Humorous and funny Diamante poems and/or funny poems about Diamante. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Diamante funny poems!
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, love, parody, me,
Would You Be My Concubine?
I've asked this of many women,
And get strange looks towards my way,
And in all honesty,
I think I ought to say,
What the hell is a concubine??
Is it an imprisoned porcupine?
I just don't really know,
But, ask it I do, often,
With results too easy to show,
That's not a healthy rosy cheek,
But face-slaps I seem to seek,
Stings like all hell,
Oh, what, by God, do tell...
What the hell am I saying aloud,
And why does it leave me less than proud?
Gotta' get me one'a dem fancy dik-shun-arees
Else I be beaten down to my knees..........
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
conflict, confusion, humorous, metaphor,
Upside Down - Inside Out
UPSIDE DOWN
inverted, topsy-turvy
unhinging, disorienting, confusing
puzzle, somersault; details, viscera
twisting, wearing, turning
front to back, socks
INSIDE OUT
written October 10, 2021
Written by
Dave Collins
Categories:
anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,
Diamonte Dumbmonte
Idiocracy
Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient
Dead
Written by
James Rasmusson
Categories:
funny, political,
Senator Foghorn
~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante)
Statesman
honest, visionary
working, serving, caring
principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic
wheeling, dealing, conniving
wonkish, corrupt
Politician
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
food, funny, lust,
I Try To Resist
Forever
Feasting famished,
Flapjacks, frankfurter's, fajitas
Flavoursome food, favourite feast.
Foreboding, forbidden, feeding
Fruitless, fearful
Fat!
2/5/2021
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beauty, color, garden, growth, humor, joy, uplifting,
Flowers
Flowers
pretty, colorful
looking, standing, swaying
vase, pot, yard, garden
spreading, growing, multiplying
ugly, bothersome
weeds
Date Written 8/5/2022
Written by
Michael Degenhardt
Categories:
funny, love, passion,
Middle of the Night Encounters
Hot
Sweaty, sultry
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
Icy, frigid
Cold
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor, humorous, husband, marriage, relationship, woman, work,
Husbands Are For Taming
Husband
Thoughtful, Kind
Sharing, caring, loving
Committed, Solid, Unsure, Wavering
Wandering, Preening, Seeking
Lost, Confused
Wolf
Written by
Charlotte Watkins
Categories:
betrayal, friendship, humanity, humorous, loneliness,
Fragile
Why is it so,
that so easily,
my mind rebukes,
the wisdom of its days,
and follies with jokes of ill witted humour,
which serendipidously challenge friendships hand,
casts love and joy aside in an instant,
derails the path ahead,
and makes for
a future,
alone.
Written by
Sotto Poet
Categories:
analogy, hilarious, smile,
Harsh Or Quiet
harsh
sleepless weary
looming working traveling
career stint respite renewal
Delighting regaling jesting
felicity promise
quiet
Written: August 24, 2021
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