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Poem Details | by
Daniel Turner |
Categories:
appreciation, death of a friend, humor,
There were no tears of sorrow when she passed
No suffering or pain, a quiet death
Though many questioned just how long she'd last
Few noticed when she took her final breath
So many photographs and memories
With family and friends while she was here
She shared her time and warmth so willingly
Forever will we hold her days so dear
Though she has passed we will continue on
There will be many gloomy days ahead
Some days her memory will flash at dawn
And some nights when we crawl into our bed
For now let's raise our glass at summer's wake
Cause soon it will be autumn's leaves we'll rake
original poem by Daniel Turner
Poem Details | by
Tshepo Mbhele |
Categories:
death, death of a friend, funeral, funny, grave, hilarious, loss,
DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT:BY TSHEPO MBHELE
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DEATH ANNOUNCED?
A POOL PARTY WITH A BALL THAT WAS BOUNCED
OR TO GO TO THE BAR
ON YOUR BRAND NEW CAR
WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO DIE
I WONT EVEN PASS BY
IT DOESN’T REALLY BOTHER ME
BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE I LET YOU BE
YOUR NEW HOME
WILL DEFINETLY NOT BE ROME
OR EVEN A SMALL PALACE
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE CARELESS
SOME WILL DANCE AND SOME WILL CRY
SOME WILL COME JUST TO SAY GOOD BYE
EVEN IF IT IS A DARE
I DON’T CARE
Poem Details | by
Wendy M |
Categories:
death of a friend, funeral, funny, humor, humorous,
Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car.
Poem Details | by
Mark J. Halliday |
Categories:
absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,
Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
death of a friend, fun, humor,
The adventures of Pinocchio
- His Italian growing nose
Timber stiff ... in repose -
... doctor came from Tokyo
World needs more men like Collodi Carlo
13.03.2020
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Alex Klugman |
Categories:
death of a friend, funny, green, grief,
About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates danced in full silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!
Poem Details | by
Chriss Todd |
Categories:
beauty, betrayal, death of a friend, devotion, forgiveness, future, god, goodbye, horror, humorous, image, inspiration,
i have crafted and shafted and then re positioned
divulged and indulged to precise disposition
yet frankly my points are most blunt at the end and my walls tend to fall at the slightest of bends
be it not such a bridge but a try at amends, with a friend who is quite hard of hearing
come step in my cauldron both women and children, these are the crimes i admit to both willinging and wildered
For i am the poet of pilgrims ,
what was left has been pillaged and raped, and only i who had managed escape
have been left to rebuild from the timbers
Poem Details | by
Lim'Rik Flats |
Categories:
death of a friend, humor,
The shock of the news left him numb.
He asked, "How did my friend succumb?"
The coroner joked,
"Your friend Artie choked,
He's the victim of his chewing gum."
Poem Details | by
I Am Anaya |
Categories:
appreciation, death of a friend, dedication, for him, humor, miss you,
Forget-Me-Not For Rico Leffanta
Poets love defines as does your photography
Screening feme fatal like it's a mammography
Blissful images erected
Virility unaffected
Observing what nature offers in demography
Hang loose Rico!
Mahalo
Poem Details | by
Kyleigh Henderson |
Categories:
child, childhood, death of a friend, dog, funny love, boy,
13 years have passed
But I miss you still
Nobody will ever break the bond
Between a dog and a child
Brown shaggy hair with black spots
He wasn't a purebred with a pedigree
But the fact that people called him a mut
Sure as hell didn't matter to me
He bit me in the head
Every time I remember it I find it funny
He bit me in the same place he was named
But that never stopped me from loving him
To this very day
Sometimes I wonder
What would've happened if that car
Hadn't hit you that day
I wonder
How many years
Would we still have to play
The three years I knew you
Were the grandest ones ever
And in my heart I know we will always be
Together
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
best friend, death of a friend, feelings, food, funny, humorous, life,
I am a friend of pie
Why?
Because I would never eat it.
It will live its natural life cycle
Until it's dry
Then goes all rancid
And can die.
And that's why I
Am a friend of pie.
Poem Details | by
Trey Hamner |
Categories:
death, death of a friend, farewell, funny, humor, humorous, leaving,
Here under this midget monolith
Lies John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
He went out, there was a great shout
And that's the last he was heard about
9-12-2018
Poem Details | by
Christopher Lipp |
Categories:
abuse, america, beach, butterfly, confidence, death of a friend, humor,
Heavy hearted holes open doors, then close em shut
While everyones waiting on a helping hand or a bastards crutch
Silly I feel useless watching clouds in broken shapes
Damn it if we land it completely captivated by birthday cake
I'll sail away
under baby blue skies and mankind's caution tape
Here maybe now or after all is well
The head is fearing
Insists that freedoms
breathin is a white lie
On and on til the rooster sighs
Does anybody try
Or am I just high
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
death of a friend, funny,
THE URGE TO CUT HER HEAD IN HALF
LEAVES ME AGHAST
AT MY PENT UP ANGER
AND DULL BLADE
Poem Details | by
Benyeakeh Miapeh |
Categories:
death, death of a friend, deep, heartbroken, hilarious, horror, sad,
Face crack
Hands keep stave
And image turn horror
Now separated from earth
Weeping around
Far away you are carried
By the ungrateful
And deceitful death
No breath, no voice nor feeling
In the lake of tears I watch the scene
Hope your soul be in the right hand
And your memory book keeps my name
Though you left me in this ungrateful and painful world,
But
Please
Tell
The
Lord
About
The
Struggles
On
Earth.
It is no longer the earth he created
And tell Jesus we await his return
Because earth is turning into hell.
I call my weeping messenger.
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
death of a friend, humorous,
Biting
Sighting
Nov 3, 2022
for Brian Strand's A New Hiku Footle Tanka Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Frederick Leeper |
Categories:
age, death, death of a friend, humor,
The Alternative
In just twenty minutes,
The kids are all grown,
From cradle to college,
With kids of their own.
Still -
It beats the alternative.
Gray hair and wrinkles,
And routine inspections,
More aches and pains,
And pills and injections.
Still -
It beats the alternative.
You're given the news,
To your great dismay,
Another old friend,
Has just passed away.
Still -
It beats the alternative.
May ne'er come the day,
When the pain is so terrible,
That day-to-day life,
Is completely unbearable.
Then -
I'll take the alternative.
Poem Details | by
Sierra Chen |
Categories:
death of a friend, fun, giggle, grief, loss, remember, sorry,
A prayer for our household friend
Please bow our heads
Dear Little Fellow,
We’re very sorry
you are dead
suffocated in the trap
Hope
your last supper
was enjoyable: homemade roasted pine nuts
May you find peace
in mouse heaven
Reunite with your love ones
Aman