Humorous and funny Dodoitsu poems and/or funny poems about Dodoitsu. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Dodoitsu funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor,
- Keep It Secret -
The aged priest did not worry
about the latest fashion
Beneath the ankle length cloak -
vulgar lingerie
Written by
Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories:
family, funny, history, life,
The Brown Tree
All the nuts fell to the ground
The sane ones on branches hang
Long line from many countries
My family tree
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, wedding,
Green, But No Envy
Had my hair color treated
To surprise the wedding guests
Shock came at the rehearsal
Groom wanted to leave
His once-blonde bride had green curls
She’d been hoping for brunette
Oh, how the bridesmaids chuckled
Wig worn at wedding
Sadly, a true story.
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny
Blinking and Winking
a new riddle for the Sphinx
concerns terrorist high jinks
when our free-world countries blink
does bin Laden wink?
*For John Freeman’s Dodoitsu contest
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Why Love Is Blind
Diapered kid flies around,
shoots arrows at mismatched souls,
and does it all blindfolded?
That stupid Cupid!
For the SYLLABLES OF WISDOM 2 Poetry Contest of Silent One
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny,
Camelia Reticulata
Valentine Camelia gift
A forever gift he gave
Blooms its beautiful blossoms
All years come what may
Sponsor:Olajide Adelana
Story of Valentine
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, senses,
The Sound of Silence
Sometimes my world falls silent
I’m longing to hear your voice
So replace dead batteries
In my hearing aids!
At last I can hear clearly
Yearning for those little words
You whisper to me each day ...
What time’s lunch ready!
Written by
Wendydawn Brindley
Categories:
funny, humorous, slam, truth,
Monday Monday
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love,
Bed Bug Bites
BED BUGS BITES
It's time to fix the mattress
fluffy pillows and blankets,
enough room for just one more.
BITE ME' if you can!
Swat after, swat, after swat!
Red itchy skin, what the h3ll!
The open breeze feels real good,
crawling too bite NATE!
BY; PD
________________________________________
NOTE~ I've never been bitten by these insects,
I just love the way my mother would always say...
"Don't let the bed bugs bite!"
Contest: "Bite me!"
**I bite Nathan, who'll probably will love it ;-)**...LOL...
Written by
Curtis Moorman
Categories:
funny,
Ode To Trees
High as a Georgia pine they say
I think that I shall never see
From little acorns a mighty oak grows
So goes my tree knowledge
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
funny, love
Duck Quickly
Yikes! Arrow targeting me
Cupid, please choose another
Scars from your last shot remain
Heart still bleeding red
*For Francine's "Red" Contest
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
age, birthday, humor,
Age Has Its Privileges
A special birthday party
Imagine being ninety
Guests sang the birthday song
She slept through it all
1/25/16
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
The Spice of Life
Youthful pleasures long ago
linger in fond memory,
spicier and sweeter than
Mama ever knew.
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
The Clever Gypsy Lady
The gypsy lady told me:
Lay your money down right here.
My crystal ball reveals all
and it never lies.
A smart doctor you will find
who doesn’t need M R I’s
to guide all his decisions.
One like Dr. House!
Health care and your living costs
will become affordable.
Then with a smile, she added:
All this - when pigs fly.
Written by Andrea Dietrich
for Linda-Marie's Contest:
Crystal Ball
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
conflict, life, love, marriage,
Love and Humor
Nobody's spouse is perfect.
Marriage always has conflicts.
You need a sense of humor
To remain in love.
Written by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous,
Secret Identity
"Are you a boy or a girl"?
Angry Dad asked son five times
Dunked in water, his answer:
Son: (gasping) "Mermaid!"
All rights reserved ~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables, four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively. It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Written by
Cynthia Buhain-Baello
Categories:
conflict, funny, gender, identity, psychological,
Sadly Confused
He said he was a "woman",
Just trapped in a wrong body.
When time came he had to pee-
Used the room.... for "Men".
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15
The Dodoitsu is a fixed folk song form of Japanese origin
and is often about LOVE or HUMOR. It has 26 syllables,
four lines of 7, 7, 7, 5 syllables respectively.
It is unrhymed and non-metrical.
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
funny love, youth,
Funny Mismatch
She's too short and he's too tall
When they kiss, their braces mix
Hard to untangle, twisting
Smiling, they giggle.
Written on 2/5/2015
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
feelings, funny, love,
Loving Eyes
loving eyes I can't resist
shines like gold I always miss
eyes so red i kiss you hide
sore eyes I deride
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Harry-Elaine Cooking With Wine
My wife loves to cook with wine
when friends come around to dine.
sometimes when she’s in the mood
puts some in the food.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Written by
Lee Ramage
Categories:
funny, imagination, loss, nostalgia,
One Step Forward, Two Back
Spelling a thing of the past,
Thank-you cards will disappear,
Cursive writing will be lost,
No more postal mail.
Phone conversations are gone,
All temples of worship close,
Libraries lock their front doors,
No more paper books.
Good news for Craig Ferguson,
Entertainer - Late, Late show,
The all new Johnny Carson,
No more Jay Leno.
Written by Lee Ramage
September 7, 2011
For Linda-Marie’s Contest
“Crystal Ball”
Placed 7th
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny, me,
Let Me Surprise Her
In the backdrop of full moon
silhouette of my darling
searching me among the stars.....
let me surprise her!
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Placement:2nd;(September 2011)
Contest:Dodoitsu Darkness
Sponsor:Tracie~Indigo dream weaver~
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Shotgun Wedding
Pa held shotgun to his head
"Marry her son or you're dead"
"It wasn't me" the lad pled
"Yes it was" she said
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 2 in John Freeman's " Love or Humor" Contest - January 2011
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
humor,
Desperation
Only five minutes can seem
like eons to a man trapped
in an elevator with
his mother-in-law.
April 19, 2017
Written by
Deirdre Omaidin
Categories:
funny
Lost Love
Love is like an alarm clock
Just when you think all is set
she cheats and then wants to buzz
Off goes the first ring
For John Freemans competition Love or Humhour