Humorous and funny Crystalline poems and/or funny poems about Crystalline. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Crystalline funny poems!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
food, funny, nature
Sequence-Temptation
apples overhang the orchard wall,
sun-kissed drapes now about to fall.
hedgerows ablaze with succulent sweets
will-power melts in a crumble
inspired by Constance's contest
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
funny, nostalgia,
Snow Flake
summer snowflake...the ice cream man drifts by
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
education, funny, science
Zoology
Intrals lying on the table
Shark disection, parasites exposed
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Multicoloured Tutu
multicoloured new tutu
a favourite headgear for the prince's ball
Written by
Malcolm Carr
Categories:
funny
Coffee?
I'm sorry I don't like coffee
It's just not my cup of tea
Written by
Shane Solomon
Categories:
funny, political,
Vote Or Die Or Just Vote
Standing at the White house today
Making riots.... Here comes C I A!
Written by
A Rambling Righting Riley - Shauna Riley
Categories:
funny
I Stand By My Quote
This just might be a deal breaker,
But I do sound smarter on paper!
A Rambling Righting Riley (Shauna Riley Morrison)
For Linda-Marie's "Quote Me" Contest
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor,
Planning For Retirement
I will not go for collagen,
I'll just stay away from halogen.
Written by
Molly Cooper
Categories:
funny, happiness
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
~Silent Laughter, laughter with style
It hurts to smile, oh once in a while~
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
fun, green, humor, march, uplifting,
Lucky Pockets
wow ~ luck now fills all my pockets
overflowing with four leaf clovers
Date Written: 2/26/2023
"4 Place"
Note: St Patrick's Day will be here soon.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, life
Seasoning
After seasoned hours in the kitchen
the cook hates to hear.."please pass the salt"
For the PASS contest....
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
character, cute, funny, girl, humorous, woman, women,
Alpha Woman
She's cute, but also a beaut who's such
A brute she'll give you the boot.
Written by
Jeff Kyser
Categories:
humorous, space,
It's Cold In Space
On the ISS, seems sex is banned;
The situation's well in hand...
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, identity, kid,
Un-Eclectic Preference
How would you like to be named 'Scratchy?'
~ Well, I'd prefer it to 'Latch-key'
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, valentines day,
Two For One
I gave my Valentine's heart to you
now I have none and you have two.
1/31/2019
A Valentine Crystalline Poetry Contest
Kim Rodrigues - sponsor
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
drink, humor,
Bottle of Cooler
Split splat against my nose it goes,
Nothing I can do about that though.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
god, humor,
God and I
I do ponder what He must think.
Of my addiction to quill and ink!
July 29, 2019
7:30 pm PST
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
fear, funny, giggle, nature, summer,
Dragonfly
Just saw a huge dragonfly fly by,
As I screamed aloud alone, "Why?!"
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
addiction, allusion, crazy, drug, funny, mental illness, psychological,
High Stakes
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
We All Need a Three D Mirror
Too bad practically no one these days has a three-dimensional mirror.
She would not wear those form-fitting pants if she could see her rear.
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
addiction, drug, humor,
Nicotine
Holding up this lit cigarette,
Like tiny trumpet in fingertips.
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous,
No Use Crying Over Spilt Jam
Jams and jams gather all around
As I shatter glass jars on the ground.
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
addiction, drug, funny, health, humor, humorous, mental illness,
Witzelsucht
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes.
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
humor, irony, poetess, poetry, poets, write, writing,
Poet's Policy
I use names unironically,
So save yourself the flattery.
Written by
Marissa Faries
Categories:
friendship, friendship love, funny,
The Power Of Suggestion
Everyone thought we were more than bros,
But really we're hopeless hoes.