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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,
if i had another wish
i would want back my pet fish
for my uncle came to town
and in mothers dressing gown
served him on her fav'rite dish.
Poem Details | by
John Beam |
Categories:
corruption, humorous, hyperbole, political, psychological, satire, words,
when some one else is caught it's a conspiracy when I say something
Poem Details | by
Jack Clark |
Categories:
abuse, corruption, environment, humor, humorous, political,
The “Bad Witch of Oz” lost her throne
They weren’t gonna’ leave her alone
… the water was Fracked
… it’s how she got whacked
But … how many others aren’t known!
Poem Details | by
Earl Schumacker |
Categories:
corruption, culture, humorous, judgement, murder, political, religion,
Ghost Gun
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Was called to school one day
Johnny pee pants raised his hands
He was about to pray
Teacher yelled, “He’s got a gun!”
The cop shot Johnny dead
….Then read him his rights….
Years were spent on investigations
In hopes of finding a clue
The judge had called it a “Suicide”
Nothing else is new
Society went along for the ride
Thank goodness only one child died
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Still searches the school today
Preventing crimes and looking for fingers
Loaded and ready to fire
A lesson can be learned from this
That is, where not to pray
Do it in church
Or else you’ll be cursed
By the guns of the Holy Ghost ire
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
corruption, humorous, sports,
His team’s chances he hoped to enhance -
So a cricket player took a chance
He’s caught ball tampering
Such disgrace it did bring
He got snapped with his hands down his pants!
3/27/18
Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
absence, abuse, confusion, corruption, funny,
it's too late to read this poem!
The poem was removed, due to alien activity.
Area 51
By: PD
Poem Details | by
Gail Debole |
Categories:
corruption, humor, humorous,
February 29, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole
A man born into a world of scams
Had a father adept at flim-flam.
He lived by what he was taught
Until the day he was caught
By police who out-flimflammed his scam.
Poem Details | by
Rhoda Tripp |
Categories:
corruption, dark, emo, humor, humorous, natural disasters, sick,
There once was an old man, a perv.
And wow! He had quite the nerve.
He pulled down his pants,
Said "Watch my demon dance."
He really threw me a curve.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
funny, people, satire
He defended two thieves with a smirk:
one bimbo and a jerk;
the old, crooked judge released them
knowing it was a scam...
they walked free applauding his trick.
Poem Details | by
Brandon Carter |
Categories:
adventure, boyfriend, corruption, desire, girlfriend, humor, humorous, husband, innocence, longing, lust, marriage, romance, romantic, sexy, wife,
Written December 29, 2013
You don't see me
You see her silhouetted by the vapor
My hands all over
She's an introverted now and later
You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir
In your snatch fits pleasure
Broom-shaped pleasure, even better
Like politicians
Spilling oil on the wonderland
The sun will fall
The moon will rise, the freaks come out at night
Native tongues and foreign lands
Leave me handcuffed to the night stand
You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir
Poem Details | by
Eric Boddie |
Categories:
anger, betrayal, corruption, funny, hate, horror, lust,
"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5. Never trust anyone
She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so sexy
She said, "With no hands, it's messy"
That turned me on, so I guess you see
The tempting dilemma it came to be
I told her her river would become sea
She winked, walked away, that's fantasy
No latex held, seduced by three
In the morning, destiny
Now dictates burning pee
Then I had to flee
So urgently
Now agree
Boldly
Gee
I had to try this but please don't think this is true....knock on wood....lol
Poem Details | by
Venu Annamraju |
Categories:
car, corruption, humorous, pollution,
We had been bribing good,
as long as we could
Fooling everyone,
under the sun
Rich and poor alike we treated,
didn't care who we cheated
We were robbing under the hood,
cause the money was so good
Norms we dared flout,
when we had the clout
Alas, now we are caught,
what to say we know not
For no amount of spin,
can cover our sin
Please don't wish us dead,
just because we gave back some lead
Who we are, you may have guessed by now
for those not in the know
Folksdragon.
Dust Auto.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
conflict, corruption, evil, feelings, hate, humor, rude,
I'm not shy
I just think
Most people
Simply stink.
