th
Poem Details | by
Deirdre Omaidin |
Categories:
funny
Love is like an alarm clock
Just when you think all is set
she cheats and then wants to buzz
Off goes the first ring
For John Freemans competition Love or Humhour
Poem Details | by
Janice Canerdy |
Categories:
humor,
Only five minutes can seem
like eons to a man trapped
in an elevator with
his mother-in-law.
April 19, 2017