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Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
funny, love, parody, me,
I've asked this of many women,
And get strange looks towards my way,
And in all honesty,
I think I ought to say,
What the hell is a concubine??
Is it an imprisoned porcupine?
I just don't really know,
But, ask it I do, often,
With results too easy to show,
That's not a healthy rosy cheek,
But face-slaps I seem to seek,
Stings like all hell,
Oh, what, by God, do tell...
What the hell am I saying aloud,
And why does it leave me less than proud?
Gotta' get me one'a dem fancy dik-shun-arees
Else I be beaten down to my knees..........
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
conflict, confusion, humorous, metaphor,
UPSIDE DOWN
inverted, topsy-turvy
unhinging, disorienting, confusing
puzzle, somersault; details, viscera
twisting, wearing, turning
front to back, socks
INSIDE OUT
written October 10, 2021
Poem Details | by
Dave Collins |
Categories:
anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,
Idiocracy
Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient
Dead
Poem Details | by
James Rasmusson |
Categories:
funny, political,
~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante)
Statesman
honest, visionary
working, serving, caring
principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic
wheeling, dealing, conniving
wonkish, corrupt
Politician
Poem Details | by
Simon Hamill |
Categories:
food, funny, lust,
Forever
Feasting famished,
Flapjacks, frankfurter's, fajitas
Flavoursome food, favourite feast.
Foreboding, forbidden, feeding
Fruitless, fearful
Fat!
2/5/2021
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
beauty, color, garden, growth, humor, joy, uplifting,
Flowers
pretty, colorful
looking, standing, swaying
vase, pot, yard, garden
spreading, growing, multiplying
ugly, bothersome
weeds
Date Written 8/5/2022
Poem Details | by
Michael Degenhardt |
Categories:
funny, love, passion,
Hot
Sweaty, sultry
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
Icy, frigid
Cold
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor, humorous, husband, marriage, relationship, woman, work,
Husband
Thoughtful, Kind
Sharing, caring, loving
Committed, Solid, Unsure, Wavering
Wandering, Preening, Seeking
Lost, Confused
Wolf
Poem Details | by
Charlotte Watkins |
Categories:
betrayal, friendship, humanity, humorous, loneliness,
Why is it so,
that so easily,
my mind rebukes,
the wisdom of its days,
and follies with jokes of ill witted humour,
which serendipidously challenge friendships hand,
casts love and joy aside in an instant,
derails the path ahead,
and makes for
a future,
alone.
Poem Details | by
Sotto Poet |
Categories:
analogy, hilarious, smile,
harsh
sleepless weary
looming working traveling
career stint respite renewal
Delighting regaling jesting
felicity promise
quiet
Written: August 24, 2021
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