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
corruption, depression, emotions, funny, humor, pain,
when I use dirty language and curse at Alexa
she reciprocates
by playing the darkest News of the day
Poem Details | by
John Castro |
Categories:
corruption,
THIS FUNNY THING CALLED
FREEDOM
time has a funny way of making
people into liars
it endorses corporate America a
smoking gun out for hire
home of the censored and shredded
constitution
programmed drones in a
manipulative institution
heil hitler to the flag is what really is
implied
freedom from tyranny and
oppression is pretty much a lie
"YES WE CAN!" was the change that
never did occur
its the flea who ****ed the whale!?
but are you really sure??
the funny thing is that in this crazy
little twist
you just might think youre free when
the handcuff hits your wrist
Poem Details | by
Memphis Stacks |
Categories:
adventure, allusion, art, betrayal, confidence, conflict, cool, corruption, crazy, culture, deep, extended metaphor, fantasy, fear, feelings, goodbye, humanity, humor, humorous, identity, life, literature, meaningful, metaphor, people, perspective, philosophy, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, relationship, symbolism, trust, voyage, wisdom, words, write, writing,
A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!
Poem Details | by
Gail Foster |
Categories:
addiction, corruption, humor, political, power, satire, silly,
So farewell Keith Vaz, we don’t really mind
Whether you steered from the front or behind
But the coke was a bit of an epic fail
What’s that, you’re snorting, I didn’t inhale?
So hello Keith Vaz, you’re still knocking about
You can lock up yer closet now yer out
And maybe hang out with Osborne and stuff
Isn’t he a bit of a powder puff?
© Gail Foster 6th September 2016
Poem Details | by
Amanda Reslink |
Categories:
body, corruption, cry, desire, funny, humor, lust,
Sexy fun salty sweet
Swish, dip, whip and roll,
Love to take a south bound stroll.
Sticky dripping goo,
Uh oh; those look very blue,
Enjoy a protein shake?
Friends first,
Virtue and chaste,
It's ok to wait.
Smooth as silk,
Or bear skin rug...
Matters of personal design.
So much praise,
Between crying sobs...
Worship of the fleshly gods!
Poem Details | by
Edgelord Pingas69 |
Categories:
anger, angst, corruption, dark, evil, funny, sick,
(WARNING: very edgy)
(and also a little bit NSFW)
This TV show is a really good show
It's such a good show that it had me commence the rituals again
The rituals of torment, the rituals of sin
The rituals of no sleep, the rituals of self-death
I am disgusted in myself
But more so I am disgusted in the rest of you
How can you live with yourselves after what you've done?
Probably the same way I live with myself
I hate you all
I want her to slit my throat then suck me off
as I bleed to death
Once again I descend into depravity
And thus Death.
Poem Details | by
Troy Toney |
Categories:
betrayal, confusion, corruption, games, hilarious, silly, spoken word,
Step right up dear folks
Please listen if you can
For tonight I tell a tale
First buy from the ticket man
Go ahead and sit dear folks
Set your chairs right on the land
Now that you have your voucher
You bought from the ticket man
So please listen up dear folks
A tale of wonders Is the plan
You'll be in awe you'll be amazed
Glad you saw the ticket man
You've been entertained dear folks
Distracted though it was a scam
Your pockets have been picked b
Oh yes by the ticket man
Sorry to say it dear folks
To fool you ashamed I am
But my job is done it's time to run
And catch up to the ticket man
Written 12-21-18
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
corruption, father son, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, kid, people,
there once was a thief from devin
whose teachers called him sir kevin
but his mom and dad
were indeed more sad
he worked eleven to seven.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
corruption, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
There once was a brash barmaid named Belle
Her virtue she would selflessly sell
she was nicked by the cops
for illegal house stops
She now spends her spare time in a cell
Poem Details | by
Vladimir Tumanov |
Categories:
corruption, farewell, humor, humorous, irony, joy, prejudice,
Did you know? Did you see? Did you hear?
Did you think? Did you hope? Did you sneer?
For today is the day
that Bluebeard goes away!
Bid adieu to his mountainous rear!
Poem Details | by
Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories:
conflict, corruption, hate, humorous, nice, people, sometimes,
In a smear the nicest ink
can insufferably stink.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017